Problems that can't be solved by killing yourself

1. 2017-07-26 at 8:43 AM UTC

   #41
   

   HampTheToker African Astronaut

   Originally posted by infinityshock go search the internet for how many mortuary workers are literally arrested for physically and sexually abusing carcasses if you want something to look forward to.
   
   when i get geriatric-incapacitated my plan is to jump out of an airplane from high altitude, sans parachute, a few hundred miles out over the ocean, wearing lead wraps around my limbs

   
   Why wait?
2. 2017-07-26 at 9:57 AM UTC

   #42
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   BTW Lanny, what spurred this thread? Any thoughts/desires related to depression, suicide, antinatalism, or anything tangentially related or within that conceptual cluster? Just curious.
   
   Also, antinatalism only deals with the creation of life, which it ascribes a negative value toward, not existing beings, so what the idea I have in mind goes beyond antinatalism. Somewhat related, there may actually be clear evidence that Benatar himself realized the implication of exactly what I and others want to address, the forcible end of all life, but circumvents due to being beyond the scope of his work and of course the gargantuan controversy it would evoke, antinatalism already being amongst the most controversial subjects in philosophy. He's also a self described libertarian, making him another member of the cool kids club, although, of course, you won't have a positive reception towards this.
3. 2017-07-26 at 11:47 AM UTC

   #43
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Your biological sex.
4. 2017-07-26 at 12:16 PM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Pornguy Sex Change?

   
   You got an XY -> XX or XX -> XY chromosome gene conversion therapy hanging around somewhere in your shed? Or do you just mean the thing where they hollow out and invert your penis so it looks more vagina like?
5. 2017-07-26 at 1:35 PM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by fag Better a schlomo than a schlampa

   
   Schlomo (SOLOMON) became the 1125 in most popular first names in 2015.
   
   Who the fuck would name their kid Schlomo? why not Solomon.
6. 2017-07-26 at 1:59 PM UTC

   #46
   

   fag Houston
   trump literally surrounds himself with jedis and puts them in charge of stuff. all of his children married jedis and he might as well be a schlomo.
7. 2017-07-26 at 2:17 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by Lanny 1. Pre-existential desire to not be dead
   
   Any others?

   
   what is a pre-existential desire? it sounds like a desire you had before you existed. but that's impossible.
   
   
   
   
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8. 2017-07-26 at 2:22 PM UTC

   #48
   antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
   once you kill yourself, you won't be able to fantasize about killing yourself anymore
9. 2017-07-26 at 2:39 PM UTC

   #49
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra That only really proves that everyone is racist; that there's no point in fighting it because it's an intrinsic part of our being. People come together temporarily because the differences between them are less than the difference between them and their enemy.
   
   
   
   The only thing that ever really brings people together is a common enemy.

   
   Let's make the ommon enemy global warming
10. 2017-07-26 at 3:03 PM UTC

    #50
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Pornguy So you want to give birth to children? Thats the problem?.
    
    I heard Atrazine swaps out your sex.

    
    I'm not a frog, only a prophet of The Frog God.
11. 2017-07-26 at 3:09 PM UTC

    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Pornguy So you want to give birth to children? Thats the problem?.

    
    One of many. Even with that, I'd still souffer from dysmorhpia... I wanna be aesthetically please.
12. 2017-07-26 at 4:10 PM UTC

    #52
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Narc what is a pre-existential desire? it sounds like a desire you had before you existed. but that's impossible.

    
    pre-existential crisis maybe
13. 2017-07-26 at 5:49 PM UTC

    #53
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by Phoenix One of many. Even with that, I'd still souffer from dysmorhpia… I wanna be aesthetically please.

    
    Like your penis is malformed? Is that why you can't get a vagina? You can get a uterus now, so the whole giving birth thing isn't impossible.
14. 2017-07-26 at 7:39 PM UTC

    #54
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet You can get a uterus now

    
    This is some pop-sci shit and odds of me being able to afford it or anything. >_<
    
    But yeah we're really a majestic point.
15. 2017-07-26 at 10:42 PM UTC

    #55
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Lanny 1. Pre-existential desire to not be dead
    
    Any others?

    
    I step on your life
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
16. 2017-08-31 at 1:14 PM UTC

    #56
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I would have to say Financial instances after you die cuz then you have to put it on your family to pay the bill
17. 2017-08-31 at 2:45 PM UTC

    #57
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash I would have to say Financial instances after you die cuz then you have to put it on your family to pay the bill

    
    Only a spouse is responsible.
    
    get a divorce first. then have all of your issues pay their debts back to you.
18. 2017-08-31 at 6:17 PM UTC

    #58
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man This is some pop-sci shit and odds of me being able to afford it or anything. >_<
    
    But yeah we're really a majestic point.

    
    There's nothing majestic about a dude giving birth.
19. 2017-08-31 at 6:19 PM UTC

    #59
    RestStop Space Nigga
    All your dreams will die with you.