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How do yall niggas masturbate?

  1. #1
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    What do you primarily masturbate to?


    When you're about to cum, do you have a towel in hand?

    Do you cuff your hands around the head so you don't cum every where?

    Do you just let it go and clean up afterwards?

    Do you masturbate in a chair at the computer, or on a bed while it plays on a screen?

    Tell me about your masturbation habits.
  2. #2
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    No you fucking faggot.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    No!
  4. #4
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Share or gtfo

    I'll have my boys stare at you in the yard. You'll be giving up your bread to Ja'mad without even asking.
  5. #5
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by mashlehash Ja'mad



    I usually creep into my buddy's mother's bedroom and anally masturbate my 12 year old boipussy with her vibrator. HBY?
  6. #6
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by RisiR †

    I usually creep into my buddy's mother's bedroom and anally masturbate my 12 year old boipussy with her vibrator. HBY?

    I've called you weird like 3 times in a row.

    What.. what makes you say these outrageous things?

    They would appall your mother.
  7. #7
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I still don't forget when I masturbated at the hospital, got it in my hair and then went to talk with this nice girl and her family.

    Oh the shame.

    Post last edited by mashlehash at 2017-08-29T20:50:37.593839+00:00
  8. #8
    HTS highlight reel
    I don't.
  9. #9
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by HTS I don't.

    Liar, you masturbate.

    What? You look down at your genitals with a general feeling of appall?
  10. #10
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Why were you in the hospital? Masturbation accident?
  11. #11
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by RisiR † Why were you in the hospital? Masturbation accident?

    LOL, no offense HTS.
  12. #12
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by mashlehash What? You look down at your genitals with a general feeling of appall?

    Pretty much. Well, not really, it's just gross to touch it.
  13. #13
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Why were you in the hospital? Masturbation accident?

    Psychosis.

    I'm a terminal woooh
  14. #14
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by HTS Pretty much. Well, not really, it's just gross to touch it.

    I wouldn't touch your retarded nob either.
  15. #15
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I would!
  16. #16
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Hts, brief us again on your penis's medical condition.
  17. #17
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    With your asshole.
  18. #18
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by mashlehash Hts, brief us again on your penis's medical condition.

    It's not a condition that can be described by medical science. My dick is magic, every girl I been with said so.
  19. #19
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by RisiR † I would!



  20. #20
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Big Black Magic.
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