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  1. What the fuck does that mean
  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack What the fuck does that mean

    i would tell you but i don't wanna become known as this community's second internet killer.



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  3. bling bling Dark Matter
    YOH THOSE YELLOW BARS R FUKCING PENG STU THEY MADE ME PASST OWT IN MA CHAIR MA MOM WAS WORRID I TOLD HER TP FUKC OFF AND
  4. bling bling Dark Matter
    FUC ALL SHSH LEFT
  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by bling bling FUC ALL SHSH LEFT

    d'you get that double zero ting bling?



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  6. bling bling Dark Matter
    ANY STYLE HASH
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack Driving erratically today, doing 70 in a 35 around curving twisting roads on the way home because fuck it, went a little airborne over one of the steeper hills and almost smashed into a metal guardrail.

    I'm going to get drunk and go down to this high traffic area of train tracks not far from here and see if I can get a good spot close to the tracks as one goes by without being spotted so I can get a feel for it and see if I can stop being a pussy and eventually jump in front of one, been thinking of hanging myself too but would rather not be found at home and don't have anywhere else to d it. No firearms available or else it'd be simple, I don't have the money or the sources right now for enough drugs to guarantee a lethal OD and I'm too pussy to do something hardcore like slit my wrists though part of me thinks if I get drunk enough I won't really be afraid to do anything.

    I'd look into one of those exit bags but seems like too much hassle and I'm too stupid to follow specific directions like that to make sure it works.

    Taking honest suggestions of other methods though

    Have you considered asking Jeeves?
  8. bling bling Dark Matter
    my mom wont stfu oh i wos so woried anput u i coucldnt get a response frm u leav me alone bich punch my dick i u want me awake huh
  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    fuck it



  10. Originally posted by NARCassist fuck it




    That would be a fucking terrible way to go. I'd be better off downing a few ounces of concentrated e-liwuid
  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack That would be a fucking terrible way to go. I'd be better off downing a few ounces of concentrated e-liwuid

    you don't sound too committed to be honest pal.



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  12. bling bling Dark Matter
    i tride putting temazepam vape on spliffs last night idk if it work but u blow clouds
  13. bling bling Dark Matter
    al i got is a pilce of bacy wif shish mixed in
  14. bling bling Dark Matter
    shud i jump back on the speed ina bit i got like a quarter g left i did acually find the resuide bag so i can scape that out abit
  15. bling bling Dark Matter
    werd
  16. bling bling Dark Matter
    my breakfast morning roach hit hard i almost threw up buyt i dident i shud be ok
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I would pay a cool $USD to see what in god's name blingdog millionaire would look like, if my some miracle he survived to 40/50 years of age.
  18. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack Driving erratically today, doing 70 in a 35 around curving twisting roads on the way home because fuck it, went a little airborne over one of the steeper hills and almost smashed into a metal guardrail.

    I'm going to get drunk and go down to this high traffic area of train tracks not far from here and see if I can get a good spot close to the tracks as one goes by without being spotted so I can get a feel for it and see if I can stop being a pussy and eventually jump in front of one, been thinking of hanging myself too but would rather not be found at home and don't have anywhere else to d it. No firearms available or else it'd be simple, I don't have the money or the sources right now for enough drugs to guarantee a lethal OD and I'm too pussy to do something hardcore like slit my wrists though part of me thinks if I get drunk enough I won't really be afraid to do anything.

    I'd look into one of those exit bags but seems like too much hassle and I'm too stupid to follow specific directions like that to make sure it works.

    Taking honest suggestions of other methods though

    real talk:

    if you want to suicide for real dont do it with slit wrists bcuz it will take forever if it actually works. stick with overdoses or trains or guns. If you hang yourself learn how to tie a real noose so you dont strangle yourself to death. And dont hurt anybody else, stay off the roads!
  19. or maybe like don't kill yourself
  20. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I met a dude one time who had tried to kill himself with a train before. The front top part of his skull was all caved in, and he was old.

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