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2017-08-01 at 9:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You're better at making fun of yourself than anyone else. I wonder if you've ever even done actual drugs that are actually considered recreational. I don't even get high anymore, and this is hilarious.
Anyone else remember the posts about abusing SSRIs back on Zoklet?
ive smoked crack and heroin and i prefer dx m -
2017-08-01 at 9:39 PM UTCTell the chick to come over and huff starter fluid with you. She might think it's weird at first, but you just have to tell her you have a high IQ. She will be
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2017-08-01 at 9:40 PM UTC
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2017-08-01 at 9:43 PM UTC
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2017-08-01 at 9:44 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby actually the opposite is true in my experience, but to each their own.
Personally, the impression I have is that OKC and shit are more for dating, while Tinder is more for quick S U C C, like Uber for pussy. Büber.
I fucked this chick the last time I was in Portland off Tinder, 8-9 messages and we met for a "date", talked a bit, fucked in my rental car and never talked to each other again. That's what Tinder is more for, I feel. -
2017-08-01 at 9:51 PM UTCWouldn't it be moar liek Püber?
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2017-08-01 at 9:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Personally, the impression I have is that OKC and shit are more for dating, while Tinder is more for quick S U C C, like Uber for pussy. Büber.
I fucked this chick the last time I was in Portland off Tinder, 8-9 messages and we met for a "date", talked a bit, fucked in my rental car and never talked to each other again. That's what Tinder is more for, I feel.
true i get that about the sucky on tinder, but I've still had less luck meeting girls on that site, while having more quick hookups.
On tinder even though i agree its a hookup app, a lot of girls front bit time how they aren't there to hookup but they aren't honest. at least some girls like kreepy k are upfront.
I will still and but i had the least luck on that app, its mostly been lack luster or didn't go anywhere, but I have had some experiences that were good.
Some lady matched with me the other day (she claimed it was for the second time) and started going on off on how I deliberately put up graining pix and how I only want sex (which isn't true, im down for more for the right girl) she looked like a feminist anyways. -
2017-08-01 at 10 PM UTCLol. I'm down for more if it's with the right person, down for more than sex. Obviously I will gladly give you my body, and we can shameful, disgusting sex for hours on end, but if you count your lucky stars, and they match up just right, and we have that connection, I'll do MORE with you, like go get an ice cream or even talk to you for a little bit about something other than sex, but only if you're lucky you little goof!
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2017-08-01 at 10:05 PM UTCNow kith.
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2017-08-01 at 10:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Personally, the impression I have is that OKC and shit are more for dating, while Tinder is more for quick S U C C, like Uber for pussy. Büber.
I fucked this chick the last time I was in Portland off Tinder, 8-9 messages and we met for a "date", talked a bit, fucked in my rental car and never talked to each other again. That's what Tinder is more for, I feel.
i keep hearing from different people how tinder is the best thing for picking up non-commital pussy since roofies. ive been meaning to make a profile but every time i do, something else comes up and i never get around to it. -
2017-08-01 at 10:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Lol. I'm down for more if it's with the right person, down for more than sex. Obviously I will gladly give you my body, and we can shameful, disgusting sex for hours on end, but if you count your lucky stars, and they match up just right, and we have that connection, I'll do MORE with you, like go get an ice cream or even talk to you for a little bit about something other than sex, but only if you're lucky you little goof!
no one wants to hear about your gay dating fantasies. -
2017-08-01 at 10:11 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-01 at 10:14 PM UTC
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2017-08-01 at 10:15 PM UTC^RETARD!
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2017-08-01 at 10:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock ill happily dictate *cough* what ill do to your asshole if i ever find you passed out in an alley someplace.
You were doing so good, too! You just can't help yourself can you? So many hyper-active disorders going on with you m8, it's getting tough to keep track. Despite my best efforts to stray from the subject, you insist on diverting back to the subject of gay, male sexual activity, when my posts have nothing to do with that whatsoever. Please try to refrain from doing that, if you're capable. I'd like to simply maintain a shred of dignity here and your incessant male rape fantasies don't do that any justice. It's very unbecoming Jill, and not very ladylike of you. Show a little class! -
2017-08-01 at 10:21 PM UTC
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2017-08-01 at 10:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ You were doing so good, too! You just can't help yourself can you? So many hyper-active disorders going on with you m8, it's getting tough to keep track. Despite my best efforts to stray from the subject, you insist on diverting back to the subject of gay, male sexual activity, when my posts have nothing to do with that whatsoever. Please try to refrain from doing that, if you're capable. I'd like to simply maintain a shred of dignity here and your incessant male rape fantasies don't do that any justice. It's very unbecoming Jill, and not very ladylike of you. Show a little class!
such pathetic attempts at eloquence from someone who cant even get a bank account. -
2017-08-01 at 10:24 PM UTC
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2017-08-01 at 10:30 PM UTC
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2017-08-01 at 10:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock such pathetic attempts at eloquence from someone who cant even get a bank account.
Oh I'm sorry you must have misinterpreted my comment. I choose not to get a bank account because I don't want to pay the debts I would need to in order to do so, not that I couldn't pay them. Just thought I should clear that up for you and anyone else who has a difficult time with athletic abilities. Have a nice day!
