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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by NARCassist
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 Granted, but now they zap you up the dick.

    I wish my wife had two vaginas



    granted, but now she's fucking twice as many other guys as she was before.





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    was that^ the best corruption tho or what?? he really did walk straight into that one, I think.




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  2. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Granted but you just made the mistake of opening the lock of Pandoras box and cursed for eternity

    I wish i could feel like I did with the med rush but longer pretty much every day

    Granted but now you have no dick and are sexually frustrated all day.

    I wish people would stop setting off fireworks in the day
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  3. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by NARCassist was that^ the best corruption tho or what?? he really did walk straight into that one, I think.




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    Haha yeah, I got owned. Jokes on you, I'd love it if that happened.
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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 Haha yeah, I got owned. Jokes on you, I'd love it if that happened.

    i'll bang your missus for ya, you can even watch. i'll even do roleplay where i climb thru the window in a balaclava, tie you both up and brutally rape her.




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  5. I wish I had a magic lamp
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 霍比特人 I wish I had a magic lamp

    Granted but its only magic power is that it can turn into a sack of shit.

    I wish I could fuck all the baddest bitches across the globe.
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  7. Originally posted by mmQ Granted but its only magic power is that it can turn into a sack of shit.

    I wish I could fuck all the baddest bitches across the globe.

    Granted, but all your family and pets die

    I wish I had a deathnote
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  8. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Granted, but all your family and pets die

    that's not even relevant, how the fuck is that relevant? you're b& from this fred for irrelevancy. fuck, i din't even know that was a word.




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  9. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Narc that's not even relevant, how the fuck is that relevant? you're b& from this fred for irrelevancy. fuck, i din't even know that was a word.




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    granted.

    but you cant ban The Self Taught Man.
  10. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    well, i still wish i could.




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  11. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I hate you so much right now Dargo

    I want to pull a spectral paragraph.
  12. Originally posted by mashlehash I hate you so much right now Dargo

    I want to pull a spectral paragraph.

    1. of or pertaining to a specter; ghostly.
    2. resembling a specter.
    3. of, pertaining to, or produced by a spectrum or spectra.
    4. resembling or suggesting a spectrum or spectra.


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    A 2016 film about a Military...
  13. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    i wish i had 72 virgins
  14. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Given,

    But you have to eat a recycled fecal burger for $4:72, that you DON'T EVEN want to pay for, before meeting the women.
  15. Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 i wish i had 72 virgins

    such a specific number. you have no physical body to penetrate in Heaven so you have a bunch of virgins falling you about? they never say "Virgins who are absolutely beautiful to the site" what if they're all fat and look like old women? wrinkled and saggy who never had sex when they died.
  16. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 i wish i had 72 virgins

    granted.

    you HAD them.
  17. Originally posted by benny vader granted.

    you HAD them.

    you forgot to wish
  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ I wish I could fuck all the baddest bitches across the globe.



    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Granted, but all your family and pets die

    yeah, you know what, i could settle for that.




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  19. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 you forgot to wish

    wish are for the weak.

    the strong go out and grab some.
  20. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    I wish I owned 72 sexy virgins.
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