Cheezy dorito noodles mukbang (bill the cat can't eat 10k calories)

2017-08-28 at 7:46 PM UTC

#81

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

I can telekinetically move a piece of aluminum resting on a pin.

What?

2017-08-28 at 9:35 PM UTC

#82

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by benny vader then you wouldnt have to shit, would you ….

lee tart.

someone paid all kinds of attention in anatomy and physiology class on the day they taught the functions of human digestion.

calories have nothing to do with shitting, not shitting, or what is or isnt shitted out. calories are an arbitrary measure that is virtually pointlessly applied to human food products for no other reason than the human urgency to quantify the unquantifiable.

2017-08-28 at 9:35 PM UTC

#83

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by mashlehash I can telekinetically move a piece of aluminum resting on a pin.

What?

telekinetically bring me a beer, bitch.

2017-08-28 at 9:36 PM UTC

#84

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by mmQ Oh its closer to 5 months. Good eye.

ill get back to you on that.

2017-08-28 at 9:39 PM UTC

#85

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by infinityshock ill get back to you on that.

With your back that shouldn't take too long.

2017-08-28 at 9:47 PM UTC

#86

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by mmQ With your back that shouldn't take too long.

that made no sense.

2017-08-28 at 10:10 PM UTC

#87

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by infinityshock someone paid all kinds of attention in anatomy and physiology class on the day they taught the functions of human digestion.

calories have nothing to do with shitting, not shitting, or what is or isnt shitted out. calories are an arbitrary measure that is virtually pointlessly applied to human food products for no other reason than the human urgency to quantify the unquantifiable.

calorie is a unit of energy convertible to watts. food calories are gotten by burning an X amount of food and measuring the amount of energies released in the form of heat.

your shit is still very much combustible and if you dry your shit up it can still be used as fuel for your BBQ like charcoal brique.

which means there're still plenty of calories left unharnessed, unextracted by your body.

2017-08-28 at 10:25 PM UTC

#88

LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

2017-08-28 at 10:55 PM UTC

#89

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery

is that your mom?

.

2017-08-28 at 10:58 PM UTC

#90

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by benny vader calorie is a unit of energy convertible to watts. food calories are gotten by burning an X amount of food and measuring the amount of energies released in the form of heat.

your shit is still very much combustible and if you dry your shit up it can still be used as fuel for your BBQ like charcoal brique.

which means there're still plenty of calories left unharnessed, unextracted by your body.

jesus christ.

2017-08-28 at 11:22 PM UTC

#91

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by infinityshock jesus christ.

he cant save you from wrong

2017-08-28 at 11:40 PM UTC

#92

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by infinityshock telekinetically bring me a beer, bitch.

It's too heavy. Your mind has to gain strength.

2017-08-29 at 1:51 AM UTC

#93

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by benny vader he cant save you from wrong

that shit you posted wasnt just wrong...it was full-retard. you went full retard. theres no coming back from that.

2017-08-29 at 1:52 AM UTC

#94

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by mashlehash It's too heavy. Your mind has to gain strength.

youre the one posting fake news about being psychic. or psychotic. or whatever the word is

2017-08-29 at 1:52 AM UTC

#95

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by infinityshock that shit you posted wasnt just wrong…it was full-retard. you went full retard. theres no coming back from that.

He's been full retard.

Condolences to his parents and affected family.

2017-08-29 at 1:57 AM UTC

#96

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by mashlehash He's been full retard.

Condolences to his parents and affected family.

theyre probably just as bad as he is. that shit is hereditary.

2017-08-29 at 1:58 AM UTC

#97

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Kill them.

2017-09-08 at 1:36 AM UTC

#98

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by benny vader yay. til a new word.

I think they were a band in the 80s

2017-09-08 at 1:38 AM UTC

#99

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery

Her boyfriend is music pimping her out.

where is this at.

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