why bread tastes better toasted?

1. 2017-08-18 at 4:24 AM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   if you buy really fresh thick-bread made from a chinese market
   
   and you toaste it
   
   Oh man..its all crunchy nums on the outside but doughy on the inside.
   
   Chinese White Bread is the Bomb!
   
   Bombtastic, faggots!
2. 2017-08-18 at 4:24 AM UTC

   #42
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   How about when you goatse it?
3. 2017-08-18 at 4:25 AM UTC

   #43
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery How about when you goatse it?

   
   Pics or it didnt happen.
4. 2017-08-18 at 4:26 AM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery How about when you goatse it?

   
   
5. 2017-08-18 at 4:29 AM UTC

   #45
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I enjoy sour dough from time to time.
6. 2017-08-18 at 4:31 AM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash I enjoy sour dough from time to time.

   
   is that a goatse pun?
7. 2017-08-18 at 10:36 AM UTC

   #47
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery How about when you goatse it?

   
   It's peono gotsee, not like goats
8. 2017-08-20 at 2:55 AM UTC

   #48
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 is that a goatse pun?

   
   Not at all.
9. 2017-08-20 at 3:11 PM UTC

   #49
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I butter my bread slices on the bottom, instead of the top. Is that wrong?
10. 2017-08-20 at 4:21 PM UTC

    #50
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I butter my bread slices on the bottom, instead of the top. Is that wrong?

    
    Bread slices don't have a top or bottom, except for heels.
    
    So you do not butter them in the bottom. You butter them in one side, then orient that side downwards.
11. 2017-08-20 at 7:43 PM UTC

    #51
    

    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]

    Originally posted by greenplastic Thoughts?

    
    Something something Maillard reaction.
12. 2017-08-20 at 8:24 PM UTC

    #52
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon To actually answer the subject of this thread before it went off the rails
    
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maillard_reaction
    
    There are a number of chemical reasons why this "tastes better", but in essence, your body is designed to "enjoy" (i.e. incentivize the consumption of) certain foods because in ye older the olde times, they were highly valuable for survival reasons.

    
    ^^^
13. 2017-08-20 at 8:48 PM UTC

    #53
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Bread slices don't have a top or bottom, except for heels.

    
    I beg to differ. I will decide which side my bread slice is, not you. I actually put the butter on the knife, then pull the bread slice, upside down, over the butter, several times, until the slice is completely coated. Then I eat the slice upside down. I've been doing it this way all my life.
14. 2017-08-20 at 8:50 PM UTC

    #54
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I beg to differ. I will decide which side my bread slice is, not you. I actually put the butter on the knife, then pull the bread slice, upside down, over the butter, several times, until the slice is completely coated. Then I eat the slice upside down. I've been doing it this way all my life.

    
    Actually, I'll decide which way your bread is facing, whether you like it or not.
15. 2017-08-20 at 11:43 PM UTC

    #55
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Bread slices don't have a top or bottom, except for heels.
    
    So you do not butter them in the bottom. You butter them in one side, then orient that side downwards.

    
    looks like someone's never heard of the butter wars before.
16. 2017-08-20 at 11:58 PM UTC

    #56
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This reminds me of the war between Lilliput and Blefuscu. the figurative egg war.

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I beg to differ. I will decide which side my bread slice is, not you. I actually put the butter on the knife, then pull the bread slice, upside down, over the butter, several times, until the slice is completely coated. Then I eat the slice upside down. I've been doing it this way all my life.

17. 2017-08-20 at 11:58 PM UTC

    #57
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    stop thinking like me, Bill Krozby before I think it.
    
    

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby looks like someone's never heard of the butter wars before.

18. 2017-08-21 at 12:01 AM UTC

    #58
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I've watched a lot of Monty Python in my lifetime.
19. 2017-08-21 at 12:19 AM UTC

    #59
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Have you ever done it while.. HIGH?
    
    

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I've watched a lot of Monty Python in my lifetime.

20. 2017-08-21 at 12:20 AM UTC

    #60
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 stop thinking like me, Bill Krozby before I think it.

    
    you know what they say great gonts think alike!
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