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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It was her 7th birthday. Mommy was at her job and it was just Gretchen and daddy. He came into her room and asked her if she wanted to play in mommy and daddy's bed.

    She was so excited.

    They went to the big bed and daddy said he had a fun game for them. He said it's called The Touching Game.

    They took their clothes off and learned about their bodies. He let Gretchen put her mouth on his body branch and told her how happy it made him.

    He made funny sounds and she couldn't stop giggling. After a while he told her that his body branch would have a secret surprise and if she caught it all up in her mouth she would win.

    She opened wide and funny white squiggles came out of daddy. Gretchen caught most of them in her mouth, but some went up her nose and she started to cough, which tickled, and the two laughed.

    They never told mommy their secret and played the game every single day.
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  2. ^ it's more common than discovered. that's the sad thing about reality.
  3. I was going to write a short sad story about a friend I saw last night on your search thingy.


    maybe later.. it bummed me out a bit, reflecting back.
  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL ^ That's why Soap-On-A-Rope is so popular in federal prisons.

    agreed.

    i make all my wives wear it as an ankle bracelet.
  5. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ It was her 7th birthday. Mommy was at her job and it was just Gretchen and daddy. He came into her room and asked her if she wanted to play in mommy and daddy's bed.

    She was so excited.

    They went to the big bed and daddy said he had a fun game for them. He said it's called The Touching Game.

    They took their clothes off and learned about their bodies. He let Gretchen put her mouth on his body branch and told her how happy it made him.

    He made funny sounds and she couldn't stop giggling. After a while he told her that his body branch would have a secret surprise and if she caught it all up in her mouth she would win.

    She opened wide and funny white squiggles came out of daddy. Gretchen caught most of them in her mouth, but some went up her nose and she started to cough, which tickled, and the two laughed.

    They never told mommy their secret and played the game every single day.

    jesus christ.
  6. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 You spend a lot of time in prison I take it?

    Don't you have an ambiguous, wandering, rambling, meandering post to make somewhere?
  8. Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't you have an ambiguous, wandering, rambling, meandering post to make somewhere?

    I speak as it comes to me. And you know exactly what I am saying. enhancement all you want.
  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ It was her 7th birthday. Mommy was at her job and it was just Gretchen and daddy. He came into her room and asked her if she wanted to play in mommy and daddy's bed.

    She was so excited.

    They went to the big bed and daddy said he had a fun game for them. He said it's called The Touching Game.

    They took their clothes off and learned about their bodies. He let Gretchen put her mouth on his body branch and told her how happy it made him.

    He made funny sounds and she couldn't stop giggling. After a while he told her that his body branch would have a secret surprise and if she caught it all up in her mouth she would win.

    She opened wide and funny white squiggles came out of daddy. Gretchen caught most of them in her mouth, but some went up her nose and she started to cough, which tickled, and the two laughed.

    They never told mommy their secret and played the game every single day.

    i don't think that's sophies idea of a sad story but something tells me he'll like it anyway.



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  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I speak as it comes to me. And you know exactly what I am saying. enhancement all you want.

    What kina drug you on?
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  11. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Bill Krozby's dad used to make him wear make up and dress like a female when he was young. And afterwards, he would beat him in a sick psychological game. He told me this.

    That's why (obviously) he takes it out on other women.
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Bill Krozby's dad used to make him wear make up and dress like a female when he was young. And afterwards, he would beat him in a sick psychological game. He told me this.

    That's why (obviously) he takes it out on other women.

    Errrr... were there any high heels involved?
  13. RestStop Space Nigga
    I have finally come to terms I died around Halloween last year with my worst enemy and love of my life in a tragic car accident in full size pick up in Manchester, OH. It really explains why my life makes no fucking sense and everyone seems strange and sometimes outright not themselves as if replicas have replaced them. Nothing makes sense and yet I already inexplicably know answers to things that happen that I couldn't possibly know. I AM A GHOST!
  14. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Errrr… were there any high heels involved?

    Uhhhmmm...why?
  15. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by RestStop I have finally come to terms I died around Halloween last year with my worst enemy and love of my life in a tragic car accident in full size pick up in Manchester, OH. It really explains why my life makes no fucking sense and everyone seems strange and sometimes outright not themselves as if replicas have replaced them. Nothing makes sense and yet I already inexplicably know answers to things that happen that I couldn't possibly know. I AM A GHOST!

    Take drugs and write thug rap bout ur boo
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  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Uhhhmmm…why?

    Trying to create a mental picture.
  17. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Trying to create a mental picture.

    Is..is this sexual?
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Is..is this sexual?

    Of course not.
  19. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Of course not.

    No, I dont think heels were inlovled, but I wish they were.
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The purpose of high heels is to raise the ass higher.
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