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Since there seems to be some confusion: a short guide on how to drive
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2017-07-09 at 1:33 AM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone I constantly have road rage for people being disrespectful, distracted drivers. It pisses me off so fucking much. I scream "faggot" and "nigger" a lot at people.
Did have someone nice though the other day, black woman (not a nigger since obviously she proved herself a human being by doing this) pulls up along side me, taps her horn a couple toots, and I look over and she shouts over "Hey, your left break light is out" "Thanks! I appreciate it, better you tell me than a cop!" She thumps up me and drives on. She was driving a piece of shit car, but all her lights were working lol it gave me hope in humanity again… but I still screamed at and called 3 people niggers or faggots for my hour ride commute home that day…
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2017-07-09 at 1:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone I constantly have road rage for people being disrespectful, distracted drivers. It pisses me off so fucking much. I scream "faggot" and "nigger" a lot at people.
Did have someone nice though the other day, black woman (not a nigger since obviously she proved herself a human being by doing this) pulls up along side me, taps her horn a couple toots, and I look over and she shouts over "Hey, your left break light is out" "Thanks! I appreciate it, better you tell me than a cop!" She thumps up me and drives on. She was driving a piece of shit car, but all her lights were working lol it gave me hope in humanity again… but I still screamed at and called 3 people niggers or faggots for my hour ride commute home that day…
its not road rage unless both drivers are outside their vehicles, blocking rush-hour traffic, calling each other 'niggers'...with both of them being white.
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2017-07-09 at 1:58 AM UTCLook both ways at an intersection. EVERY INTERSECTION.
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2017-07-09 at 3:13 AM UTCtfw im a nice guy driver and let people go in front of me unless they look like a fag... had a guy pull up next to me, roll down his window, and politely ask me if he could get in front of me since he was accidentally in a turn only lane. he had out of state plates tho, at least i upheld the southern hospitality meme
also, whats the deal with my commutes to work and driving right next to luxury cars?? i got cut off near the overpass by a 2017 maserati ghibli a couple months back, and was riding along right next to a brand fucking new, freshly waxed bentley continental supersport convertible. guy looked like a business magnate, had some ICE on his wrist too, all meme aside. -
2017-07-09 at 5:34 AM UTCNo one knows what is a turn signal is anymore, they just mindlessly drift in and out of lanes and hope for the best.
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2017-07-09 at 8:20 AM UTCJoin them and let Jesus take the wheel. All you have to do is park your car on some train tracks. If Jesus loves you he will move the train.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-09 at 6:29 PM UTC3] when you rides a ''big'' bike, the laws of traffic or physics do not apply to you.
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2017-07-09 at 6:46 PM UTC
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2017-07-09 at 8:23 PM UTC
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2017-07-09 at 8:56 PM UTC
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2017-07-10 at 8:30 AM UTCI'm actually glad that so few Americans know how to drive manual transmissions. I was reading an article the other day that said that, if the trend continues, driving a manual transmission will soon become an effective anti-theft strategy
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2017-07-10 at 9:12 AM UTCyou guys are hoping ain't ya? the majority of people can't even figure out walking through a shopping mall without getting in your way constantly, looking where they are going or paying any attention to what's around them. most are no different when they get behind the wheel.
also drive a merc or you're a dick.
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2017-07-10 at 5:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I'm actually glad that so few Americans know how to drive manual transmissions. I was reading an article the other day that said that, if the trend continues, driving a manual transmission will soon become an effective anti-theft strategy
aw yeah
Manual transmissions made up something like 2.6% of cars sold last year
it does make me flinch when the gate guards at this place i frequent say shit like oh a lady should know how to handle a stick HA-HA yea okay -
2017-07-10 at 5:10 PM UTCMy car is a stick. I got a bronco II with a 4spd stick also. Sold my stick wagon.
They don't sell nice cars with sticks anymore. I want a damn Mercedes but they stopped making sticks in 2006 -
2017-07-10 at 5:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kinkou My car is a stick. I got a bronco II with a 4spd stick also. Sold my stick wagon.
They don't sell nice cars with sticks anymore. I want a damn Mercedes but they stopped making sticks in 2006
i recently bought a myself a new car... 2017 subaru crosstrek. i wanna get a cold air intake cus its weak in the horsepower department. my ol 03 vw jetta has more hp atm
lol you should lower the suspension on your car. that would be hilarious -
2017-07-10 at 5:25 PM UTCOn my festiva?
Bro u wild
It's low enough, I'm not about to be scraping my fenders and undercarriage off with every speed bump or pothole @_@ -
2017-07-10 at 5:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kinkou On my festiva?
Bro u wild
It's low enough, I'm not about to be scraping my fenders and undercarriage off with every speed bump or pothole @_@
oh mb i meant if you still had the bronco
i love the body on the older festivas its just something about those early 90s cars and my jetta that makes me want to soup them up -
2017-07-10 at 5:38 PM UTC
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2017-07-10 at 5:49 PM UTCI have to bronco still and that thing is not getting modified at all I ain't no gutter rat. It's a beautiful thing in its stock form.
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2017-07-10 at 5:54 PM UTC
