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  1. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I actually don't have the herpes gene.

    RisiR - Homo Sapiens Superior.
  2. I jerk off to:

    Rachel Starr
    Peta Jensen
    Madison ivy
    Asa Akira
    kortney kane
    Janice griffith
    Lisa ann

    Etc vanilla hd porn videos. I use my hand, and I don't bother with lube. I'm done in five
  3. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I have a genital wart. Just one.

    It's no big deal. I'll burn it off.
  4. Originally posted by mashlehash I have a genital wart. Just one.

    It's no big deal. I'll burn it off.

    see it in my motherfucking face
  5. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat see it in my motherfucking face

    Wipe my genital wart on the tip of your nose, nancy.
  6. How would you have genital warts if you don't got no bitches
  7. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat How would you have genital warts if you don't got no bitches

    Nigga I'ma smack you...with my genital wart.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Welp.

    Sometimes I sit at computer chair, when that's the case I'll use my other hand to act as a splash guard preventing my load from shooting up at my face. It all pools in my stomach region and i clean it with tissue or a used sock.

    Other times, I will use my phone and just stand over the side of my shower tub thing, and cum standing up, into the base of my shower, then I run the shower for a minute or two on extra hot and let the babbies float away.

    Rarely do I lay down on a bed or couch, but if I do, I again use the backsplash technique to avoid spraying up to and over my head.

    I was on SSRIs for some time and jacking off was nearly futile, I would out my heart and soul into it and if I was lucky I would have one chance to pound it out, but if I lost it for even a second, it was gone for good, whether it was jerking it or actual sexy times.

    Now I'm off of them and I can cum in 30 seconds if I want to.

    Anyway, how's Jane and the kids?
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  9. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by mmQ Welp.

    Sometimes I sit at computer chair, when that's the case I'll use my other hand to act as a splash guard preventing my load from shooting up at my face. It all pools in my stomach region and i clean it with tissue or a used sock.

    Other times, I will use my phone and just stand over the side of my shower tub thing, and cum standing up, into the base of my shower, then I run the shower for a minute or two on extra hot and let the babbies float away.

    Rarely do I lay down on a bed or couch, but if I do, I again use the backsplash technique to avoid spraying up to and over my head.

    I was on SSRIs for some time and jacking off was nearly futile, I would out my heart and soul into it and if I was lucky I would have one chance to pound it out, but if I lost it for even a second, it was gone for good, whether it was jerking it or actual sexy times.

    Now I'm off of them and I can cum in 30 seconds if I want to.

    Anyway, how's Jane and the kids?

    See, this is the kind of response I was looking for.

    Thank You mq
  10. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Are you jerking off now?
  11. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Are you jerking off now?

    No. I should have known it would take a homie like mq to actually answer the thread with honesty.

    You're all niggers compared to mq.
  12. RestStop Space Nigga
    Usually inside a meth hooker.
  13. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
  14. filthy animals
  15. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by RestStop Usually inside a meth hooker.

    Hot.
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  16. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash I have a genital wart. Just one.

    It's no big deal. I'll burn it off.

    dont do that, idiot...thats what youre supposed to use to have sex with, some day. maybe. i mean...with a woman...not something you found at the petting zoo.

    never mind...burn it off. you shouldnt reproduce anyways.
  17. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock dont do that, idiot…thats what youre supposed to use to have sex with, some day. maybe. i mean…with a woman…not something you found at the petting zoo.

    never mind…burn it off. you shouldnt reproduce anyways.

    I don't even understand what you said.
  18. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash I don't even understand what you said.

    obviously

    blame it on your parents
  19. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock obviously

    blame it on your parents

    Why would I blame your incoherence and inability to explain yourself on my parents?
  20. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by mashlehash I don't even understand what you said.

    It seems he thought you were saying that you'd burn your whole dick off, not just the wart. Or he thinks 'genital wart' means cock.

    Where else but NiS would I ever make a post like this? You're all SICK.

    I'm so sick,
    Infected with where I live
    Let me live without this
    Empty bliss,
    Selfishness
    I'm so sick
    I'm so sick
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