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The Innocence of Children

  1. #41
    Originally posted by Kinkou that means there's no amount of good deeds you could do to redeem yourself if you ever decided to then, huh

    bingo
  2. #42
    Probably not. I'm still trying to catch up on my first 3.
  3. #43
    If I save lives, can I take them back?
  4. #44
    Originally posted by Kinkou If I save lives, can I take them back?

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  5. #45
    Once upon a time, the answer was "yes". That's literally the justification that was used for slavery originally.
  6. #46
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon The implication is that any bad behaviours I have are so minor that I more than make up for them in being nice. Not that I can murder 4 people and still be in the clear because of 500 people/week.

    if you feed 500 people for a year, can you then take all their food away from them for another year and still end up at zero?
  7. #47
    Originally posted by aldra if you feed 500 people for a year, can you then take all their food away from them for another year and still end up at zero?

    Yes, absolutely. Ask me why.
  8. #48
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Yes, absolutely. Ask me why.

    didn't read
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  9. #49
    Originally posted by aldra didn't read

    I'll answer anyway:

  10. #50
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nice people don't send friends monopoly money in their time of need. /thread
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  11. #51
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    I was taking a shit today and my son was arguing with my sister because my nephew pulled his hair (he's extremely tinder headed) and she wouldn't stop him. Finally, she runs in there and steps on his foot and they start arguing and all of a sudden I hear, "fuck you, bitch!"

    Honestly, I was more mad at her than him because she was treating him like an adult, and he was right, anyway. She should have been keeping up with her not even two year-old instead of ignoring him and making excuses for his behavior. I guess, she thinks he'll learn manners through osmosis or some such shit. I've literally lost many nights sleep wondering what he'll become in the future because of her shitty parenting.
  12. #52
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Just got a laugh attack thinking about mmQ freezing to death in Fargo, starving and in WDs while Captain 500 is feeding Bill the Cat in no shits given Florida. Hahaahaha.

    You're only a good person until someone gives you the slightest reason not to be. May it be your own entertainment. That's cold.
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  13. #53
    Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    What did he say to you before sending it mq?
  14. #54
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 What did he say to you before sending it mq?

    "do not pass go"
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  15. #55
    cerakote African Astronaut
    tfw my neighbors daughter had a little girl crush on me and would talk to me about all kinds of kid stuff that had no bearing on anything... she was adorable and i would always feel bad when i went back inside because she just wanted to say things about stuff and have someone listen to her. sorry kennedy, i just came outside for a cigarette im not trying to hurt your feelings... fug
  16. #56
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    A couple of days ago I got flirted at by some loli again. I have honestly no idea how this is even possible to occur in such a frequency. I also think I got cucked, lol. Yea,I was at my old school to ball at the court there and I know the janitor who asked me if I can help him carry a door from a truck into the school and I did.

    While I was helping him a group of kids between 12 and 15 were hanging out at the spot and we went out through the backdoorof the school to smoke one so they noticed us. Yadda yadda yadda, I'm in a hurry and explaining the situation furthermore is actually irrelevant.

    It was a mixed group of boys and girls and one of the girls turned around and shouted "Hi" and waved at me. I greeted her back which made her blush and giggle with her friend. The boys tried to be all cool and shit. It was pretty cute.

    After we were done smoking, just as we were headed back in she turned around again and shouted "Bye!", which I ignored but then she followed it up by "Ok.. then not, I guess!" which I thaught was funny so I turned around with a smile and waved at her. She was flustered.


    Then... when I go back to ball the girl is making out with one of the boys who got his back to me as I walk by with a grin and the girl then stops kissing, tweaks her head to look past him and, bruh, she looked at me with lusty eyes, it was crazy. She then went back to making out with the boy but held eye contact with me, teasing the fuck out of me. Sheeiiiit...

    I did some sick as dribble move combos and layups then, trying to not get distracted by the fucking cocktease jailbait.
  17. #57
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I think it's because The Rock is currently "The sexiest man alive" and McGregor is probably in female magazines and shit right now, as well. We got similar styles. I have no other explanation.
  18. #58
    Originally posted by mmQ Nice people don't send friends monopoly money in their time of need. /thread

    Yes but funny people do. And this is where the spirit of 500 people/week come to save me and cancel out my sins.

    Post last edited by Captain Falcon at 2017-07-18T10:32:25.912665+00:00
  19. #59
    Originally posted by RisiR † Just got a laugh attack thinking about mmQ freezing to death in Fargo, starving and in WDs while Captain 500 is feeding Bill the Cat in no shits given Florida. Hahaahaha.

    You're only a good person until someone gives you the slightest reason not to be. May it be your own entertainment. That's cold.

    LUL
  20. #60
    Originally posted by RisiR † A couple of days ago I got flirted at by some loli again. I have honestly no idea how this is even possible to occur in such a frequency. I also think I got cucked, lol. Yea,I was at my old school to ball at the court there and I know the janitor who asked me if I can help him carry a door from a truck into the school and I did.

    While I was helping him a group of kids between 12 and 15 were hanging out at the spot and we went out through the backdoorof the school to smoke one so they noticed us. Yadda yadda yadda, I'm in a hurry and explaining the situation furthermore is actually irrelevant.

    It was a mixed group of boys and girls and one of the girls turned around and shouted "Hi" and waved at me. I greeted her back which made her blush and giggle with her friend. The boys tried to be all cool and shit. It was pretty cute.

    After we were done smoking, just as we were headed back in she turned around again and shouted "Bye!", which I ignored but then she followed it up by "Ok.. then not, I guess!" which I thaught was funny so I turned around with a smile and waved at her. She was flustered.


    Then… when I go back to ball the girl is making out with one of the boys who got his back to me as I walk by with a grin and the girl then stops kissing, tweaks her head to look past him and, bruh, she looked at me with lusty eyes, it was crazy. She then went back to making out with the boy but held eye contact with me, teasing the fuck out of me. Sheeiiiit…

    I did some sick as dribble move combos and layups then, trying to not get distracted by the fucking cocktease jailbait.

    Wait, are you one of the pedos? :(
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