2017-07-18 at 3:58 AM UTC
Probably not. I'm still trying to catch up on my first 3.
If I save lives, can I take them back?
2017-07-18 at 4:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kinkou
If I save lives, can I take them back?
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2017-07-18 at 4:02 AM UTC
Once upon a time, the answer was "yes". That's literally the justification that was used for slavery originally.
2017-07-18 at 4:27 AM UTC
aldra
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Yes, absolutely. Ask me why.
didn't read
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2017-07-18 at 5:24 AM UTC
Nice people don't send friends monopoly money in their time of need. /thread
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2017-07-18 at 6:55 AM UTC
I was taking a shit today and my son was arguing with my sister because my nephew pulled his hair (he's extremely tinder headed) and she wouldn't stop him. Finally, she runs in there and steps on his foot and they start arguing and all of a sudden I hear, "fuck you, bitch!"
Honestly, I was more mad at her than him because she was treating him like an adult, and he was right, anyway. She should have been keeping up with her not even two year-old instead of ignoring him and making excuses for his behavior. I guess, she thinks he'll learn manners through osmosis or some such shit. I've literally lost many nights sleep wondering what he'll become in the future because of her shitty parenting.
2017-07-18 at 6:59 AM UTC
Just got a laugh attack thinking about mmQ freezing to death in Fargo, starving and in WDs while Captain 500 is feeding Bill the Cat in no shits given Florida. Hahaahaha.
You're only a good person until someone gives you the slightest reason not to be. May it be your own entertainment. That's cold.
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2017-07-18 at 8:09 AM UTC
What did he say to you before sending it mq?
2017-07-18 at 9:10 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0
What did he say to you before sending it mq?
"do not pass go"
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2017-07-18 at 9:15 AM UTC
tfw my neighbors daughter had a little girl crush on me and would talk to me about all kinds of kid stuff that had no bearing on anything... she was adorable and i would always feel bad when i went back inside because she just wanted to say things about stuff and have someone listen to her. sorry kennedy, i just came outside for a cigarette im not trying to hurt your feelings... fug
2017-07-18 at 9:50 AM UTC
A couple of days ago I got flirted at by some loli again. I have honestly no idea how this is even possible to occur in such a frequency. I also think I got cucked, lol. Yea,I was at my old school to ball at the court there and I know the janitor who asked me if I can help him carry a door from a truck into the school and I did.
While I was helping him a group of kids between 12 and 15 were hanging out at the spot and we went out through the backdoorof the school to smoke one so they noticed us. Yadda yadda yadda, I'm in a hurry and explaining the situation furthermore is actually irrelevant.
It was a mixed group of boys and girls and one of the girls turned around and shouted "Hi" and waved at me. I greeted her back which made her blush and giggle with her friend. The boys tried to be all cool and shit. It was pretty cute.
After we were done smoking, just as we were headed back in she turned around again and shouted "Bye!", which I ignored but then she followed it up by "Ok.. then not, I guess!" which I thaught was funny so I turned around with a smile and waved at her. She was flustered.
Then... when I go back to ball the girl is making out with one of the boys who got his back to me as I walk by with a grin and the girl then stops kissing, tweaks her head to look past him and, bruh, she looked at me with lusty eyes, it was crazy. She then went back to making out with the boy but held eye contact with me, teasing the fuck out of me. Sheeiiiit...
I did some sick as dribble move combos and layups then, trying to not get distracted by the fucking cocktease jailbait.
2017-07-18 at 9:56 AM UTC
I think it's because The Rock is currently "The sexiest man alive" and McGregor is probably in female magazines and shit right now, as well. We got similar styles. I have no other explanation.