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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i beat up my pooter






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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by ojus at honkledingus it looks like its from 2002

    can you tell the pooter that, he thinks its still 1992.



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  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by NARCassist i beat up my pooter






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    What kind of pills you got there buddy-oh?
  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie What kind of pills you got there buddy-oh?

    prozac



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    na they're shit



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  6. Originally posted by NARCassist prozac



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    Fucking gay
  7. bling bling Dark Matter
    fuuuuukc th e mesage
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ojus at honkledingus do u take them every day it might be why youve got a floppy disk

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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by ojus at honkledingus do u take them every day it might be why youve got a floppy disk

    i don't really take them at all, i get them from the doctor when i get my medical certificate for sickness benefit which i'm claiming for anxiety and depression. also tho..

    http://howtocurepe.com/how-to-use-prozac-for-premature-ejaculation.html

    so i can't imagine they would cause that.

    besides, this has only happened immediately after using this really strong heroin/whatever. and its effect has always subsided within six or eight hours of using it. so it is definitely the gear.



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  10. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I feel like pooping. But I don't have to poop. And I probably couldn't even poop if I tried. :(
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    moving to a new job, turns out I have like 3 months of paid leave I didn't take
  12. Originally posted by aldra moving to a new job, turns out I have like 3 months of paid leave I didn't take

    Top kek. Just cash it in boy, come to FL and we'll party like it's 1939
  13. Originally posted by sploo pic dumping acc no one wants to hang out with a cringey anime virgin

    Congratulations, you figured out why you don't have any friends.
  14. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Says the child who won't stop crying about not having a girlfriend and who was rolling around in his own shit for hours just some days ago.
  15. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by matrix I spent like 4 hours naked delirious in the dark rolling around covered in shit

    Correction: that was just last night. Gods, you're disgusting in every way.
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by sploo pic dumping acc hang out with me

    my girlfriend does not want to adopt you


    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Top kek. Just cash it in boy, come to FL and we'll party like it's 1939

    I'm probably on the no-fly list by now; sucks that there's no way to check until you're turned away at the gate

    I'll probably spend it on drugs and one of these:

    https://www.pccasegear.com/products/34726/asus-pg348q-rog-swift-34in-100hz-g-sync-ips-gaming-monitor

    considering I'll be doing a lot of work from home I can justify it to myself and can probably get half back on tax
  17. Originally posted by sploo pic dumping acc all the money in the world wont make you any more attractive to anyone. i bet your irl name is egbert. your personality is pathetic

    Why're you lashing out lil man? Mad about your shit situation?
  18. Originally posted by NARCassist i beat up my pooter






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    Looks like something out of a black market suit-case nuke from Ukrain cold war era.


    "put it down and step away from the thermal nuclear warhead, sir!"
  19. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Driving erratically today, doing 70 in a 35 around curving twisting roads on the way home because fuck it, went a little airborne over one of the steeper hills and almost smashed into a metal guardrail.

    I'm going to get drunk and go down to this high traffic area of train tracks not far from here and see if I can get a good spot close to the tracks as one goes by without being spotted so I can get a feel for it and see if I can stop being a pussy and eventually jump in front of one, been thinking of hanging myself too but would rather not be found at home and don't have anywhere else to d it. No firearms available or else it'd be simple, I don't have the money or the sources right now for enough drugs to guarantee a lethal OD and I'm too pussy to do something hardcore like slit my wrists though part of me thinks if I get drunk enough I won't really be afraid to do anything.

    I'd look into one of those exit bags but seems like too much hassle and I'm too stupid to follow specific directions like that to make sure it works.

    Taking honest suggestions of other methods though

    Lol. Why is he banned?
  20. Erorr Houston
    That feeling where you get sent to a 3 day eeg and just withdrawl from your medication and sign yourself out due to the withdrawl symptoms alone....


    Fucking walking in circles with no sleep for 2 days with a literal cord plugging you into the wall....


    Heres hoping the insurance coverage I voided adds my medical debt into the 300+ thousand range....

    With enough luck I can probably make it a clean million by my 40's :/

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