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What do you think of this idea for a mobile phone company

  1. #1
    Zankwest Yung Blood
    You know how every phone since the existence of phones charges you a phone bill and the only revolution in this technology is "Top Up" phones which are just a phone bill up front lol.

    Okay how about this.

    You buy the phone and its one of the old first gen nokia cells, $100 and the network usage is free.

    Spam people with ads that track their keywords like facebook but with voice and text (the nsa has the tech to do this)

    Promote in India, China, Africa, Cuba, etc

    ????

    profit?.

    Just make the call quality horrible, free global calling and build the network on the cheapest shit equipment ever. Give all the phones emergency services and radio chips.
  2. #2
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zankwest You know how every phone since the existence of phones charges you a phone bill and the only revolution in this technology is "Top Up" phones which are just a phone bill up front lol.

    Okay how about this.

    You buy the phone and its one of the old first gen nokia cells, $100 and the network usage is free.

    Spam people with ads that track their keywords like facebook but with voice and text (the nsa has the tech to do this)

    Promote in India, China, Africa, Cuba, etc

    ????

    profit?.

    Just make the call quality horrible, free global calling and build the network on the cheapest shit equipment ever. Give all the phones emergency services and radio chips.

    they already do that PLUS they spam-fuck the user AS WELL AS charge a monthly fee AND sell their phone number to telemarketers

    youve been out-jedied.
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  3. #3
    Zankwest Yung Blood
    Does it make free calls to north america tho
  4. #4
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by infinityshock they already do that PLUS they spam-fuck the user AS WELL AS charge a monthly fee AND sell their phone number to telemarketers

    youve been out-jedied.

  5. #5
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR †

    on that note...niggers in subsaharan apefrica have some epic-quality fucked up cell phone service/issues.
  6. #6
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    This is the FUCKING mentality that pisses me off to no fucking end.
    "lets see how we can rip people off" FUCK YOU!
    Learn a trade, learn how to fix shit ,fucking produce something you goddam dirtbags.
    Ya and FUCK the jedis.
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