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2017-07-11 at 11:32 AM UTC
Do you guys think it would be a good idea to piss my pants on the first day of school?
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2017-07-11 at 11:44 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-11 at 11:55 AM UTC"Nothing else can be stated as the aim of our existence except the knowledge that it would be better for us not to exist.” - Arthur Schopenhauer, The World as Will and Representation p. 605.
By god that's a badass quote. Tattooes never appealed to me because I couldn't think of anything that a tattoo would be able to represent that could really portray something I'd feel satisfied with. Even just core parts of myself, particularly important beliefs, something to represent it, literally absolutely nothing has ever come to mind in 27 years until this moment.
Well, I'm going to start by ordering a custom shirt made on Etsy or wherever is best. Not sure I would want people asking about the tattoo, it would probably either be pretty awkward or annoying. A tattoo is just different, gruff, lower in classiness. Hmm, maybe I'm biased by the aesthetics and the association; I do feel that I very well may be. Do I accept that the effects of others are an unavoidable part of reality and will essentially limit my freedom express myself, even clothe myself, the choices ultimately being made by the tyranny of the others?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-11 at 11:57 AM UTC
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2017-07-11 at 12:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone I respect you a lot more for your respect of animals, Mal, and your mutual understanding for how I felt about my "pack".
I'm so unemotional, have developed my mind, to the point where I've genuinely never gotten significantly angry at Ash more than slightly mild and very short lasting irritation. Lately it's just been pretending to be angry to get her to learn to get off the sink. I know about the myths of discipline and hitting animals, which unfortunately many people believe, but I've genuinely never hit Ash. I've been bitten and scratched lightly when she was in her frisky mode or irritated by me petting her or checking her skin. Now it's pretty easy to avoid, since I can read her better. I notice when her purring style changes if I'm petting her, or if her eyes are dilated and tail is moving at an energetic pace. They're really just warning shots and have never hurt me, her teeth have never broken the skin to any extent. unfortunately when grasping things, and due to other cats naturally being protected by fur, they do naturally use their claws too strongly with humans. It only happened when she had been laying on her side and I reached toward her to pet her from the front, during a mood where she must not have wanted to be petted, she would rarely reach out towards me and pull my hand in to give it a very light warning bite/nibble. They were really light surface scratches though, the smallest and completely insignificant, small. Or sometimes I was playing with her when frisky, I learned I could reach through the back support of a wooden chair or over the ledge of the bed at her and she'd play by attempting to grab me repeatedly.
I've also never even yelled at her, not raising my voice too much when trying to train her to stay off the kitchen counter. Also never accidentally injured her, stepped on her, due to my high level of awareness and perception.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-11 at 12:38 PM UTCIf I was ever reading "The World as Will and Representation" at school and someone asked me what I was reading I would answer, "The Bible" before holding up the cover.
If it was "Better Never to Have Been: The Harm of Coming into Existence" then I would do the same, but answer, "A Gospel".
It is my dream to help solidify the viewpoint and arguments that it would be better for us not to exist, never to have been.
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2017-07-11 at 12:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice "Nothing else can be stated as the aim of our existence except the knowledge that it would be better for us not to exist.” - Arthur Schopenhauer, The World as Will and Representation p. 605.
By god that's a badass quote. Tattooes never appealed to me because I couldn't think of anything that a tattoo would be able to represent that could really portray something I'd feel satisfied with. Even just core parts of myself, particularly important beliefs, something to represent it, literally absolutely nothing has ever come to mind in 27 years until this moment.
I am also 27 years old & have zero tattoos. I think they're kind of lame and usually lack creativity. I guess I have not found anything that I like enough to imprint on my own body FOREVER. I guess I just don't get it, absolutely no desire or serious thoughts of ever getting a tattoo have crossed my mind. At lease where I live, I'm in the minority by not having any tattoos, no piercings either, except 2 in each earlobe.
I have personally known several people who either let someone who was drunk or someone who didn't speak English give them a discount tattoo. "Freinds" in giant letters across this dude's forearm. "For Better or Worsed" also in giant cursive letters up this chick's entire side. At least those aren't as bad as those drunk idiots from my white trash hometown that think since they bought a tattoo gun online they should give all their homies "sick tats" in exchange for weed.
In the rare occasions I see someone with a unique and interesting tattoo, I can't help but think, "yeah dude, that looks badass but....why not just have a regular picture of it instead?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-11 at 12:58 PM UTCI agree with both malice and K about tattoos.
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2017-07-11 at 1:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny Reject, O reject, wherefore art thou?
Wherefore means "why". Using it to say "where" is an abomination.
Originally posted by Lanny Does mild depression frighten you? Does feeling sad or tired or frustrated with things equate to existential nightmare to you?
Not to say I live a life anyone should be particularly envious of, but it seems like depression should be old hat to you by now.
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2017-07-11 at 1:51 PM UTC
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2017-07-11 at 4:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice I've been extremely isolated and out of school for a long long time. Definitely unnerves me, I hate being around other people. I literally became a hiki. It's been 5 years since I've really spent time around other people more than for an hour a week or month. Even before that, I really never spoke to nearly anyone except the psychologist I was required to meet with. And of course high school before that.
I've thought of the best strategy I could create using my extreme end of human variation hyper-systemizing aspie power and extreme memory storage to draw from, with no interference from irrational human emotions. The aspie memory storage contains a vast amount of data on the general subject of humanity itself, from a far superior source to inane and obsolete IRL interactions, but books, research papers! Human nature, human psychology. Their evolutionary roots, what they truly are at their core, evil. Gender, race, body language, facial expressions, vocal intonations, personality traits, the extreme ability to analyze others, think many steps ahead, manipulate them, outwit them, understand them, able to accurately predict their behavior and easily know what their point of view is, how it would feel like to be them and react, due to my extreme end of human variation hyper-systemized model of the entirety of what man is, giving me near-total understanding, an intuitive sense now. I have seen confirmation of this power IRL and can replay the scenes at perfect quality, as if they were actually occurring, when I am deep thought, practically a near-instantaneous meditative state. It's and eidetic memory, which of course you weren't aware of: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eidetic_memory
For example, the one time I got the courage to finally try marijuana by first using a delivery service, ordering it away from other people, in SF. I saw the driver park on the south east corner of a street to the left from me, a block away by the intersection. I saw the driver moving quickly and running toward here, which told me he was likely afraid of the police because he was Black (According to professional statistical analysis, very likely to carry a weapon, hard drugs, or have some other reason they wouldn't want a cop stopping them.), so I knew, with this power, that on the way back he would also be in a hurry, and likely wouldn't want to stay in one place too long. I had already payed online, so I just had to receive it, but I also handed him a tip, which he seemed to appreciate. He then ran back, as predicted. And just as he rounded the corner a street away, multiple police cars came by where he was before.
Alright, all that said, in order to understand that my plans are extremely likely to be correct, I'll play a variation of devil's advocate by listening to your opinions.
Do you guys think it would be a good idea to piss my pants on the first day of school?
This sounds like a joke, but strict adherence to rationality means that your personal emotions must be set aside for the moment and the answers you arrive at may horror the average person, such as antinatalism, even seem insane to the small minded fools, low quality "people", but truth is truth. Of course I'm not making the flaw of not including the utility of emotional states in my analysis. I have already proven that the reasoning is impeccable.
My thoughts are that the initial incident, and something embarrassing like that probably happens to at least one or two people in every class, anything I do afterwards will never close to being as awkward as the initial incident. So, relative to that perception, for a relatively small initial cost, when viewed from the total time it affected me, but, naturally having no emotional reaction, which I trained myself to keep suppressed at all times except when viewing anime, there will be no emotional cost to me, the negative utility becomes even smaller, the wetness also not particularly bothering me, no sense of humiliation at any time, knowing I'm essentially hacking the human reality, I'd feel happy knowing I achieved this. And of course people would forget and wouldn't really care. It's a good college, people should be more mature than the standard commoner.
I cannot see any flaw in this. It's pure rational analysis, which must always be adhered to. Truth must be sought. I will welcome any opposing viewpoints, but I am currently convinced the plan will work flawlessly.
This plan was powered and created by the superiority of the optimal Asperger's brain.
Post last edited by Malice at 2017-07-11T12:05:45.704747+00:00
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2017-07-11 at 4:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice "Nothing else can be stated as the aim of our existence except the knowledge that it would be better for us not to exist.” - Arthur Schopenhauer, The World as Will and Representation p. 605.
By god that's a badass quote. Tattooes never appealed to me because I couldn't think of anything that a tattoo would be able to represent that could really portray something I'd feel satisfied with. Even just core parts of myself, particularly important beliefs, something to represent it, literally absolutely nothing has ever come to mind in 27 years until this moment.
Well, I'm going to start by ordering a custom shirt made on Etsy or wherever is best. Not sure I would want people asking about the tattoo, it would probably either be pretty awkward or annoying. A tattoo is just different, gruff, lower in classiness. Hmm, maybe I'm biased by the aesthetics and the association; I do feel that I very well may be. Do I accept that the effects of others are an unavoidable part of reality and will essentially limit my freedom express myself, even clothe myself, the choices ultimately being made by the tyranny of the others?
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2017-07-11 at 4:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by What_a_Kreep I am also 27 years old & have zero tattoos. I think they're kind of lame and usually lack creativity. I guess I have not found anything that I like enough to imprint on my own body FOREVER. I guess I just don't get it, absolutely no desire or serious thoughts of ever getting a tattoo have crossed my mind. At lease where I live, I'm in the minority by not having any tattoos, no piercings either, except 2 in each earlobe.
I have personally known several people who either let someone who was drunk or someone who didn't speak English give them a discount tattoo. "Freinds" in giant letters across this dude's forearm. "For Better or Worsed" also in giant cursive letters up this chick's entire side. At least those aren't as bad as those drunk idiots from my white trash hometown that think since they bought a tattoo gun online they should give all their homies "sick tats" in exchange for weed.
In the rare occasions I see someone with a unique and interesting tattoo, I can't help but think, "yeah dude, that looks badass but….why not just have a regular picture of it instead?
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2017-07-11 at 5:33 PM UTCLol.
Can the text walls please stop.
Sincerely, everyoneThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-11 at 5:45 PM UTC
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2017-07-11 at 5:50 PM UTCDeal with it asshole
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2017-07-11 at 5:51 PM UTCBitch fight.
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2017-07-11 at 5:51 PM UTCBitch I'll fight you too - at the same time, come at me hoe.
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2017-07-11 at 6:16 PM UTCLanny why can't I thank any posts?
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2017-07-11 at 6:19 PM UTCBecause you don't deserve that treat. Bitch.
