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  1. cerakote African Astronaut
    the cranial irregularities i have run laterally along the parietal lobe, fanning outward in a slight arc like a trident. the region of the parietal lobe immediately affected by those cranial deformations is that of the somatosensory cortex, the primary somatosensory cortex in particular. the right side of it was affected by the cranial depressions than the left, which at first glace may explain why i have a preference for my left side for certain actions. also, because of the increased damage to the right hemisphere, i dont perceive stimuli or notice as much on the left side of my body, which might be why ive conditioned my cat to sleep against my left arm and why i have my 2nd monitor to the right of my primary.

    oh. OH. the wikipedia rabbit hole has led me to something called gerstmann syndrome. its caused by lesions in the dominant parietal hemisphere, and since im a leftie, the damage is on the right hemisphere. however, i dont exhibit all 4 of the main symptoms of it, which leads me to believe that the ones i do have are a result of lesions in the area, but clearly are not of the same severity, hence me not having all of the symptoms of gerstmann. i definitely experience the dyscalculia, but its particularly prominent in subjects like geometry and other courses that deal with spatial reasoning (i failed the shit out of geometry). one of the other main symptoms is difficulty discerning left from right, which i dont have a problem with the discernment of in my own body, but do experience when trying to process spatial manipulation. for example, when i went to put my tie on for my interview earlier, i was following an infographic on tying an oriental knot, which is a simplification of the windsor. trying to follow video guides for the windsor knot is fucking impossible for me, and i always end up flubbing it. even with the oriental knot, which is pretty simple, i had to stop for a second and try to walk through the infograph from a first person perspective, which was annoying.

    as a kid and even now ive had trouble with following a set of detailed instructions involving movement, and this is reportedly caused by posterior parietal lobe damage, otherwise known as apraxia. my dad would swear up and down that it was just me not listening, despite all my protests. fuck you dad, my brain is broken.

    damage to the somatosensory system (from lesions in the somatosensory cortex) are also a cause of speech impairments, so now me saying "wasnt" wrong has an explanation.


    and this shit right here beats it all:
    "Anosognosia is a deficit of self-awareness, a condition in which a person with some disability seems unaware of its existence."

    i was telling my dad about how its almost like i have some secret mental handicap that he never told me about and that only afflicts me. now i know the reason for all of this shit. closure feels good as fuck.
  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Also what about Sartre makes him autistic in your mind Malice? The dude was a public intellectual, surprisingly well liked for being astoundingly ugly, and was a real playa on the campus scene.
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I would believe ole Witty was flipping the ass burgers though
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Also what about Sartre makes him autistic in your mind Malice? The dude was a public intellectual, surprisingly well liked for being astoundingly ugly, and was a real playa on the campus scene.

    I wasn't even serious. Did you not catch that in my posts?

    Originally posted by aldra The cycle of autism - being so autistic all you can ever talk about is autism, so you end up inflicting it upon anyone who engages with you

    Ahaha, oh man. Alright, I'll stop, but still, there's a certain degenerate pleasure from this akin to what it feels like to fool children in a rather malevolent manner. Fooling Lanny has a certain charm to it.

    I really did manage to set off a chain of autism. It's like watching beautiful virus you engineered spread before your eyes.
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  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    you guys i am so happy right now i am about to have the best meth fapping session in recorded human history
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  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/6md14g/old_looking_8_year_old_dies_of_herion_od/?st=j5ja8hmp&sh=e235cdca

    "The person holding the camera is a Russian drug dealer, he supplied heroin and all other equipment. Then 8 year old kid overdoses on heroin and dies. The "cameraman", would take the tape and edit it. Then go to western multi-million dollar charities and show them tapes asking for medical aid and to start programs to help poor Russian boys. He would take the money and rip them off. He was caught though and no longer lives. According to Russian police he died from internal injuries "caused by repetative self-inflicting violent throws against the wall". Nobody was charged for his death, and few arresting officers were promoted due unrelated actions. But for any real Russian, it's obvious how he died." -commentary translatio Read more at https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f2f0e7a1ea#jt4kbBrfdR4L4hCv.99
    Anonymous user from the liveleak video.

    If true, damn, that's among the most cold blooded niggas you can find, short of historical figures.

    But afterward I thought of what a great scheme this would be for generating revenue, in a creative sick and sadistic manner, great for that niche. Not that I would actually do it, though. Although, depending on the monetary benefit, there certainly is an emotion of temptation and appeal...Of course I wouldn't actually do it.
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by cerakote and this shit right here beats it all:
    "Anosognosia is a deficit of self-awareness, a condition in which a person with some disability seems unaware of its existence."

    i was telling my dad about how its almost like i have some secret mental handicap that he never told me about and that only afflicts me. now i know the reason for all of this shit. closure feels good as fuck.

    I have an idea for a short film project: Lanny is drugged with a GABA antagonist and then given a highly potent sativa strain. He is then spoken to by a hired actor suitable for the role who has recently befriended him and asked to come over to "hang out", under the guise that he is an assistant professor at a community college, giving him some authority, in a relevant field. During the course of conversation he manages to convince him that there is a very real chance he could be suffering from this condition and that the only way to be certain is to covertly record his social interactions, particularly group outings with friends, while he is unaware. After this is completed he will be forced to bear the excruciating fear and suffering that will arise from viewing the entire series of tapes, with highly critical and technical commentary analyzing all crucial moments chosen to be highlighted.

    As he begins to enter a mental breakdown the truth about the project is revealed, but after the sequence a horrifying addendum is presented. As the false walls give rise to a padded cell with numerous television screens all playing footage interspersed within it the door is closed and he is told he will be trapped for an indeterminate period of time. Scene of mental monologue, anguish, then close.

    Not really, this aspect of cerakote's posts was just kind of funny, in a way. There are bound to have been cases of people who never realized they clinically mentally retarded and then found out at a later age. God that would make for a great show. Really, imagine them sitting at home on their couches with their family, even friends and coworkers if you can get them, and seeing their reaction to this, as well as the fallout.

    This is actually perfectly possible. Identifying these people could feasibly be done at an acceptable cost, and their bargaining power, the amount required for them to consent to the basic premise (They could simply be told they may have an undiagnosed "condition".), would be far lower than average, naturally. Even jediery (contractual jedi magic?), if you wanted to cut costs more, would be greatly facilitated. Oh, wait, their status as mentally retarded could fuck with this due to laws against taking advantage of the mentally impaired and whether they can truly consent. Well, let's ignore that.

    What would be a good name for this show? Something simple like "Am I Retarded?" could work.

    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-07-25T08:22:28.674173+00:00
  8. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack Someone is about to trade me Platinum Girl Scout Cookies for a few measly grams of powder caffeine because he's making homemade energy drinks with it…wtf.

    Right after I had my son, like a goddamn fucking Godsend, this kid we'd ran across at the ER (I had to drive my ex for a migraine at like 1am... again.) who'd spotted me a smoke while I waited (I had quit at this point, but meh, well... this was a particularly stressful night), and we'd ran into each other at the pharm filling our scripts, he'd asked my ex while walking out if he had or couple cop some weed for him. SO, we'd ran and did that while getting our own, and during I was discussing my usage of T-PAIN, and love of all things opiate related, especially fucking dilaudid. I'd never been able to find dillys up that way before, and always had to drive min 180miles south for them... told him if he ever ran across them, to hit he up.

    I was dying in pain after the baby was born, already burnt through the few perc I'd gotten right before I delivered, and he called, and while at first I knew we were broke as shit and there was NO WAY I could afford pills, I still had to ask the price... all he wanted was a little bit of reefer. I hopped right on that shit. ended up getting 10 4mg dillys for like a half gram of weed. Shit, I even told him that's really all I had to spare, but he was all over that since he wasn't going to be IVing shit. I ended up just shooting 2mg every 4-6 hours... it helped. Was far less than my friend was getting when she'd had her baby. Shit, he fucking ended up insisting on smoking the weed I'd traded with us too... one of those once in a life time drug deals.
  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice I have an idea for a short film project: Lanny is drugged with a GABA antagonist and then given a highly potent sativa strain. He is then spoken to by a hired actor suitable for the role who has recently befriended him and asked to come over to "hang out", under the guise that he is an assistant professor at a community college, giving him some authority, in a relevant field.

    Get twisted for free? Sure, sign me up.
  10. cerakote African Astronaut
    well im not retarded, clinical retardation is defined as being impaired because of a neurodevelopmental disorder. the brain lesions that were caused by my skull being fucky arent because of goofy neurodevelopment, instead of having a brain that was borked from the get go something (mong skull in this case) borked part of it but it developed correctly. its like if you break someones femur and set the cast at an angle; that nigger wasnt born with kangaroo legs, something happened after full bone formation to make it like that.
  11. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Okay! My morning JUST got better... then worse.

    I'll start- while cleaning out a room that'd been being used as storage up til recently where I live, I found 2 ziplock baggies. The first contained 13 soma, and 4 10/325mg hydrocodone. The second contained a single 5/500mg hydrocodone *drum roll* and 7 2mg dilaudid! Fucking SCOOOOOORE!

    Then I got screamed at by my mother, her cat had wounded a Robin, who's wing is broken, can't fly, and tail feathers have pretty much been ripped out. Got a towel, and placed her (female by the dull, dingy coloring of her feathers) in a box with a shallow dish of water. Going to get some grubs from the bait store later for her, and maybe try some bird seed/crushed up berries. Also think, to help her out since she did go through quite an ordeal, a little sugar water would probably give her some strength, though she was quite active when I found her, and jumped away, and was slightly a challenge to capture her, with me trying to be delicate so I didn't accidentally hurt her more, but that could have been just her adrenaline going from nearly being killed too . If I hadn't have took her in, I'm sure something, if not my mother's cat, would have her dead in the next few hours, being as vulnerable as she is, unable to fly, with her injuries. Hopefully she heals fast and can be returned to the wild in short order I'm guessing, maybe a few weeks, a month, possibly... hopefully her wing is able to mend to where she can still fly once it's had time to heal- I'm going to check it out better once she has time to calm down and rest from being almost killed, and traumatized by me picking her up. I have her in a deep box, but she can jump out of it, so I have a towel over top it with a small corner left uncovered so there's light for her to see where her water dish is.
  12. Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 says the guy who thinks mayweather is a good boxer

    Yes
  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Mayweather is one of the best boxers of all time. Wtf.
  14. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Ok, soooo, I just watch some hairy dude breastfeed a twink in a diaper and there are tons of videos of twinks getting humiliated. I haven't found a single one where the big dude is getting humiliated.

    There seem to be a decent number of communities for muscle guys in diapers, though.

    its starting to make more sense why you wouldn't watch the peehole fuck vid now.




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  15. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I didn't even watch it.
  16. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by RisiR † I didn't even watch it.

    ok




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  17. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    tfw a hooker lists 'adult baby minding' on her profile then messages you a rant about how 'NO, SHE WON'T DO A 13 YEAR OLD SCHOOLGIRL ROLE PLAY', and calls you a pedo.




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  18. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Narc tfw a hooker lists 'adult baby minding' on her profile then messages you a rant about how 'NO, SHE WON'T DO A 13 YEAR OLD SCHOOLGIRL ROLE PLAY', and calls you a pedo.




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    That's fucked up.
  19. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by RisiR † That's fucked up.

    ikr? how the fuck are you a pedo for wanting sex with a role playing adult as a 13 year old, and she isn't a pedo for having sex with a role playing 1 year old. what a fucking cheeky bitch.




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  20. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    like its ok when she plays the part of the pedo or summing?




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