Since there seems to be some confusion: a short guide on how to drive

1. 2017-07-11 at 12:56 AM UTC

   #61
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Doesn't need to be a redneck... I'll do it gladly, sounds fun
2. 2017-07-11 at 7:09 PM UTC

   #62
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   19] If you drive an FF, dont show off by doing a wheel spin. There's no glory in wheel spinning an FF, any FF car can do it, my 40year old Honda CVCC can do it.
3. 2017-07-12 at 3:09 AM UTC

   #63
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hey Lanny can we make Helladamnleet's user title "shitty driver"?
4. 2017-07-12 at 5:54 AM UTC

   #64
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I agree with leet. If im doing at least 10 over in fast lane, settle behind me or pass on the right faggot. I owe you NOTHING.
5. 2017-07-12 at 9:23 AM UTC

   #65
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

   Originally posted by mmQ I agree with leet. If im doing at least 10 over in fast lane, settle behind me or pass on the right faggot. I owe you NOTHING.

   
   GET OUT (of the fast lane)
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   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2017-07-12 at 10:34 AM UTC

   #66
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It's illegal to just drive in the fast lane here if you're not passing someone. Thank god.
7. 2017-07-12 at 10:46 AM UTC

   #67
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinkou It's illegal to just drive in the fast lane here if you're not passing someone. Thank god.

   
   Where? I know that in europe you'll get a ticket for it and maybe even arrested if you do it enough
8. 2017-07-12 at 11:16 AM UTC

   #68
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   West michigan. Idk about the rest of the state. There's signs on all the two lane highways here that say keep right except to pass.
   
   The tourists still drive in the left lane though. They're dumb cunts.
9. 2017-07-12 at 3:34 PM UTC

   #69
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by Kolokol-1 2) it's actually 45 you dumb shit
   
   1 and 11) I hope you do that to some pissed off redneck in a truck one day and he pulls up next to you and pushes you into an oncoming semi

   
   2) Literally google, dumb ass.
   
   1 and 11: I hope so too so they can go to prison for vehicular manslaughter rather than stay within 10 miles of the speed limit.
10. 2017-07-12 at 3:59 PM UTC

    #70
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    20] traffic rules only apply in the presence of officers in charge of enforcing them.
11. 2017-07-12 at 9:03 PM UTC

    #71
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet 2) Literally google, dumb ass.
    
    1 and 11: I hope so too so they can go to prison for vehicular manslaughter rather than stay within 10 miles of the speed limit.

    
    I literally drive I-85 every single day. It probably varies.
12. 2017-07-12 at 9:14 PM UTC

    #72
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Cops are trained to be able to look at a computer and a road at the same time. True miracle workers.
13. 2017-07-13 at 3:34 AM UTC

    #73
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I literally drive I-85 every single day. It probably varies.

    
    Probably.
14. 2017-07-14 at 3:33 PM UTC

    #74
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant

    
    Fuck off I have work to do
15. 2017-07-14 at 3:38 PM UTC

    #75
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I agree with leet. If im doing at least 10 over in fast lane, settle behind me or pass on the right faggot. I owe you NOTHING.

    
    if youre not passing...gtfo out of the PASSING lane, you dumb nigger.
    
    some faggot tried that with me a few days ago and learned his lesson.
16. 2017-07-14 at 6:47 PM UTC

    #76
    

    fag Houston
    This is why I drive a POS car, anytime an accident is going to happen and its not my fault I just let it happen.
17. 2017-07-14 at 6:54 PM UTC

    #77
    cerakote African Astronaut
    the only time i have to deal with vehicular autism is if its a minority or a woman
18. 2017-07-15 at 4:03 PM UTC

    #78
    

    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    1. Run over dogs
    2. Run over cats
    3. Run over seagulls
    4. Run over children
    5. Run over Chinese people
19. 2017-07-15 at 9:18 PM UTC

    #79
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    these are the things a faggot wears when riding a bike :
    
    a] fullface helmet
    b] riding jacket
    c] riding pants
    d] riding gloves
    e] riding boots
    f] safety paddings of all sorts
    
    these are what real man wears when biking :
    
    a] tortoise shell
    b] t-shirt
    c] cargo shorts
    d] sandals
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20. 2017-07-15 at 9:23 PM UTC

    #80
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock if youre not passing…gtfo out of the PASSING lane, you dumb nigger.
    
    some faggot tried that with me a few days ago and learned his lesson.

    
    No.