2017-08-10 at 2:20 AM UTC
got some gear earlier and had a smoke then settled back and went to jerk off. it totally wouldn't get up no matter what. was trying for well over an hour. the same thing happened last week when i had a bag of gear too. yet the next morning i was totally back to normal. i dunno what the fuck is cut into this shit, but a lesser man than me could easily develop a psychological and end up with a permanent mr floppy just through paranoia. that is some pretty fucked up shit, i reckon the only thing that would make me suicide is having a dick and not being able to use it haha.
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2017-08-10 at 2:22 AM UTC
Just smack your balls around.
2017-08-10 at 2:35 AM UTC
AngryOnion
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I think this is truly a 1st world problem.
Check your privilege white boy.
2017-08-10 at 2:57 AM UTC
JUST SMACK YOUR BALLS AROUND
2017-08-10 at 2:57 AM UTC
shit i just thought of something. i was gonna get a 1/16th tonight and invite the hooker chick upstairs to come down for a smoke an that. but if i do that gear, which is prolly gonna be the same batch, and i manage to get her panties down then that's not gonna look good. fuck, that's fucked up.
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2017-08-10 at 3:08 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Wow I got called an idiot big deal fuckface.
So today at work some old guy said "I don't know If I want that old German guy working on my car".
I'm not even German let alone an idiot.
2017-08-10 at 9:56 PM UTC
i'm getting more gear in about an hour so will put this to the test once and for all. everything been back to normal since this morning btw.
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2017-08-10 at 11:29 PM UTC
nice, 1/16th of oz
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Start taking it in the butt, smoking shit and not being able to get it up means u gay af nigga.
2017-08-11 at 1:10 AM UTC
i don't have any highlighter pens tho. i got a blue bic biro, would that suffice?
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