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Ted Cruz's daughter is a weebo and gets stranded in Japan
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2017-07-29 at 1:17 PM UTC
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2017-07-29 at 2:35 PM UTC
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2017-07-29 at 3:03 PM UTCnothing funnier than bunch a of virgins and homosexuals talking about vagina sex.
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2017-07-29 at 4:14 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock nothing funnier than bunch a of virgins and homosexuals talking about vagina sex.
You're a retard, I get laid way more than you do. Last time I saw my girl friend I gave her a cream shot up her ass, a cream shot in her mouth and six cream shots up the vag, a total 8 cream shots.
She's successful and pretty, you don't have anything going for you except watching cuck porn and fucking ducks you retard. -
2017-07-29 at 8:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby You're a retard, I get laid way more than you do. Last time I saw my girl friend I gave her a cream shot up her ass, a cream shot in her mouth and six cream shots up the vag, a total 8 cream shots.
She's successful and pretty, you don't have anything going for you except watching cuck porn and fucking ducks you retard.
>came 8 times
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2017-07-30 at 1:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby that would be a good idea if she wasn't a humorless twat
Dude, it's a cultural thing. they have a dry sense of humor but so do most Brits. it's different than our "Out of control" Bullshit. I find it humorous as an American but you have to adjust your throttle. not be butthurt by it. learn different cultural etiquettes and shit.
Then fuck her Japanese etiquettes right out of her (but only in the bedroom with your Nasty ass American Pillow Talk) -
2017-07-30 at 1:07 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby You're a retard, I get laid way more than you do. Last time I saw my girl friend I gave her a cream shot up her ass, a cream shot in her mouth and six cream shots up the vag, a total 8 cream shots.
She's successful and pretty, you don't have anything going for you except watching cuck porn and fucking ducks you retard.
I would say "Video or it never happened" but we know you're a home brewed John Holmes LOL
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2017-07-30 at 1:24 AM UTC
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2017-07-30 at 1:47 AM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001 I would say "Video or it never happened" but we know you're a home brewed John Holmes LOL
Fucking ask them if it's OK to tape it
she's coming over in a little bit and I was going to just do it if I don't feel tired enough to cover up the cam light.. I have plenty of videos of other girls all of them with their consent except one.
this was a couple summers ago. I ent up realizing that she was drug addled and homeless. I saw her at the bus stop when i was taking the bus downtown to a concert and offered her some money or if she wanted to get lunch she just walked her bike away from me. She later hit me up a month ago asking if she could rent a room from me, but I don't want her money and at this point i think she would probably try to rip me off.
Because of my alcoholism and I don't like getting totally trashed around my new gf because she doesn't drink I obsessively have sex when she is over to fight off the hangover / withdrawal / obsessions.
this isn't my gf but some slut that stood me up 3 times in a row and then randomly showed up at my place and turned her away, but she came back later. -
2017-07-30 at 1:47 AM UTC
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2017-07-30 at 1:50 AM UTCI should fuck ted cruz's daughter and film it and become a porn star.
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2017-07-30 at 1:50 AM UTCcomeon Bill Krozby, no one wants to see dudes ass
LOL
If she's sober and it's cool with her (consent on tape) have her do a cute striptease for everyone on here. Or don't because I wouldn't want to upset the high moral standards of some. :| im so fucked up I'm really neutral on everything to not argue shit anymore.
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2017-07-30 at 1:55 AM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001 comeon Bill Krozby, no one wants to see dudes ass
LOL
If she's sober and it's cool with her (consent on tape) have her do a cute striptease for everyone on here. Or don't because I wouldn't want to upset the high moral standards of some. :| im so fucked up I'm really neutral on everything to not argue shit anymore.
unless it's against innocent types
unfortunately i cant find the video of that scene but thats the only still i have.
I had a badass video i made with my ex gf and my daughters mom where I was whipping them with a pink tassel whip drunk as shit and my daughters mom was eating this soon to be my gf's pussy out, trashy as fuck I know, but it was fun i was glad i filmed it because i didn't remember any of it because I drank an entire bottle of jack.
my ex gf got into my laptop and unfortunately deleted the video. RETARD!
