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2017-07-20 at 5:02 AM UTC
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2017-07-20 at 5:14 AM UTCif youre going to carhop go for change, bills, smokes, drugs, and laptops. smartphones are usually trackable. also, guns are a safe bet if you are close enough to home to stash it. if you find one, head straight back and put it somewhere safe before continuing. if you get pinched then you're better off with petty larceny and b/e than theft charges and illegal cc of a pistol at the same time (unless you have a chl)
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2017-07-20 at 5:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
Real nigga shit, EVE Online is where it's at homie. Spending money on that ain't bitch tier, it enables me to better fuck up people's day. -
2017-07-20 at 8:57 AM UTC
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2017-07-20 at 9:36 AM UTCI have done it in my youth a lot. In my experience you get the best stuff in rough neighborhoods where people often don't give a shit and keep all kinds of stuff in their cars and don't lock them or got outdated security. Rich people tend to be tidy and protective of their wealth. They also got expensive cars that have a shit ton of security features.
Yea, I got a bunch of cellphones and wallets/bags and occasionally already stolen goods. Once I got a bunch of sneakers and other NIKE gear. That was the shit. Another dude had half a liquor store in is car, that was sweet, too. And the radios of course. -
2017-07-20 at 11:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by Phoenix Criminality is a career. Fuck a job. Either push weight, own a business, or steal shit. Don't ever be someone else's bitch.
lol, idiot
You are going to go try this, somebody is going to see you and come out and do a citizen's arrest and you're not going to be quick enough to get away or fight them at all, then you are going to go to jail and have a shitload of legal fees and a record and that's going to fuck up the remaining chance that you have to get your life in order. Going to jail is the ultimate form of being cucked/someone else's bitch.
Just stop drinking/taking drugs, clean your fucking room, and go get a job. Once you learn how to actually accomplish a day's work, you can think about starting to research into having your own business. -
2017-07-20 at 12 PM UTC
Originally posted by Phoenix I'm trying to raise as much as I can. $40 would buy me drugs, but I… look I'm ashamed to admit this, but I mostly want to PLEX whore in EVE Online. AKA buy virtual currency with real cash. I think I've spent like $500 on that shit in the last two months. I have a problem.
On that note: Sign up for EVE Online Here and then pay for a $12 subscription. Please.
the best way for you to make money is to sell your orifices tho whomever is willing to pay to use them. -
2017-07-20 at 12:01 PM UTC
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2017-07-20 at 12:02 PM UTCSpending taxpayer money on videogame currency LUL
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2017-07-20 at 12:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by cerakote if youre going to carhop go for change, bills, smokes, drugs, and laptops. smartphones are usually trackable. also, guns are a safe bet if you are close enough to home to stash it. if you find one, head straight back and put it somewhere safe before continuing. if you get pinched then you're better off with petty larceny and b/e than theft charges and illegal cc of a pistol at the same time (unless you have a chl)
you're a fucking retard and should spend more time latched onto Bill Krozbys dick, sucking it like a titty. it'll work perfectly...his dick is the same size as a nipple.
you're posts are...as usual...wrong. -
2017-07-20 at 1:06 PM UTCDon't steal other peoples' weapons. Shit can come back and bite you because you never know what has been done with them before.
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2017-08-12 at 8:11 PM UTC
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2017-08-13 at 11:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Garage hopping is far more profitable. Side doors on garages. Around here every other one is open. Inside, along with almost always guaranteed unlocked vehicle/s, is also potential for other random items of value, such as power tools, electronics, and if you're lucky, a fridge full of booze. :)
It's been found that many women who park in the garage at night also leave their purses in their vehicle, for the record. If not, and if one was willing to be bold, they could slowly and oh so gently try opening the door from the garage to the house, and with a cell phone light it would be simple to find the purse on a nearby counter.
Lastly, depending on the fucks you've to give, and your situation, in-garage vehicles will almost always have keys in them, and so the potential to commandeer that vehicle is always there. This pretty much involves the understanding that you're going to have to either try to open the garage door manually and quietly, or simply use the electric opener and get out of there quick enough to get away before anyone inside hears.
Clearly that should be used for scenarios such as trying to get to another city or state for free, if you're running away or wanting to drive down to Californ IA and let Lanny take you to pound town. That or if you knew if a chop shop that you could immediately dump the vehicle off to and earn some solid cash for relatively little work.
And yes always steal the change it adds up quick.
You tryna get him shot, aren't you? Though yes, the spare change does add up if you grab it from every car you get into. I used to do that shit most days of the week for a period of time when I was 16-17. Don't hold onto stolen electronics if you can't sell them. That's what ended up racking up a shitload of charges for me. -
2017-08-14 at 12 AM UTC
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2017-08-14 at 12:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery What kind of shitfuck necropost is this, damn it? Now you resurrected a dead thread from last month and still said absolutely nothing.
It's really fucking funny because you responded to it with no problem before reading my post and realizing "Oh i'll put the fault on him"
pffft! go spiritual discovery your cornhole -
2017-08-14 at 12:48 AM UTC
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2017-08-14 at 4:47 AM UTC
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2017-08-14 at 3:37 PM UTC
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2017-08-14 at 6:13 PM UTCNinja Rock in my hand, like I DON'T ROB
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2017-08-15 at 8:17 AM UTC
Originally posted by benny vader threads dont have fucking expiration dates you fucking fucktard.
Threads are like time machines
it's fun to read shit .. sometimes you go on archive and read old totse stuff. nothing comes to mind, but I know I read something that didn't really exist but people knew it would eventually exist. maybe something like a Terra byte hard drive. something written in the 1990s.
oddly.. I know I saw archive had totse threads going to 1990s yet for some reason.. it's now at 2000 and above.
Pretty sure I saw it go back to at least 99 or 98. I think he even started the website in 98.
