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Give me reasons I should kill myself

  1. Originally posted by NARCassist i mean i could maybe get my head round wanting to stick your dick in some dirty hairy asshole if there were no women left or summing. but there are billions of nice soft women with sweet little pussies to be fucked.

    There different pleasures, honey boy. Haven't you ever wanted to fuck your best homie? It's just a natural progression. You become friends, best friends, then fuck them in the ass.
  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    err, no.



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  3. Originally posted by NARCassist err, no.



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    You're missing out.
  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You're missing out.

    well yeah, i would be, if only i didn't find other dude's cock's totally revolting. but that's just the man in me i guess.



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  5. Originally posted by NARCassist well yeah, i would be, if only i didn't find other dude's cock's totally revolting. but that's just the man in me i guess.

    You haven't had this sweet dick yet, baby boy. I'll make that syyrupy ass sing.
  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You haven't had this sweet dick yet, baby boy. I'll make that syyrupy ass sing.

    lol


















































































































































































    that's fucking disgusting



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    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Leroy Jenkins.
  8. Originally posted by NARCassist lol


















































































































































































    that's fucking disgusting



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    I'll fill you.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A frost came upon my midnight exam

    WHAT THE FUCK? I proclaimed to my shadows.

    Suddenkyz, a GHOST! WOAH!

    I SAID, "WOAHAHAOAH! A GHIST!" I was flaberstounted!!!!!!8

    But, pffffft, low and behold who comes out of the corner but a one, and not the friendly variety, Casper.

    Buzzkill and I let him crash on my floor , made him 2 pancakes in the following afternoon and sent him along. He's dramatic don't ever let him near you at all. Thank yku
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon There different pleasures, honey boy. Haven't you ever wanted to fuck your best homie? It's just a natural progression. You become friends, best friends, then fuck them in the ass.

    Jesus Christ, son.
  11. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Your grand mother used to swear at your mother for bringing you around.
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