Corrupt a Wish

2017-06-12 at 7:57 AM UTC

#141

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Narc I made a wish^^^ you numbnuts

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Blame totse 2001

2017-06-12 at 9:01 AM UTC

#142

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Granted but you get alcohol flush reaction

I wish drug tolerance didn't exist

Granted. You OD on the smallest dose.

I wish I could visit Londonistan.

2017-06-12 at 9:40 AM UTC

#143

Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

Originally posted by Dargo Granted. You OD on the smallest dose.

I wish I could visit Londonistan.

Granted, you get all the way there to find out its actually pretty shitty.

I still wish I knew which Fred this was.

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2017-06-12 at 9:43 AM UTC

#144

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Dargo Granted. You OD on the smallest dose.

Works for me

2017-06-12 at 9:52 AM UTC

#145

Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

Am I actually here? Can any of you fucking see me? HELLOOO, am I dreaming?

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2017-06-12 at 12:21 PM UTC

#146

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

why isn't the game continuing on?

2017-06-13 at 10:33 AM UTC

#147

NARCassist gollums fat coach

I wish this game would continue on

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2017-06-13 at 12:14 PM UTC

#148

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Originally posted by NARCassist I wish this game would continue on

Granted but everyone has to stop being bitches

I wish I could have my dream house built for me for free and have the money to run it too.

2017-06-13 at 3:44 PM UTC

#149

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Number13 Granted but everyone has to stop being bitches

I wish I could have my dream house built for me for free and have the money to run it too.

granted, its ready and waiting. they even threw in a free car.

keys are under the mat.

I wish everyone would start being bitches again.

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2017-06-13 at 4:05 PM UTC

#150

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by NARCassist I wish everyone would start being bitches again.

Granted but they wake you up every 30 minutes singing Christmas Carols.

I wish I could create a 5 gram shard out of thin air whenever I please.

2017-06-13 at 4:23 PM UTC

#151

Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

Granted, but for every gram, you also generate two patrolling cops within a block.

I wish I weren't so terribly lonely.

2017-06-13 at 4:27 PM UTC

#152

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

EDIT:

Zanick you peanut eating fuck

2017-06-13 at 4:31 PM UTC

#153

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Originally posted by Zanick Granted, but for every gram, you also generate two patrolling cops within a block.

I wish I weren't so terribly lonely.

Granted but you will never be alone ever again and everything you do will be done with a partner
You nut in a bitch? there's two of you nutting in her. You rob a bank? that's a two way split nigga. You die? both of you die

I wish I could cook

2017-06-15 at 1:03 PM UTC

#154

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Number13 Granted but you will never be alone ever again and everything you do will be done with a partner
You nut in a bitch? there's two of you nutting in her. You rob a bank? that's a two way split nigga. You die? both of you die

I wish I could cook

granted, tank uploads cooking files straight to your brain in the matrix. they contain recipe's and cookery knowledge to create any dish that was ever created on earth. every ingredient is either a 0 or a 1.

I wish I was a drummer.

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2017-06-15 at 8:57 PM UTC

#155

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Originally posted by NARCassist I wish I was a drummer.

Granted but regardless of any talent you could have as a drummer you get zero attention or recognition over your band mates, if you go solo you particularly dislike your own drumming and prefer others.

I wish the pyramids were made for me

2017-06-15 at 9:09 PM UTC

#156

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Number13 I wish the pyramids were made for me

Granted, but you are forever demonized for using sandnigger slaves to build them.

I wish I had 'bout tree fiddy.

The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

NARCassist

2017-06-15 at 9:36 PM UTC

#157

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Originally posted by Dargo Granted, but you are forever demonized for using sandnigger slaves to build them.

I wish I had 'bout tree fiddy.

Granted but you become a 8 story tall crustacean from the paleozoic era.

I wish china would focus its entire economy on training its girls to suck my nuts.

2017-06-16 at 10:47 AM UTC

#158

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Number13 Granted but you become a 8 story tall crustacean from the paleozoic era.

I wish china would focus its entire economy on training its girls to suck my nuts.

granted, but all that chink saliva rusts your nuts and your wheels fall off.

i wish i could win the taboo game.

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2017-06-17 at 6:29 PM UTC

#159

Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]

Originally posted by NARCassist granted, but all that chink saliva rusts your nuts and your wheels fall off.

i wish i could win the taboo game.

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Granted, but now everyone is banned and the forum dies.

I wish my youngest son would hurry up and be potty trained already

2017-06-17 at 11:04 PM UTC

#160

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 Granted, but now everyone is banned and the forum dies.

I wish my youngest son would hurry up and be potty trained already

Granted but he grows up to be Malice 2.0.

I wish I knew how to code.

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