Yelling "He's got a gun!" at public venues.

1. 2015-08-26 at 2:02 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   If you could create mass panic you'd be able to steal a lot of things and get lost in the crowd.
   
   Thoughts?
2. 2015-08-26 at 2:20 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   With ideas like that you will go far.
3. 2015-08-26 at 4:18 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It will work if your plan is to get arrested. It would be like yelling fire. As soon as people realize no one has a gun they will be pissed at you and shoot you with their own gun.
4. 2015-08-26 at 4:27 PM UTC

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   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   you are a future inmate
5. 2015-08-26 at 4:55 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Something something, freedom of speech doesn't work.
6. 2015-08-26 at 6:10 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   It will work if your plan is to get arrested. It would be like yelling fire. As soon as people realize no one has a gun they will be pissed at you and shoot you with their own gun.

   
   That's why you don't stand on a pedestal and draw everyone's attention to you before you yell it. Find a crowded place and just tuck your head into your shirt/coat collar and blurt it out- ''HOLEH FUCKING CHRIST HE'S GOT A GUUNNNNNNN!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
   
   As I type that I'm thinking it's a bad idea, because I don't think anyone would give a shit and at THAT point it WOULD be embarrassing and awkward since everyone would know it was you who yelled it. It's a gamble for sure, as the only way it works is if everyone around you immediately goes into a frantic state of panic and wild movement as a result of your exclamation. You'd probably be better of yelling BOMB! That or just learn to pick-pocket effectively. If you need a partner, I'm potentially available.
7. 2015-08-26 at 6:19 PM UTC

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   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   Where I live, at least half of the adults are walking around armed at all times anyway.
8. 2015-08-27 at 1:19 AM UTC

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    Yung Blood
   OP will be dead in 5 years.
9. 2015-08-27 at 8:51 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   way to just shit on my life everyone
10. 2015-08-27 at 12:05 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That has been your ass dumping on your life by the way you live it.
11. 2015-08-27 at 4:14 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Thanks dad
12. 2015-08-27 at 4:46 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Thanks dad

    You're welcome squirt.
13. 2015-08-29 at 3:06 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Your crowning achievement was having sex with a drunk woman who didn't know who you were/wasn't awake. Thanks Dad.
14. 2015-08-29 at 3:42 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Your crowning achievement was having sex with a drunk woman who didn't know who you were/wasn't awake. Thanks Dad.

    You're crowning achievement, oh wait, you've never achieved anything.
15. 2015-09-09 at 2:35 PM UTC

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    Matius Yung Blood
    Lol...squirt.
16. 2015-09-09 at 2:38 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "He's got a SQUIRT GUN!!!!!!!"
17. 2015-09-10 at 7:09 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    IVE GOT ANTS IN MY PANTS!!!!
18. 2015-09-10 at 7:29 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    IVE GOT ANTS IN MY PANTS!!!!

    Is that what you named your dick, ants?
19. 2015-09-11 at 8:35 AM UTC

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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Alabama Black Snake
20. 2015-09-11 at 2:21 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If you even yelled, "He's got a banana!! He's got a banana!!!" really loud in a crowded place, and then people found out there was really no banana, you would be jumped upon by everyone, arrested, and charged with a terrorist act.