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2017-08-01 at 8:17 PM UTCOrgies are also fun, but not if anyone doesn't want to have one with you.
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2017-08-01 at 8:20 PM UTCive got one girl to talk to me for a while but idk how far it will go. i want to try having like 6 or 7 girls in a "relationship" from okcupid at the same time and then break it to all of them for impending shitstorm, so even though i have a girl whos "flirting" with me i need to rake them in by the dozens. have you ever heard of a man cheating on 36 women at the same time without them knowing? you've gotta think big you little maggot faggot!
here she is. id fuck her face into a mess
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2017-08-01 at 8:21 PM UTCanra isn't sploo.
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2017-08-01 at 8:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by anra ive got one girl to talk to me for a while but idk how far it will go. i want to try having like 6 or 7 girls in a "relationship" from okcupid at the same time and then break it to all of them for impending shitstorm, so even though i have a girl whos "flirting" with me i need to rake them in by the dozens. have you ever heard of a man cheating on 36 women at the same time without them knowing? you've gotta think big you little maggot faggot!
here she is. id fuck her face into a mess
lol, there's no fucking way she's gonna fuck you sploo. you need to lower your standards boy, hahaHA
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2017-08-01 at 8:32 PM UTCwe talked for like an hour today she added me on facebook
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2017-08-01 at 8:33 PM UTC
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2017-08-01 at 8:35 PM UTCshes not into "casual hookups" so it takes time. she just broke up with her ex gf. patience is key. im just worrying shes gonna realize im a tard
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2017-08-01 at 8:36 PM UTCthe posts in this thread are hilarious.
a bunch of virgins, faggots, and other assorted wall flowers who's only possibility of getting sex are with a blowup doll or at a petting zoo are trying to give sex advice.
all yall give up the fantasy that you ever have a chance with a human vagina and meet somewhere that you can relieve each other's sexual tensions. that's the only chance you'll ever have to fuck something human. if yoy meet at Bill Krozbys shack...just don't drink anything he gives you unless you want to wake up three days later with no memory, his lipstick on your dick, and your balls sucked into prunes. -
2017-08-01 at 8:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery They hear the same generic openers probably a hundred times a day at least. That's why something simple like telling them they're cute and a what's up won't work. Doesn't give them any incentive to respond, unless maybe you're super hot or something, and even then, how do you really respond to "What's up?" from a stranger? And you may think it's mildly flattering to hear that they're cute, but dude, this is a hot girl on an online dating site. That might work in person, but even then, you'd be liable to just get an awkward "Thaaanks…" They want something specific to respond to that shows an interest about them specifically. They've probably heard that they're cute five times before breakfast. "What's up?" What do you expect them to say to that? "Not much, you?" That's not even a real conversation, and they don't want to have fake smalltalk hundreds of times a day. Especially considering that OKCupid presents itself as a dating site, not a fuckbuddy site. You might want to try one of the sex sites, or switching up your approach, or being attractive or interesting.
what you do is ask a question that cannot be answered with a simple yes or no. so instead of just saying 'do you like.....?', you say 'what do you think of......?'. that way she has to respond with a proper answer. in doing so she is giving away little tidbits about herself, what she likes, thinks, does etc. this gives you plenty to go on to follow up with more questions which you can tailor make to her thinking, to what she has already revealed about herself. this way the convo doesn't hit an awkward brick wall where you're left wondering what to say next and feeling awkward as fuck which just makes it even harder. also its good to tease a little, playfully tho. its flirty and girls love that. they know what your doing and if they respond with smiles and giggles and tease you back then you know your pretty much there.
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2017-08-01 at 8:39 PM UTC@jill
^thats rich, you're not a virgin but you definitely haven't had sex for a long time unless its paid for to lady bois, and you're most definitely a faggot. -
2017-08-01 at 8:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by anra shes not into "casual hookups" so it takes time. she just broke up with her ex gf. patience is key. im just worrying shes gonna realize im a tard
the more you wait the more she's going to realize you're a tard and not be addicted to your semen.
you can still be a tard, but you have to get her addicted to her semen first.
if you put a tablespoon of semen in her that increases her interest.
for having such an iq you're kind of a ree ree sploo
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2017-08-01 at 8:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock the posts in this thread are hilarious.
a bunch of virgins, faggots, and other assorted wall flowers who's only possibility of getting sex are with a blowup doll or at a petting zoo are trying to give sex advice.
all yall give up the fantasy that you ever have a chance with a human vagina and meet somewhere that you can relieve each other's sexual tensions. that's the only chance you'll ever have to fuck something human. if yoy meet at Bill Krozbys shack…just don't drink anything he gives you unless you want to wake up three days later with no memory, his lipstick on your dick, and your balls sucked into prunes.
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2017-08-01 at 8:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby @jill
^thats rich, you're not a virgin but you definitely haven't had sex for a long time unless its paid for to lady bois, and you're most definitely a faggot.
you have no clue when the last time my dick was up some random orifice. and don't say it was the last time you fell asleep on your stomach. -
2017-08-01 at 8:51 PM UTC^TRY HARD RETRD!
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2017-08-01 at 8:51 PM UTChot crazy bitch is addicted to my dick fuck yeah
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2017-08-01 at 8:52 PM UTCITS NOT SPLOO
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2017-08-01 at 8:54 PM UTC
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2017-08-01 at 8:56 PM UTC
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2017-08-01 at 8:57 PM UTCno im busy being an autist in my downtime periods
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2017-08-01 at 8:59 PM UTC
