User Controls

hey so How long can a man live without

  1. #21
    Oh I beg. Just not for u
    I'd have went there already if I didn't need to be here to take care of my dad. Unfortunately no one else will do it so I can leave.

    I'm going this xmas tho. No matter what. I usually go every xmas but I missed last year cuz my dad was super fucked up. @_@
  2. #22
    Im glad you're no helladamnleet. I'd have to stop replying to you if you were. Gawd. -_-
  3. #23
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kinkou Oh I beg. Just not for u
    I'd have went there already if I didn't need to be here to take care of my dad. Unfortunately no one else will do it so I can leave.

    I'm going this xmas tho. No matter what. I usually go every xmas but I missed last year cuz my dad was super fucked up. @_@

    Your loss. I could provide your father all the medical attention he needs while bending over backwards to your every wish and desire, along with the whole me having a perfect dick thing. Oh well.
  4. #24
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    if kinks ever stepped foot in the uk i would bang her ass to scotland and back.




    .
  5. #25
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    altho we'd prolly stop in derby for a cup of tea and a crumpet or two.




    .
  6. #26
    Only issue is my dad doesn't want anyone but me taking care of him and I understand that, seeing as I'm the only one who lived with him like 30 years and drove him places. He can't get his license back lol.
  7. #27
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant sex?
    taoist monks believe that sexual abstinence is the key to longevity YET they keep on dying






    .
  8. #28
    fag Houston
    I can take care of your dad really humanely, it would be over before he knew it.
  9. #29
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinkou My bf lives 2,000 miles away. It's been nearly two years since we fucked. Lol.

    you fucking retard. that isn't a boyfriend. that's a penpal.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Kinkou My bf lives 2,000 miles away. It's been nearly two years since we fucked. Lol.

    You may not have fucked him in 2 years, but I can guarantee someone else has.
  11. #31
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Dargo You may not have fucked him in 2 years, but I can guarantee someone else has.

    Probably Jill.
  12. #32
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist if kinks ever stepped foot in the uk i would bang her ass to scotland and back.

    it'd have to be her ass because you sure to fuck wouldn't know what to do with a real live pussy.

    not counting your neighbors cat.
  13. #33
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinkou Oh I beg. Just not for u
    I'd have went there already if I didn't need to be here to take care of my dad. Unfortunately no one else will do it so I can leave.

    I'm going this xmas tho. No matter what. I usually go every xmas but I missed last year cuz my dad was super fucked up. @_@

    plenty of room in your house...yet this clown goes two years without seeing you?

    is his name Lennay Kekua by any chance?
  14. #34
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock plenty of room in your house…yet this clown goes two years without seeing you?

    is his name Lennay Kekua by any chance?

    no, his name is rex hymens




    .
  15. #35
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Your loss. I could provide your father all the medical attention he needs while bending over backwards to your every wish and desire, along with the whole me having a perfect dick thing. Oh well.

    the only problem with that fantasy is you're a fucking retarded faggot who's only sexual experiences involve small furry animals and various plug-in appliances.
  16. #36
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock it'd have to be her ass because you sure to fuck wouldn't know what to do with a real live pussy.

    not counting your neighbors cat.

    well bill, you see us hetero men refer to a woman as 'a piece of ass'. now that refers to the entire woman, especially her minge.




    .
  17. #37
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock the only problem with that fantasy is you're a fucking retarded faggot who's only sexual experiences involve small furry animals and various plug-in appliances.

    Don't talk or reply to my posts unless I directly quote you. You're boring as fuck.
  18. #38
    You know what's really boring? Watching you engage him every time and shit up multiple threads in the process.
  19. #39
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Dargo You know what's really boring? Watching you engage him every time and shit up multiple threads in the process.

    Do you realize that I never go out of my way to engage him until he quotes me?

    I TRY to be civil. But sorry, when the pestering fuck insists on trying to shit on me, I shit back. That is how it works.
  20. #40
    I'm simply asking you man up and stop it. I get that Finny can be a dick (hee-hee), and his comments are repetative.

    But please, PLEASE, don't enage him. When you do it just drags the entire ordeal out and makes everyone hate you for it.

    Quit it mmQ. He's not worth it.
Jump to Top