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  1. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Errah
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Agape International Mission yesterday formally apologised to Cambodian women and the government over its involvement in a CNN video documentary on human trafficking.

    an NGO that ostensibly focuses on sex trafficking is called agape. oh lawd.
  3. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Erraaaaaaah
  4. Erorr Houston
    I still see your curls when I see that username
  5. Erorr Houston
    Oh oh ! You guys! I lost my front teeth last year idk if I told you all.... I think so but yeah. Seizure so strong the floor stole my toofz...

    I can still whistle though so I got that going for me.
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Erorr Oh oh ! You guys! I lost my front teeth last year idk if I told you all…. I think so but yeah. Seizure so strong the floor stole my toofz…

    I can still whistle though so I got that going for me.

    you got kurt eichenwal'd
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    For the second time, a federal judge in Texas tossed out one of the most restrictive voter ID laws in the country, ruling that it discriminated against Hispanics and African-Americans. Texas' attorney general promised to appeal the ruling.

    this is fucking ridiculous, striking down requirements for some form of government ID to vote

    "but mexans and groids often don't have government IDs"

    if they want to vote they should apply for a license or proof of age card or some shit
  9. Erorr Houston
    Originally posted by aldra you got kurt eichenwal'd

    What I got was defibrillated on a helicopter on its way to a hospital that would cater to my coma and soon to be medical coma.... I woke up high as fuck asking all the nurses if they had chicklets and screaming at the staff to "STOP STARING!" as my gown was always wide open or riding up.

    Looking at my medical paperwork at the end and seeing the mountain of drugs they had me iv'ed with was insane.... sooooo much fentanyl and benzos.

    The biggest kicker to me was I left the hospital still ridiculously fucked up after discharging myself with a good poker face in the doctors office about my mental competency....and well my one canine tooth was crooked so I just assumed it was loose even though it wasnt and somehow I managed to barehand rip the fucker out with alot of pressure and wrenching....



    (I had it in my pocket bloody and collecting tobacco debris for awhile. My mouth isnt that revolting)
  10. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    One or two of my teef hurt from clenching while watching The Watchers on the Wall. Great episode, awesome battle.
  11. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Yeah. Good thing I have an IQ of 250.
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    my iq can't be expressed as a signed integer
  13. Erorr Houston
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Yeah. Good thing I have an IQ of 250.

    lol yeah
  14. Erorr Houston
    Originally posted by sploo pic dumping acc im happy you're miserable

    Eh Im doing good actually, married and working two jobs i actually like before returning to oregon but lsd is like, uhm, you know.... like just you know.... the worst. Yeah, the worst. Thats the expression :o
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    apparently today is world knife day

    I got a bunch of emails from sellers in different countries offering sales
  16. i spray raid in ankh hills
  17. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Going to get smashed by a hurricane tomorrow night. Can anyone overnight me some survival supplies ?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Going to get smashed by a hurricane tomorrow night. Can anyone overnight me some survival supplies ?

    How've you been, Haiti? Long time, no see.

    I would if I wasn't a broke ass junkie prostituting just to afford my wanna-be opiate drugs. Have fun with that. HAve a hurricane party, nigga... that's how we do it in FL.

    I don't watch the news and even when I lived in FL.. unless someone told me, I would have no clue about hurricanes, tropical storms or whatever fucky weather was going on unless I looked out side.
  19. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I feel like pooping. But I don't have to poop. And I probably couldn't even poop if I tried. :(

    We believe in you
  20. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone How've you been, Haiti? Long time, no see.

    I would if I wasn't a broke ass junkie prostituting just to afford my wanna-be opiate drugs. Have fun with that. HAve a hurricane party, nigga… that's how we do it in FL.

    I don't watch the news and even when I lived in FL.. unless someone told me, I would have no clue about hurricanes, tropical storms or whatever fucky weather was going on unless I looked out side.

    You're a prostitute now?

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