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  1. Bad Cabrerra

    No one's got time for dat

  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Sup with New York firing on Detroit Tiger?

    sorry wut? i no idea what you talk about



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  3. Originally posted by NARCassist i just realized captain faggot is in florida, he could totally die. that would be awesome.

    I've timed a trip to California for the duration of the storm.
  4. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Dang hydromorphone literally became a prostitute for fake ass drugs. Let §m£ÂgØL hit the pussy too.. low quality female.

    These nigggas that be like my life is sooo bad then make zero effort to change.

    I wouldn't be in this situation right now if I hadn't made a leap to change and better my life and my living situation for my son and myself. I got burned hard by people who were supposed to be my family and help me. They went out of their way to fuck me over though... I take responsibility for it though. After all, there was a reason I stayed estranged for 14 years... in my desperation and mentally fucked state though, I made a seriously bad choice that I'll likely never recover from.

    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency I've been alright. Have held down an ok job for well over a year now. Well clean from any benzo for what seems like forever now, but it's only been like 2 years I think.

    Sorry to hear you're being a prostitute now. I thought you had a waitress job ? I don't really read the ongoings of this thread too often .

    Hope you sort it out.
    Yeah, I did, until I moved out of FL. See comment above... I just recently began whoring myself out.

    *High Five*

    I'm really happy to hear you got that monkey off your back, HSA, also proud of you. You're a good dude, and really hope shit gets even better for you as time goes on. Two years is a long time, and nothing to snub your nose at, it might as well be forever in the scheme of things, feels like forever when you're an addict that long... shit, I'm coming around on 5 years with using T-PAIN so... that certainly feels like an eternity. I've resigned myself to the fact that I'm going to die a T-PAIN addict though... hopefully sooner rather than later.

    Glad to see you back around. You need to post more. You're the only person whom I got my sports updates from, when you used to post of the regular... and I don't follow sports at all so... not even been keeping up with the equine side of sports for a long time either...

    I recall you'd mentioned years ago your mom had/got an arab. How'd that pan out? I love most arabian personalities. Fucking Jokers, and mischief-makers- as I said before, people either love them or hate them and they certainly aren't the horse for everyone. Most Arabians are really tough for their small size, and have un-godly endurance and have a lot of energy to harness, and is why they are a breed found in so many disciplines. I hate those Egyptian Arabs, and the best arabs I've seen hailed from Afghanistan... Always wanted to breed my Clydesdale to an fine arab mare, to throw out some badass sport horses/warmbloods. Oh well... maybe in another life.




    Originally posted by mmQ Where do you get clients? Do you have a "bodyguard?" What's your rate? Will you do ANYTHING?
    A friend I've known for a while who is an ex-coke dealer from back in the 70's-80's. He's on disability now. He's set me up with some of his friends, and also has paid for my services. Very nice guy, so it definitely could be worse. I do not have a bodyguard, but my friend, he is a decent human being, looks out for me, and makes sure shit is alright for me. He was strongly against me street walking, so once he heard I was game for prostituting, he worked to help me out. I charge 50$. I will not do anything, but I will a lot of things, most common requests.
  5. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I've timed a trip to California for the duration of the storm.

    I've been thinking for a long time now... I bet you're related/involved with to those niggers I knew who bought hunting property up where I lived... They were heavy into real estate investments. The only one who was really cool was the grandfather and the husband and wife team who did a lot of work traveling all over FL to do work for them (both of them were crackheads, the husband though, while he wa a fucked up cuban, he at least wasn't a snake in the grass like his wife... she was a very opportunistic cunt.) Very sexist people. His wife was a total cunt, very stuck up, very judgemental people... Dude wasn't that bad, but... meh, he took advantage where he could, but to be fair she had it coming. I felt bad for the grandfather... his grandsons were being raised to be delicate little pussy bitches who were just one step above being put in a bubble to protect them from the world. It was clear as fuck that they embarrassed the ever living shit out of him.

    You remind me of them from the way you post, shit you do, and apparent wealth, and I'm pretty sure you're living in the same general area as them. I know they have a lot of relatives who back his investments and shit too... Maybe I'm wrong, but even if I am, you're cut from the same cloth...
  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I've timed a trip to California for the duration of the storm.

    ask the pilot to fly you thru the eye, he'll know that means you want him to bum you. then just go back to your seat and wait.



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by hydromorphone A friend I've known for a while who is an ex-coke dealer from back in the 70's-80's. He's on disability now. He's set me up with some of his friends, and also has paid for my services. Very nice guy, so it definitely could be worse. I do not have a bodyguard, but my friend, he is a decent human being, looks out for me, and makes sure shit is alright for me. He was strongly against me street walking, so once he heard I was game for prostituting, he worked to help me out. I charge 50$. I will not do anything, but I will a lot of things, most common requests.

    you got a profile on AW or punterlink? pm me a link plz



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  8. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by NARCassist you got a profile on AW or punterlink? pm me a link plz



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    I don't. Sorry. I just do shit with people he sets me up with or him...
  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I don't. Sorry. I just do shit with people he sets me up with or him…

    how much is his cut?



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  10. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by aldra you should give yourself a bowl cut

    I rocked a bowlcut in the early 00's

    Post last edited by mashlehash at 2017-08-25T21:42:21.789189+00:00
  11. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by NARCassist how much is his cut?



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    he doesn't take one.
  12. Originally posted by NARCassist sorry wut? i no idea what you talk about



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    I was talking to mesh about this.. forgot I posted it. I don't watch sports much.. been watching some Warriors games past season. a little baseball. Oakland A's weren't doing well. havn't followed this season. I should.. People always ask me highlights and finals.

    anyways.. tl;du *understand*

    Yankee's pitcher beaned several payers with what looked like "im just hazing bad day.. don't blame Dominican " -Melky Manual Cab'ronie
  13. Might become a Red Sox fan for a new experience. maybe move to Boston.

    I'll wear it in the stadium then take it off during a match with Oakland A's and wear an A's cap in the local nose bleed seats. see if anyone notices or I'm suddenly on the giant TV-Tron thingy and watch a flood of pissed off Bostonians come at me.


    Come At Me, Boston! You can't tell me what to do. :|
  14. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    That kid is gonna be so fucked up when he grows.
  15. Originally posted by hydromorphone I've been thinking for a long time now… I bet you're related/involved with to those niggers I knew who bought hunting property up where I lived… They were heavy into real estate investments. The only one who was really cool was the grandfather and the husband and wife team who did a lot of work traveling all over FL to do work for them (both of them were crackheads, the husband though, while he wa a fucked up cuban, he at least wasn't a snake in the grass like his wife… she was a very opportunistic cunt.) Very sexist people. His wife was a total cunt, very stuck up, very judgemental people… Dude wasn't that bad, but… meh, he took advantage where he could, but to be fair she had it coming. I felt bad for the grandfather… his grandsons were being raised to be delicate little pussy bitches who were just one step above being put in a bubble to protect them from the world. It was clear as fuck that they embarrassed the ever living shit out of him.

    You remind me of them from the way you post, shit you do, and apparent wealth, and I'm pretty sure you're living in the same general area as them. I know they have a lot of relatives who back his investments and shit too… Maybe I'm wrong, but even if I am, you're cut from the same cloth…

    Didn't read.
  16. I'm going to buy a land parcel in Alaska in the coming month and build a rape manor home by myself, with tools and materials. What do you guys think I should do with the space?
  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Spend years in solitude there, in deep meditation, trying to discover what strange confluence of psychological traumas induces you to tell lies no one believes for a moment consistently for years and years on end.
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  18. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I wouldn't be in this situation right now if I hadn't made a leap to change and better my life and my living situation for my son and myself. I got burned hard by people who were supposed to be my family and help me. They went out of their way to fuck me over though… I take responsibility for it though. After all, there was a reason I stayed estranged for 14 years… in my desperation and mentally fucked state though, I made a seriously bad choice that I'll likely never recover from.


    Yeah, I did, until I moved out of FL. See comment above… I just recently began whoring myself out.

    *High Five*

    I'm really happy to hear you got that monkey off your back, HSA, also proud of you. You're a good dude, and really hope shit gets even better for you as time goes on. Two years is a long time, and nothing to snub your nose at, it might as well be forever in the scheme of things, feels like forever when you're an addict that long… shit, I'm coming around on 5 years with using T-PAIN so… that certainly feels like an eternity. I've resigned myself to the fact that I'm going to die a T-PAIN addict though… hopefully sooner rather than later.

    Glad to see you back around. You need to post more. You're the only person whom I got my sports updates from, when you used to post of the regular… and I don't follow sports at all so… not even been keeping up with the equine side of sports for a long time either…

    I recall you'd mentioned years ago your mom had/got an arab. How'd that pan out? I love most arabian personalities. Fucking Jokers, and mischief-makers- as I said before, people either love them or hate them and they certainly aren't the horse for everyone. Most Arabians are really tough for their small size, and have un-godly endurance and have a lot of energy to harness, and is why they are a breed found in so many disciplines. I hate those Egyptian Arabs, and the best arabs I've seen hailed from Afghanistan… Always wanted to breed my Clydesdale to an fine arab mare, to throw out some badass sport horses/warmbloods. Oh well… maybe in another life.





    A friend I've known for a while who is an ex-coke dealer from back in the 70's-80's. He's on disability now. He's set me up with some of his friends, and also has paid for my services. Very nice guy, so it definitely could be worse. I do not have a bodyguard, but my friend, he is a decent human being, looks out for me, and makes sure shit is alright for me. He was strongly against me street walking, so once he heard I was game for prostituting, he worked to help me out. I charge 50$. I will not do anything, but I will a lot of things, most common requests.

    She sold the Arabian and bought a mustang a while back. More her pace, Arab boi was wild than a motherfucker and dear mum is getting too old for that shit.
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  19. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Front end of hurricane is rolling in now I think. I should have left town
  20. Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'm going to buy a land parcel in Alaska in the coming month and build a rape manor home by myself, with tools and materials. What do you guys think I should do with the space?

    The internet is a time machine. redacted material not fully boxed out will always be.


    But in reality Alaska I hear pays you to live there. "Buy"? it's fucking free if you don't leave for a certain amount of time.

    they pay people to live in Alaska. and if you get one of dem trucker jerbs.. u make 6 figurines a year. fuck i thought of doing it... just bring a fucking divers suite with an air tank in case your truck takes a swim.

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