Corrupt a Wish

1. 2017-06-29 at 8:38 AM UTC

   #201
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by NARCassist

   Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 Granted, but now they zap you up the dick.
   
   I wish my wife had two vaginas

   
   
   
   granted, but now she's fucking twice as many other guys as she was before.
   
   
   
   
   
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   was that^ the best corruption tho or what?? he really did walk straight into that one, I think.
   
   
   
   
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   • Scrawny Sr
2. 2017-07-04 at 6:13 PM UTC

   #202
   

   Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 Granted but you just made the mistake of opening the lock of Pandoras box and cursed for eternity
   
   I wish i could feel like I did with the med rush but longer pretty much every day

   
   Granted but now you have no dick and are sexually frustrated all day.
   
   I wish people would stop setting off fireworks in the day
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3. 2017-07-04 at 6:14 PM UTC

   #203
   

   Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]

   Originally posted by NARCassist was that^ the best corruption tho or what?? he really did walk straight into that one, I think.
   
   
   
   
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   Haha yeah, I got owned. Jokes on you, I'd love it if that happened.
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4. 2017-07-06 at 7:38 PM UTC

   #204
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 Haha yeah, I got owned. Jokes on you, I'd love it if that happened.

   
   i'll bang your missus for ya, you can even watch. i'll even do roleplay where i climb thru the window in a balaclava, tie you both up and brutally rape her.
   
   
   
   
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5. 2017-07-06 at 11:08 PM UTC

   #205
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I wish I had a magic lamp
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   • Scrawny Sr
6. 2017-07-06 at 11:11 PM UTC

   #206
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by 霍比特人 I wish I had a magic lamp

   
   Granted but its only magic power is that it can turn into a sack of shit.
   
   I wish I could fuck all the baddest bitches across the globe.
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7. 2017-07-06 at 11:21 PM UTC

   #207
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Granted but its only magic power is that it can turn into a sack of shit.
   
   I wish I could fuck all the baddest bitches across the globe.

   
   Granted, but all your family and pets die
   
   I wish I had a deathnote
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8. 2017-07-25 at 3:07 PM UTC

   #208
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Granted, but all your family and pets die

   
   that's not even relevant, how the fuck is that relevant? you're b& from this fred for irrelevancy. fuck, i din't even know that was a word.
   
   
   
   
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9. 2017-07-25 at 7:43 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Narc that's not even relevant, how the fuck is that relevant? you're b& from this fred for irrelevancy. fuck, i din't even know that was a word.
   
   
   
   
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   granted.
   
   but you cant ban The Self Taught Man.
10. 2017-07-25 at 8:20 PM UTC

    #210
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    well, i still wish i could.
    
    
    
    
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11. 2017-07-25 at 8:54 PM UTC

    #211
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I hate you so much right now Dargo
    
    I want to pull a spectral paragraph.
12. 2017-07-25 at 11:21 PM UTC

    #212
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash I hate you so much right now Dargo
    
    I want to pull a spectral paragraph.

    
    1. of or pertaining to a specter; ghostly.
    2. resembling a specter.
    3. of, pertaining to, or produced by a spectrum or spectra.
    4. resembling or suggesting a spectrum or spectra.
    
    
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    A 2016 film about a Military...
13. 2017-07-27 at 9:49 PM UTC

    #213
    

    Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    i wish i had 72 virgins
14. 2017-07-27 at 9:53 PM UTC

    #214
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Given,
    
    But you have to eat a recycled fecal burger for $4:72, that you DON'T EVEN want to pay for, before meeting the women.
15. 2017-07-27 at 9:54 PM UTC

    #215
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 i wish i had 72 virgins

    
    such a specific number. you have no physical body to penetrate in Heaven so you have a bunch of virgins falling you about? they never say "Virgins who are absolutely beautiful to the site" what if they're all fat and look like old women? wrinkled and saggy who never had sex when they died.
16. 2017-07-27 at 9:58 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 i wish i had 72 virgins

    
    granted.
    
    you HAD them.
17. 2017-07-27 at 10 PM UTC

    #217
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader granted.
    
    you HAD them.

    
    you forgot to wish
18. 2017-07-27 at 10:37 PM UTC

    #218
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by mmQ I wish I could fuck all the baddest bitches across the globe.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Granted, but all your family and pets die

    
    yeah, you know what, i could settle for that.
    
    
    
    
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19. 2017-07-28 at 5:09 PM UTC

    #219
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 you forgot to wish

    
    wish are for the weak.
    
    the strong go out and grab some.
20. 2017-07-28 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #220
    

    Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    I wish I owned 72 sexy virgins.