I'm about to go jail

1. 2017-07-18 at 12:08 AM UTC

   #21
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   No, you don't get served concentrated juice crystals. Just the juice. About a cup of crystals can make 100's of glasses of nice refreshment.
   
   Back in the old days, if you came in with nothing, knowing you were going in beforehand, you'd get beat to a pulp. In fact, some inmates even went as far as to assume the newcomer may be holding out, dragging him into the washroom, and performing a forced enema with an empty shampoo bottle on him, just to make he wasn't holding back any goodies.
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2. 2017-07-18 at 12:14 AM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by -SpectraL No, you don't get served concentrated juice crystals. Just the juice. About a cup of crystals can make 100's of glasses of nice refreshment.
   
   Back in the old days, if you came in with nothing, knowing you were going in beforehand, you'd get beat to a pulp. In fact, some inmates even went as far as to assume the newcomer may be holding out, dragging him into the washroom, and performing a forced enema with an empty shampoo bottle on him, just to make he wasn't holding back any goodies.

   
   That's not the point. First off you're not gonna preserve crystals in your asshole unless you are an expert at asshole holding.
   
   Secondly, when 150 inmates get served an orange juice every morning, that's plenty to make some concoctions. Most are very short timers (this is jail), and gladly give up their OJ.
   
   Dude is doing 30 days. Here you might not even seen gen pop on a 30 day bit, let alone deal with people who will give you a hard time for not smuggling something in.
   
   Times have changed m8roo.
3. 2017-07-18 at 12:16 AM UTC

   #23
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   It will probably be a regional detention center.
4. 2017-07-18 at 12:19 AM UTC

   #24
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   One other piece of advice. Don't whistle in jail. People who whistle in jail get beat up. "Hey! You wan'some bird seed over there, fuckhead??" You're not supposed to be happy in prison.
5. 2017-07-18 at 12:24 AM UTC

   #25
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by trippymindfuk I got a warrant out, and I'm getting ready to turn myself in on it….
   
   Just want to say bye to all you nigs…see ya in about a month or so….

   
   i hpe everything works out for you lil bro
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6. 2017-07-18 at 12:39 AM UTC

   #26
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby i hpe everything works out for you lil bro

   
   youre just jealous it isnt you getting to spend some quality time in the bendover and weep motel
7. 2017-07-18 at 1:11 AM UTC

   #27
   

   HampTheToker African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL One other piece of advice. Don't whistle in jail. People who whistle in jail get beat up. "Hey! You wan'some bird seed over there, fuckhead??" You're not supposed to be happy in prison.

   
   Just about everything you say in threads like this sounds like bullshit. It appears to come more from your imagination than actual experience despite your claims to the contrary. This is why people call you out so often. No one likes a liar.
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8. 2017-07-18 at 1:13 AM UTC

   #28
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by HampTheToker Just about everything you say in threads like this sounds like bullshit. It appears to come more from your imagination than actual experience despite your claims to the contrary. This is why people call you out so often. No one likes a liar.

   
   C'mon, now.
9. 2017-07-18 at 1:16 AM UTC

   #29
   

   HampTheToker African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL C'mon, now.

   
   I calls em like I sees em.
10. 2017-07-18 at 1:18 AM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    He's going to county not prison. He'll be in a cell with 50 other guys, overcrowded and agitated. don't look at anyone except with your peripherals. but don't stand soft either.
    
    just eat the bread and cheese (no pun intended) .. that meat they serve is deadly
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11. 2017-07-18 at 1:20 AM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Can't you just like chill in jail? I've never been but I've known quite a few people who have and they haven't said any of this shit about not being able to look at anyone or getting your ass whooped on a regular basis.
12. 2017-07-18 at 1:27 AM UTC

    #32
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    All this bullshit from Spictroll. Every jail I've been too has had canteen of some sort, and every canteen has had kool-aid on it.
    
    Goodhue county had vending machines with name brand shit in in
    Pierce county would buy it in bulk and give it to you in ziplock bags twice a week upon request
    Pepin county would bring a cart around, but for certain items you had to request it 3 days before the cart would be there
    Wapello county had a ghetto canteen where you could get crystal light packets or homemade baked goods. It was fucked up
13. 2017-07-18 at 1:28 AM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic Can't you just like chill in jail? I've never been but I've known quite a few people who have and they haven't said any of this shit about not being able to look at anyone or getting your ass whooped on a regular basis.

    
    I had never been to Jail (County.. I've been to a dry out cell before like 4 times) and was sent to county wrongfully 3 years ago. first time in 5 decades of my life. most people were just talkative.. but 1 or 2 is drugged out of their mind on PCP and just thug minded. it will happen at some point. and sometimes the game of "Jump the next guy coming in" is played by the last 3 guys who came in.
    
    I'v heard stories from my brother and friends who went to county multiple times. Never really knew anyone who did time in Prison except neighbors that you weren't suppose to talk to them about.. except when they talked of it. (Bikers mostly)
14. 2017-07-18 at 1:29 AM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I had never been to Jail (County.. I've been to a dry out cell before like 4 times) and was sent to county wrongfully 3 years ago. first time in 5 decades of my life. most people were just talkative.. but 1 or 2 is drugged out of their mind on PCP and just thug minded. it will happen at some point. and sometimes the game of "Jump the next guy coming in" is played by the last 3 guys who came in.
    
    I'v heard stories from my brother and friends who went to county multiple times. Never really knew anyone who did time in Prison except neighbors that you weren't suppose to talk to them about.. except when they talked of it. (Bikers mostly)

    
    Why did you get wrongly sent to jail?
15. 2017-07-18 at 1:30 AM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet All this bullshit from Spictroll. Every jail I've been too has had canteen of some sort, and every canteen has had kool-aid on it.
    
    Goodhue county had vending machines with name brand shit in in
    Pierce county would buy it in bulk and give it to you in ziplock bags twice a week upon request
    Pepin county would bring a cart around, but for certain items you had to request it 3 days before the cart would be there
    Wapello county had a ghetto canteen where you could get crystal light packets or homemade baked goods. It was fucked up

    
    You're a chick aren't you? they don't have that in guy-town
16. 2017-07-18 at 1:33 AM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic Why did you get wrongly sent to jail?

    
    Boot cast. Had support blades. Looked like a "Knife" to someone. so they dragged me off the train with a broken hand and foot. lost my bootcast (on purpose no doubt.. 1400 dollars to replace) and when they pulled me off the train they realized I had no knife and then said "You're drunk in public" and took me in for that. but instead of Oakland City Jail, the dude purposly drove me to County in Santa Rita and drove 120 MPH there and had to take a "safety test the next day" . .I only know that because when I went to complain they said he was out for a week taking it. and that he eventually (a week later) lost my boot.
    
    Where is John Burris when White Dude needs him? oh he hates me prolly
17. 2017-07-18 at 1:59 AM UTC

    #37
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The best way is to sink the juice crystals in waterproof ziplocks in the bottoms of the tea jugs. When jug up comes around from the kitchen, you just pour the tea as usual, then discreetly remove the juice crystals from the containers. You can also bury them in sugar containers.
18. 2017-07-18 at 1:59 AM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL The best way is to sink the juice crystals in waterproof ziplocks in the bottoms of the tea jugs. When jug up comes around from the kitchen, you just pour the tea as usual, then discreetly remove the juice crystals from the containers. You can also bury them in sugar containers.

    
    does this make alcohol?
19. 2017-07-18 at 2 AM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Boot cast. Had support blades. Looked like a "Knife" to someone. so they dragged me off the train with a broken hand and foot. lost my bootcast (on purpose no doubt.. 1400 dollars to replace) and when they pulled me off the train they realized I had no knife and then said "You're drunk in public" and took me in for that. but instead of Oakland City Jail, the dude purposly drove me to County in Santa Rita and drove 120 MPH there and had to take a "safety test the next day" . .I only know that because when I went to complain they said he was out for a week taking it. and that he eventually (a week later) lost my boot.
    
    Where is John Burris when White Dude needs him? oh he hates me prolly

    
    damn that sucks, i hate cops
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20. 2017-07-18 at 2:02 AM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic damn that sucks, i hate cops

    
    I spoke of this before on here. He unbuckled my seatbelt and then zig zag in and out of lanes throwing me back and forth while playing death core as loud as possible on the radio. Hispanic cop I think