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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Someone tell me how to douglas

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Monks?
  3. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by aldra

    Never gets old.

    Why would you dance with your back faced away from traffic?


  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I think the real question is, why would you dance in the middle of a busy road in the first place?
  5. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by aldra I think the real question is, why would you dance in the middle of a busy road in the first place?

    But...but with your back turned against the traffic as well?

    Maaaaaan
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
  7. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by aldra

    Beautiful code
  8. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Good luck with mother nature Hati
  9. Originally posted by aldra

    Fuckin classic
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mashlehash Growing them out as we speak. I just gotta keep my hair in good health or it'll look like a rats nest.

    you should give yourself a bowl cut
  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by aldra

    mysql> SHOW DATABASES;
    +--------------------+
    | Database |
    +--------------------+
    | information_schema |
    | kids |
    | mysql |
    | pride |
    | wordpress |
    +--------------------+
    6 rows in set (0.00 sec)

    mysql> USE kids;
    Database changed
    mysql>


    [lanny:~/anatomy]$ ls
    elbow penis tities
    [lanny:~/anatomy]$ touch penis
    [lanny:~/anatomy]$ cat penis
    meow, meow--- squirt
    [lanny:~/anatomy]$
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by sploo pic dumping acc dad im gay youree dead im a tran nay named palalny lmaoaooyoa

    sick burn LOL
    lammys gonna need some ass cream for that burnage

    there u go girl
  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by sploo pic dumping acc dad im gay youree dead im a tran nay named palalny lmaoaooyoa

    You talk about my dad a lot brah, kinda gay.
  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    you seem to be very upset that I'm smarter than you sploo.
  15. Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    dont worry sploo pic you dont have to take that shit

  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Lanny

    [lanny:~/anatomy]$ ls
    elbow penis tities
    [lanny:~/anatomy]$ touch penis
    [lanny:~/anatomy]$ cat penis
    meow, meow--- squirt
    [lanny:~/anatomy]$

    head -n10 ./penis
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I'm going to change my scripts so that they check to see if a file called 'penis' has been modified today before running

    to ensure business-critical scripts run correctly they'll need to log in and
     $ touch penis 

    every day
  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by reject The Origins of Homosexuality:

    Gay people are gay because it's a built in mechanism by nature.

    The reason people are homosexuals is because they have shitty awful genes, nature knows they shouldn't be passed along to future generations, so it's built in a sort of kill-switch so that when people are born with shitty ass genes they become gay, to diminish the chances of them reproducing and passing on their genetic problems.

    And that's why we have gay people.

    sounds legit



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Good luck 224 & LSD in thr hurricane. You'll probably be OK.

    Sorry hydremawrphawne. Probably just for Pee Aww Cee's atrenctoon.

    i just realized captain faggot is in florida, he could totally die. that would be awesome.



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  20. Originally posted by NARCassist i just realized captain faggot is in florida, he could totally die. that would be awesome.



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    It's heading towards Texas.. the most South Western part.

    nearly Mexico.. but Houston and Austin might get hit.

    Sup with New York firing on Detroit Tiger?

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