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2017-08-28 at 7:33 PM UTCHydro: I can talk to you for hours on skype (face to face)
But I can't stand giant walls of text girlfran -
2017-08-28 at 8:14 PM UTCHey kid! Get back here with my empty box of candy canes! Fuckin RASCAL!
SHUT UP OLD MAN ILL FIGHT U IN REAL LIFE
Oh. OH. OHH?? My lawn, my rules you goddamn delinquent. Only rule being, when you die, I win.
AHAHAHAHA SHUT UP. OLD MAN RIVER BOUT TO RUN DRYYYYYYY.
Uhhhh.
JK I HAVE TO GO FINISH GATHERING PIE INGREDIENTS FROM GRAMMY. PEACH COBBLER TONIGHT!
I love you
LOVE YOU TOO. BAIIII -
2017-08-28 at 8:18 PM UTCBroseph 1: YOLO. Hey brosepher check out this sick ass chameleon I just scored for a sack of weed.
Brosepher: dude. Bro. -
2017-08-28 at 8:19 PM UTCWhat do you get when you cross a bed of flowers with a shower curtain?
A bed of flowers with some goddamn privacy for once! Geesh! -
2017-08-28 at 8:29 PM UTC
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2017-08-28 at 8:45 PM UTCyou filthy drug attics.
alcoholism is just as bad. -
2017-08-28 at 9:10 PM UTCI don't keep my drugs in the attic. Thanks
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2017-08-28 at 9:13 PM UTC
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2017-08-28 at 9:14 PM UTCDon't explain yourself to me. Explain yourself to God.
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2017-08-28 at 9:17 PM UTC
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2017-08-28 at 9:18 PM UTCI'm not trying to be harsh with you.
I'm tired of this game of hiding eggs. enough of you hatched to tell me what I needed to know -
2017-08-28 at 9:18 PM UTCGod is the almighty superior and the one you should let into your life.
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2017-08-28 at 9:22 PM UTCI know you're being sarcastic and are an athiest but I already did decades ago.
got lost in one of his ultimate tests.. he's still having me go about it, but has also spoke of a false Church of worshippers who are partly behind it as well as greedy greedy evil men. -
2017-08-28 at 9:24 PM UTCDid you go to prison and claim that you found the lord Jesus Christ?
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2017-08-28 at 9:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by mashlehash Did you go to prison and claim that you found the lord Jesus Christ?
Nope.
I asked.. a moments pause.. and then a flush of spiritual bliss. I've accepted him again when I had a time of doubt.
I don't need to prove his existence.. it kind of messes with faith. I don't need a sign. all these Christians demanding him (her, other) a Sign.
go back to work you nut cases. -
2017-08-28 at 9:40 PM UTC
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2017-08-28 at 9:40 PM UTCJessica Alba
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2017-08-28 at 9:41 PM UTCMark Zuchinni
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2017-08-28 at 9:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone No, I'm a dude. I have a 12 inch big black cock. I've been pretending to be a single mother all this time for the lulz. When §m£ÂgØL got fucked in the ass for the first time, it was my monster horse cock that popped that tight little ass cherry. He had blood coming out his ass for days after, and he cried a lot… there was more blood working as lube than KY jelly we used… poor fella… It's not my fault I was born with such a magnanimously huge penis. I can't help the urges either; to ram my cock into such a cute little, scrawny spic twink like §m£ÂgØL. I don't think he ever shat right since that fateful day, in the cornfield in Florida. His poor asshole will never be the same size again. Last I heard, he was was incontinent, shitting all over his parents house. His mother wanted to press criminal charges. Can't blame his parents though, poor §m£ÂgØL's mom and dad have to chase him around the house, cleaning up the shit he trails behind as he goes. She tried refusing to feed him Frijoles Charros so he wouldn't be farting and shitting so much, with such… loose and disgusting diarrhea, but he had severe spic-food withdrawals, and actually trailed shit behind him with his walker (I did mention, I broke his hip in our ass-fucking love-making affair, didn't I?)while shaking in DTs, all the way to the nearest Spic restaurant where he shoveled down so many beans, they ended up banning him from the place for the explosion of shit he left splatter on one of the walls after he gorged himself… Quite sad, actually. I feel very remorseful for how much suffering I've caused his mother in having to wipe up the festering trails of bean-shit everyday. Poor old woman's golden days are spent shoveling feces out of her grown son's bed each morning, like she'd be mucking a horse stall. His father talked to a doctor, and they want to do reconstructive surgery, but §m£ÂgØL is afraid to do it, for fear of me coming around again, just to ripe his tight little asshole apart again… like I would again… I just couldn't stop myself… I'd NEED, like I need air to breath, to ram my cock back into his newly constructed ass… He couldn't control himself either… He'd beg me to fuck his ass, even despite the life altering damage I've already caused, and all the effort for a brand new asshole his parents would be paying for would just be for naught. He needs my cock in his tight ass, just the same as I need to have my cock there. His parents have refused to let him go anywhere now, and insist he never be allowed to be near me, because they know what I will do, and what he will let me do with his ass.
Why.. oh why was I born this monster I am with this humongous dick between my legs that seems to have a mind of it's own in going out and wrecking havoc on cute twink spics?! WHy has god cursed me to be a man?!?!
I just hope he's able to, despite my manliness and all its done, can move on with his life. Hopefully he can just live with the fond memory of that ass reaming and move forward and never look back. I, though, am stuck with the haunting image of what I've had and lost… the tightest spic asshole to grace the United States. *tear* We both must live with what we can nevr have again…
So, of course you should be able to tell I am in fact not a "grl". Thank you, cum again.
jesus christ.
you owe me for what i had to pay the cleanup crew to come out and repair the damage done to my neighborhood after the nut-sauce-tsunami emanating from my cock after reading that post. -
2017-08-28 at 9:45 PM UTCShouldn't there be a limit on how much gayness that infinityshock can ooze out in one day of posting?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
