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2017-09-01 at 6:05 PM UTCyou just get out today?
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2017-09-01 at 6:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by trippymindfuk I'm out and free and clear….no paper, fines or bullshit ass drug tests….
Stay up my niggas….
Originally posted by NARCassist feels good doesn't it?
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:)
One of the best non-drug "feel goods" one can experience. Nothing like the sweet sweet sound (in my cases) of the little beep on my cell intercom followed by 'mq pack your stuff.' That's all they have to say.
Aside from the times it's a surprise to be released like waiting on bail or whatever, I'm of course already packed RED-TO-GO.
Walking through everyone in the dayroom, many of them looking at you with jealousy in their eyes, saying peace to the niggas that you got to know.
Then the walk to the exit area, getting your clothes back, your little memories, your lighter, smokes, cash. You just smile. Then the final few doors. Maybe a guard or someone saying 'good luck' as you leave the place.
And then the sweet air. Immediately followed by a disgusting cancer stick. Lol. But the smoke tastes like the best you've ever had. Like when you first started smoking. Catching a buzz. Smiling again. Laughing. Then going to out for steak and ostrich.
At least that's how it goes for me. XDThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-01 at 6:32 PM UTCYou lied then.. You said you was a court reporter. they don't let court reporters report if they been on the other side
Originally posted by mmQ :)
One of the best non-drug "feel goods" one can experience. Nothing like the sweet sweet sound (in my cases) of the little beep on my cell intercom followed by 'mq pack your stuff.' That's all they have to say.
Aside from the times it's a surprise to be released like waiting on bail or whatever, I'm of course already packed RED-TO-GO.
Walking through everyone in the dayroom, many of them looking at you with jealousy in their eyes, saying peace to the niggas that you got to know.
Then the walk to the exit area, getting your clothes back, your little memories, your lighter, smokes, cash. You just smile. Then the final few doors. Maybe a guard or someone saying 'good luck' as you leave the place.
And then the sweet air. Immediately followed by a disgusting cancer stick. Lol. But the smoke tastes like the best you've ever had. Like when you first started smoking. Catching a buzz. Smiling again. Laughing. Then going to out for steak and ostrich.
At least that's how it goes for me. XD -
2017-09-01 at 6:42 PM UTCeveryone lies on here totse
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2017-09-01 at 6:45 PM UTC
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2017-09-01 at 6:52 PM UTCLike I'm a fucking court reporter. Lolzapoos
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2017-09-01 at 7:20 PM UTCWell..not sure what happened between 7 pages but I guess you're free yet again? Congratulations and not to be a Debbie but remember the things that landed you there in the first place and avoid them at all costs. That being said I'm genuinely happy for you. Enjoy your freedom(within reason you lil trouble maker!)
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2017-09-01 at 7:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop Well..not sure what happened between 7 pages but I guess you're free yet again? Congratulations and not to be a Debbie but remember the things that landed you there in the first place and avoid them at all costs. That being said I'm genuinely happy for you. Enjoy your freedom(within reason you lil trouble maker!)
Arrest warrant issued
Turned himself in
Had to do about a month
Free now
and not to be a Debbie but remember the things that landed you there in the first place, keep doing them, and avoid all cops at all cost.
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2017-09-01 at 9:22 PM UTC
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2017-09-01 at 9:34 PM UTCOh Kinkou...hahah
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2017-09-01 at 10:08 PM UTC
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2017-09-01 at 10:11 PM UTCreporters are the scum of the earth. especially court reporters. court reporters always report your case to make you look as stupid and embarrass you as much as possible. i'd happily do a court reporter.
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2017-09-01 at 10:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL One other piece of advice. Don't whistle in jail. People who whistle in jail get beat up. "Hey! You wan'some bird seed over there, fuckhead??" You're not supposed to be happy in prison.
Jail and prison are not the same thing. You probably won't ever be in a fight unless you're some asshole loudmouth that gets in other people's business. And even then, probably not. People in county jail don't want to risk getting an extra charge for fighting. -
2017-09-01 at 10:29 PM UTCAlso, it's always the niggers that start shit. White people and Hispanics are generally pretty respectful. I'm usually not even racist, but your views tend to change at least a bit when you spend some time in jail and see how they act like fucking animals, while everyone else just wants to do their time and get out.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-01 at 10:34 PM UTCActually read through some of the first page. Spectral, are you legitimately retarded? Nobody is going to expect someone to bring some shit in their suitcase into county jail. That's a pretty serious felony, and it's fucking county jail. It's exceedingly rare for that to happen, and only if you're in a particularly shitty jail and someone went to court knowing they were going to jail. Even then, probably not.
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2017-09-01 at 10:35 PM UTCi wouldn't mind reading some of speckies retarded comments if they were at least funny.
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2017-09-01 at 10:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001 what's wrong with being a court reporter? they prolly make 150k a year.. at least in cali
I should've clarified the emphasis was on I'M and not COURT REPORTER.
Yeah I don't know if I could handle it for very long- like when I've gone to municipal court which is probably about a dozen times over the years, it's always been the same lady court reporter, and she looks like a zombie, a zombie in bad shape really. And I mean, I've been at the end of the list and sat there for the whole session which took about 3 hours, around 50 people to go through, and despite the occasional case that is entertaining and interesting to listen to the exchanges between the judge/attorneys/defendant, most of them are very repetitious and monotonous.
Granted this is municipal and not the district court house which obviously sees more high-profile cases. I've been there plenty of times too and unless you're at court on a day people are being sentenced or entering their final pleas before potentially going to trial, it's also just the same cases over and over.
The fun part about it is listening to the arguments really, seeing the creativity of folks when it comes to explaining why they did something or why they should have a reduced sentence. I also get a weird boner when I've watched someone 20 feet away from me get sentenced to 10 or 20+ years in prison. I've only been present for that a couple of times and it just feels so intense, so dramatic, especially imagining being that person- how it feels to hear those words.
So I guess it would depend a bit on what type of court reporter you are, but I think either way that both are extremely monotonous and non-enthralling. I pretty much think it would be the same deal being a judge, but knowing you have the executive decision for each and every case would make the repetition far more bearable. Sadly this is probably the reality of why judges are wildly inconsistent among other factors ($$$). A bad day for a judge, the wrong comment, the aligning of the moons, all these things can unfairly affect what should ultimately be an unbiased judgement.
I would definitely want to be a defense attorney if I had to be anything inside of a courtroom. I'd much rather let a guilty person go free than lock up an innocent. That's another thing- I don't really understand - like, the passion from prosecutors when insisting a person is guilty, even in the face of strong evidence suggesting otherwise, they still attempt to argue their cases to juries until the end, and when a person is found not-guilty, they always seem mad or disappointed.. like fuck, you argued something that was wrong, and you're mad that you didn't do a better job and succeed? So that a not-guilty person was actually convicted and you can look better at your job?
I know there's more to it and they'll often try to avoid trial if they don't have a strong case, yet even then they are all about plea deals, which are quaint little things really, which in a way is sort of them saying, 'well, you may or may not be guilty, I can't really be sure even though I like to think you ARE guilty (because I'm a fucking prosecutor, that's my default stance), so instead of proving me wrong in trial I want you to take this offer of mine so I can get a conviction regardless that you may very well be innocent.' Know what I mean?
It would feel fucking weird to be in a trial where say, the defendant is clearly sad, worried, defeated, and as the case goes on you can actually see, as the prosecutor, that the person on trial is very likely not-guilty, whether it's a combination of the defense's case and testimonies actually placing doubt in even your own mind, or that combined with the knowledge that you're trying to put a likely-innocent person in jail/prison. Like how can they even continue, other than being cold-hearted fucks one-track minded to get convictions and improve their record, so to speak.
I wonder how often District/Prosecuting attorneys have literally stopped in the middle of a trial and said that they aren't going to continue prosecuting because they themselves no longer believe the person is guilty. I'm sure it happens when there's like those big gasp-inducing testimony moments where people admit things they didn't before, or someone says something that effectively changes everything and all but clears the defendant. Other than those, I want to know how often prosecutors actually become convinced by the defense's argument mid-trial and have the decency to speak up and admit it rather than continue to the end for pride protection. -
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