i'm having a case of the floppies for the second time in a week.

1. 2017-08-10 at 2:20 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   got some gear earlier and had a smoke then settled back and went to jerk off. it totally wouldn't get up no matter what. was trying for well over an hour. the same thing happened last week when i had a bag of gear too. yet the next morning i was totally back to normal. i dunno what the fuck is cut into this shit, but a lesser man than me could easily develop a psychological and end up with a permanent mr floppy just through paranoia. that is some pretty fucked up shit, i reckon the only thing that would make me suicide is having a dick and not being able to use it haha.
   
   
   
   
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2. 2017-08-10 at 2:22 AM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Just smack your balls around.
3. 2017-08-10 at 2:23 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   take some viagra
4. 2017-08-10 at 2:28 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by infinityshock take some viagra

   
   where the fuck am i gonna get viagra at this time of night? its 3:27am here now.
   
   
   
   
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5. 2017-08-10 at 2:35 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I think this is truly a 1st world problem.
   Check your privilege white boy.
6. 2017-08-10 at 2:38 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist where the fuck am i gonna get viagra at this time of night? its 3:27am here now.

   find some nigger junkie to ask.
   
   ask that idiot angry onion.
7. 2017-08-10 at 2:53 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by AngryOnion I think this is truly a 1st world problem.
   Check your privilege white boy.

   
   well its not a problem. just would have been nice to jerk off for an hour or two to kill the boredom is all.
   
   
   
   
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8. 2017-08-10 at 2:57 AM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   JUST SMACK YOUR BALLS AROUND
9. 2017-08-10 at 2:57 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   shit i just thought of something. i was gonna get a 1/16th tonight and invite the hooker chick upstairs to come down for a smoke an that. but if i do that gear, which is prolly gonna be the same batch, and i manage to get her panties down then that's not gonna look good. fuck, that's fucked up.
   
   
   
   
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10. 2017-08-10 at 3:03 AM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by infinityshock find some nigger junkie to ask.
    
    ask that idiot angry onion.

    
    At least I don't drink fertilizer.
    https://niggasin.space/post/233466
11. 2017-08-10 at 3:08 AM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Wow I got called an idiot big deal fuckface.
    So today at work some old guy said "I don't know If I want that old German guy working on my car".
    I'm not even German let alone an idiot.
12. 2017-08-10 at 3:15 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Wow I got called an idiot big deal fuckface.
    So today at work some old guy said "I don't know If I want that old German guy working on my car".
    I'm not even German let alone an idiot.

    
    stfu you nigger idiot
13. 2017-08-10 at 9:56 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm getting more gear in about an hour so will put this to the test once and for all. everything been back to normal since this morning btw.
    
    
    
    
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14. 2017-08-10 at 11:29 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    nice, 1/16th of oz
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
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15. 2017-08-11 at 12 AM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel
    Start taking it in the butt, smoking shit and not being able to get it up means u gay af nigga.
16. 2017-08-11 at 12:37 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by HTS Start taking it in the butt, smoking shit and not being able to get it up means u gay af nigga.

    
    Do you really think so, like for realz?
    
    Does this mean I'm closeted
    
    I'm guessing you'd know all about this so I guess your input would be valuable. Does this mean I want a peepee in my poopoo?
    
    How can I tell for sure?
    
    
    
    
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17. 2017-08-11 at 12:39 AM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by NARCassist How can I tell for sure?

    
    You gotta try it, dummy.
18. 2017-08-11 at 1:06 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Just smack your balls around.

    
    ye'
19. 2017-08-11 at 1:08 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by HTS You gotta try it, dummy.

    
    i've never done the faggotry before, where would i even start? can you show me hts? give me some pointers
    
    
    
    
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20. 2017-08-11 at 1:10 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i don't have any highlighter pens tho. i got a blue bic biro, would that suffice?
    
    
    
    
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