best way to hang yourself?

1. 2017-07-17 at 6:47 PM UTC

   #81
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Kinkou Yeah I wouldn't wanna be blindfolded tho it'd be cool to see the world fly around as my head falls down and my brain stops working llol

   
   yeh that's my kind of death. i hate faggots that say they wanna die peacefully and faggy in their sleep and shit. you only get one chance to experience death. and its the last experience you'll ever have so why wouldn't you want a hardcore death. its not as if you gotta deal with the aftermath or anything.
   
   
   
   
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2. 2017-07-17 at 6:53 PM UTC

   #82
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Kinkou Yeah I wouldn't wanna be blindfolded tho it'd be cool to see the world fly around as my head falls down and my brain stops working llol

   
   Being beheaded in one fell swoop and having your head fall to the ground feels like the world jumps up and kicks you in the face. I know this, i have been beheaded multiple times.
3. 2017-07-17 at 6:54 PM UTC

   #83
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Sophie Being beheaded in one fell swoop and having your head fall to the ground feels like the world jumps up and kicks you in the face. I know this, i have been beheaded multiple times.

   
   You and spectral both, though I think he claims to have been beheaded at least 50 times.
4. 2017-07-17 at 6:56 PM UTC

   #84
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by mmQ You and spectral both, though I think he claims to have been beheaded at least 50 times.

   
   I see. I remember my first beheading very well. It was in France during the revolution. Different times maannnnnnnnnnnnn.
5. 2017-07-17 at 6:58 PM UTC

   #85
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Sophie I see. I remember my first beheading very well. It was in France during the revolution. Different times maannnnnnnnnnnnn.

   
   Nice. I actually have been behaded once, but unfortunately I was very young and don't remember much of it, just being at my grandma's house and I think she did it in the tub. I should actually E-mail her about it.
   
   The French revolution you say? What on God's green earth were you doing in France around those times??
6. 2017-07-17 at 7:14 PM UTC

   #86
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I made a post like this on craigslist once and listed my friend's phone number. He got a ton of calls from middle aged men and actually started dating one of them.
7. 2017-07-17 at 8:03 PM UTC

   #87
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   i'm still yet to be beheaded, i'm an innocent little beheading virgin.
   
   no sophie, no. stay.
   
   
   
   
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8. 2017-07-17 at 8:05 PM UTC

   #88
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   It's been reported by witnesses of several beheadings that the eyes look around for a few seconds and the tongue goes in and out.
9. 2017-07-17 at 8:32 PM UTC

   #89
   

   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]

   Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick
   
   1. I'd be drunk
   2. Drop hanging method
   3. Somewhere in front of unexpecting witnesses.

   
   This but hang yourself in a way that would also cause you to immediately evacuate your bowels.
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   • The Self Taught Man
10. 2017-07-17 at 8:51 PM UTC

    #90
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Esplender This but hang yourself in a way that would also cause you to immediately evacuate your bowels.

    
    In the days and hours leading up to it, eat as much shitty food as you can, then wait until you're about to shit your pants anyways before you finally do it, so that not only do you shit yourself but it's also a fucking massive one
11. 2017-07-17 at 10:28 PM UTC

    #91
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Did you not watch Captain Kirk and the Gorn fight??

    
    no. those things are forbidden in my country.
    
    huh-rum.