Give me reasons I should kill myself

1. 2017-08-20 at 2:13 AM UTC

   #81
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Case in point

   
   Exactly...
2. 2017-08-20 at 2:14 AM UTC

   #82
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I don't even get it.
3. 2017-08-20 at 4:01 PM UTC

   #83
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   You're such an attention whore.
   
   "GIVE ME REASONS TO KILL MYSELF, GUYS!"
   
   Shut the fuck up, faggot!
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   • NARCassist
4. 2017-08-20 at 4:19 PM UTC

   #84
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grimace You're such an attention whore.
   
   "GIVE ME REASONS TO KILL MYSELF, GUYS!"
   
   Shut the fuck up, faggot!

   
   ^ Here's another one going to have a holiday
5. 2017-08-20 at 7:14 PM UTC

   #85
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon ^ Here's another one going to have a holiday

   
   What's a holiday?
   
   
   
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6. 2017-08-20 at 7:19 PM UTC

   #86
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I invented the "here's another one going to have a holiday" meme, along with many others, such as the "watch out/I fight bears", and the "tl/ds". And here people always thought I was the odd man out!
7. 2017-08-20 at 7:28 PM UTC

   #87
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I invented the "here's another one going to have a holiday" meme,

   
   doesn't make sense unless you're english.
   
   
   
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8. 2017-08-20 at 9:02 PM UTC

   #88
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by NARCassist doesn't make sense unless you're english.
   
   
   
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   It was in reference to BBS moderation and kidiots who think they're smart.
9. 2017-08-21 at 7:37 AM UTC

   #89
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Your parents never got you an N64 on Christmas 2001 so you know they don't love you.
10. 2017-08-21 at 8:15 AM UTC

    #90
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by -SpectraL It was in reference to BBS moderation and kidiots who think they're smart.

    
    no i mean the word holiday has different meaning for you guys. now if you'd used the word vacation, then that would make sense.
    
    
    
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    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2017-08-22 at 6 AM UTC

    #91
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Your mother used to beat you for not getting pristine grades in school.
12. 2017-08-22 at 10:33 AM UTC

    #92
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash Your mother used to beat you for not getting pristine grades in school.

    
    And she used to beat me off when I did.
13. 2017-08-23 at 3:50 AM UTC

    #93
    

    HTS highlight reel
    Allah wants you to martyr yourself in the act of killing kaffir housewives at a shopping mall. Think of the virgins, CF.
14. 2017-08-23 at 3:51 AM UTC

    #94
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by HTS Allah wants you to martyr yourself in the act of killing kaffir housewives at a shopping mall. Think of the virgins, CF.

    
    you know he's a faggot right?
    
    
    
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15. 2017-08-23 at 3:52 AM UTC

    #95
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by HTS Allah wants you to martyr yourself in the act of killing kaffir housewives at a shopping mall. Think of the virgins, CF.

    
    Think of a man. A man in a red cap and a Cringiam face. The man talks to you, beckons you to drink, to answer his questions. You ponder. Go astray. Ignore him entirely. But ultimately, the man in the red cap decides for you, controls you, consumes you, becomes you.
    
    IS YOU
16. 2017-08-23 at 3:53 AM UTC

    #96
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS Allah wants you to martyr yourself in the act of killing kaffir housewives at a shopping mall. Think of the virgins, CF.

    
    With my luck, my v72 virgins will just be D&D nerds who've never been touched.
17. 2017-08-23 at 3:54 AM UTC

    #97
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist you know he's a faggot right?
    
    
    
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    I'm bisexual, so kill yourself, you only get access to half of the world's global ass supply.
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    • HTS
18. 2017-08-23 at 3:57 AM UTC

    #98
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by mmQ Think of a man. A man in a red cap and a Cringiam face. The man talks to you, beckons you to drink, to answer his questions. You ponder. Go astray. Ignore him entirely. But ultimately, the man in the red cap decides for you, controls you, consumes you, becomes you.
    
    IS YOU

    
    You had me up until becomes you, or possinly IS YOU. That was mildly arousing. Continue.
19. 2017-08-23 at 4:09 AM UTC

    #99
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'm bisexual, so kill yourself, you only get access to half of the world's global ass supply.

    
    3 1/2 billion is fucking plenty tho innit?
    
    
    
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20. 2017-08-23 at 4:11 AM UTC

    #100
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i mean i could maybe get my head round wanting to stick your dick in some dirty hairy asshole if there were no women left or summing. but there are billions of nice soft women with sweet little pussies to be fucked.
    
    
    
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