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I want to fuck a hipster or skateboarder
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2017-07-23 at 7:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock what i spray out of my meat firehose into your purty mouth thats going to drown you is salty and frothy
once again, as usual, youre not only mistaken and incorrect…youre a fucking retard that has no clue what youre talking about because youre a fucking retard faggot nigger.
prodigy and compuserve, mother fucker. then a few years before that was a commodore 64 on a modem the size of a toaster oven with a cassette player as data storage…which technically counts as graphics because pics were possible using assorted characters of the ascii fonts.
now suck it. suck it long. suck it hard. and inhale deeply when i tsunami my ballsack into your lungs, bitch
You're the retard who couldn't post images for months, and you blame it on the site, yet everyone else is able to do it. You're either a fuck head or an insecure faggot that wouldn't post pix of himself when asked too.
You front big time zill and you're not fooling anyone. You've been exposed as being a fat beta nigger. Step up your game, fuck face.
Suck it eazy you bitch. -
2017-07-23 at 7:57 PM UTC
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2017-07-23 at 7:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby You're the retard who couldn't post images for months, and you blame it on the site, yet everyone else is able to do it. You're either a fuck head or an insecure faggot that wouldn't post pix of himself when asked too.
You front big time zill and you're not fooling anyone. You've been exposed as being a fat beta nigger. Step up your game, fuck face.
Suck it eazy you bitch.
considering i said i was going to post a pic your point...and existence...are both moot. now my excuse is the chick who was supposed to pose in the pic with me backed out so either i have to find a new chick to be in the pic...or do the pic sans-chick.
considering:
Originally posted by Bill Krozby i have to sit backwards on the toilet to take a piss in the mornings.
you probably should just quit posting now.
after admitting youre a faggot...then that you sit to pee...along with that thing where you sold yourself to men in a sexual manner...there really isnt any lower you can sink. -
2017-07-23 at 8:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock considering i said i was going to post a pic your point…and existence…are both moot. now my excuse is the chick who was supposed to pose in the pic with me backed out so either i have to find a new chick to be in the pic…or do the pic sans-chick.
considering:
you probably should just quit posting now.
after admitting youre a faggot…then that you sit to pee…along with that thing where you sold yourself to men in a sexual manner…there really isnt any lower you can sink.
You're such a bitch, you need to pay a bitch to take a picture with you to validate yourself. Doesn't get anymore bitch made than that, bitch. -
2017-07-23 at 8:05 PM UTC
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2017-07-23 at 8:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by mashlehash I believe all men pee sitting down whenever they take a shit.
Are you trying to create gender division?
that or he's against guys with prostate problems (which at his age and his overweight self might likely have so again he's projecting) I wouldn't be surprised if his wrinkly ass has piss dribbles all around his toilet because of his nigger aim. -
2017-07-23 at 8:12 PM UTCI am an expert at aiming.
When growing up, I was always blamed for pissing on the toilet seat.
...But it wasn't me. IT WAS NEVER FUCKING ME. -
2017-07-23 at 8:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby You're such a bitch, you need to pay a bitch to take a picture with you to validate yourself. Doesn't get anymore bitch made than that, bitch.
that level of conjecture would make a CNN reporter green with envy.
additionally...the chick would have received no monetary compensation for her participation, you retarded faggot nigger bitch.
we've all seen the slag-level farm animals youve bedded...and you have zero room to say anything about what anyone else chooses to plug their dick into.
you faggot sits-to-pee nigger bitch -
2017-07-23 at 8:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby that or he's against guys with prostate problems (which at his age and his overweight self might likely have so again he's projecting) I wouldn't be surprised if his wrinkly ass has piss dribbles all around his toilet because of his nigger aim.
even at my age and level of obesity the most horrific chick ive ever plugged my dick into is still an exponential order of magnitude hotter than the hottest barnyard wildebeest-impersonator you consider a fine specimen of femininity.
i stand to piss and get every drop where i aim...that is right into the toilet. unlike yourself, with your broken piece of flappy spaghetti is only useful as letting small furry animals use as a nursing teat. -
2017-07-23 at 9:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock even at my age and level of obesity the most horrific chick ive ever plugged my dick into is still an exponential order of magnitude hotter than the hottest barnyard wildebeest-impersonator you consider a fine specimen of femininity.
i stand to piss and get every drop where i aim…that is right into the toilet. unlike yourself, with your broken piece of flappy spaghetti is only useful as letting small furry animals use as a nursing teat.
you pay for your whores though, i don't have to. and by the way you also said that my daughters mom was hot, so quit
re-nigging on your statements you nigger man. -
2017-07-23 at 9:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby A couple nights ago I put up an ad on craigslist while drunk saying how I wanted to fuck a hipster or skateboarder and I only got 2 replies back one was a chick who invited me to her friends birthday party this evening.
Luckily the party is at a venue right down the street from me so even if I don't get my car working I just have to walk down the street. she's a hipster and horny so I will more than likely get laid. She wanted to come over last night but I had already made plans with my main squeeze a few days prior so I denied her.
And the other reply was from this younger dude like 23 that lives in san antonio and wants to visit austin and have a guy like myself show him around. I'm not into dudes, but I asked for pix and these are what he sent me lol
I don't know people still had that hair style loloool
You should troll this guy through email, pretending to be a gay, acting like you're interested and then when he asks for pics just send him the same ones. -
2017-07-23 at 9:39 PM UTCThat looks like...that aussie faggot that used to post
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2017-07-23 at 9:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by mashlehash You should troll this guy through email, pretending to be a gay, acting like you're interested and then when he asks for pics just send him the same ones.
I'm doing that actually. I did it to another dude from dallas wanting to take the greyhound to take me to conans pizza (he's from f169bbs.com) saying he wants to party as soon as he loses the weight to get on the greyhound seat. lol -
2017-07-23 at 9:44 PM UTCPeople are fucking weird, man.
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2017-07-23 at 9:49 PM UTC
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2017-07-23 at 9:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby you pay for your whores though, i don't have to. and by the way you also said that my daughters mom was hot, so quit
re-nigging on your statements you nigger man.
even at my age and level of obesity the most horrific chick ive ever plugged my dick into is still an exponential order of magnitude hotter than the hottest barnyard wildebeest-impersonator you consider a fine specimen of femininity.
i stand to piss and get every drop where i aim...that is right into the toilet. unlike yourself, with your broken piece of flappy spaghetti is only useful as letting small furry animals use as a nursing teat.
i have no idea what your daughters mother looks like. post pics or it didnt happen. -
2017-07-23 at 9:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock even at my age and level of obesity the most horrific chick ive ever plugged my dick into is still an exponential order of magnitude hotter than the hottest barnyard wildebeest-impersonator you consider a fine specimen of femininity.
i stand to piss and get every drop where i aim…that is right into the toilet. unlike yourself, with your broken piece of flappy spaghetti is only useful as letting small furry animals use as a nursing teat.
i have no idea what your daughters mother looks like. post pics or it didnt happen.
post pix of said chick or gtfo faggot -
2017-07-23 at 9:55 PM UTC
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2017-07-23 at 10:09 PM UTC^you're a simpering faced liar.
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2017-07-23 at 10:29 PM UTC
