funny story I had a tinder date several months ago and this girl invited me over at 3am to drink and she was pretty drunk, we were just chatting it up having a nice conversation having some wine and out of nowhere she started ranting about feminism telling me that if i say im a feminist its a real panty dropper and telling me how as me being a white male i need to put minorities and women before me. And I told her that I'm not even white.. and she was like "ohhh... well society sees you as white..." Even though I am a minority I don't subscribe to ideologys like that because I'm not a flaming liberal. I just gave her a weird stare so she'd shut the hell up and suck my dick! And another thing thats kind of annoying like some people know or suspect I'm mixed and of some hispanic descent will like say for example be talking about something and use the term "mexican" and then will stop mid sentence to throw in a disclaimer like "oooh just so you know i grew up around a lot of hispanics" as to show that their not racist when I wasn't even thinking like that.. now their just making the conversation all weird and apologetic for no reason. My daughters mom (who I'm not with because I later on found out she was an air-head) is white and she wrote facebook how she couldn't spank our daughter at the store because there were too many white people... when she's white herself... wtf? its just crazy how people are.
Originally posted by sploo
your dads last words were "im gay"
i went to a friends grand parents house to jam out at the garage studio he built, and we went into his grand parents house to eat dinner and his dad was there and someone asked him if he wanted sirloin, "nah I'm gay, i mean im good... im good..." it was so awkward.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
i went to a friends grand parents house to jam out at the garage studio he built, and we went into his grand parents house to eat dinner and his dad was there and someone asked him if he wanted sirloin, "nah I'm gay, i mean im good… im good…" it was so awkward.
fast forward to the part where you tell everyone about how your friend and his father tag teamed your asshole into cum chowder.