Weirdest things you've done to get off

1. 2017-07-03 at 1:18 PM UTC

   #21
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   To be honest, I have no idea. One time I jerked of to some music video and didn't finish in time and then came "Limp Biscuit - Rollin'" and I didn't stop or switch the channel. Haha. Yea... fuck Fred Durst.
   
   Though, when I really think about it, it's probably dating a girl for like 2 months without getting to second base. She played me like a motherfucker.
2. 2017-07-03 at 1:25 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Pornguy Yung Blood
   Just woke up And dang!. I knew there were some Dirty dogs up in here.
   
   That one about the 16 year old girl really threw me for a loop.
   
   I just put on some tea and fired up a dozen gigs or so of porn torrents.
3. 2017-07-03 at 3:14 PM UTC

   #23
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RisiR † 11 and you rubbed a teddy on your dick?! LOL.
   
   I think I got my first handjob at 11..

   
   well it was before age 11, it was probably closer to like 9 since it was 3rd grade or so
4. 2017-07-03 at 4:29 PM UTC

   #24
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR † 11 and you rubbed a teddy on your dick?! LOL.
   
   I think I got my first handjob at 11..

   
   why so late in life? usually those pedophiles start earlier? unless he was already using your mouth and asshole.
5. 2017-07-03 at 4:31 PM UTC

   #25
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Pornguy I'm sure someone here can relate.
   
   I just painted my dick black with a sharpie and jerked myself off and pretended I was giving a black guy a handy.
   
   This shit won't wash off though.

   
   get risir to suck your dick...he could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
6. 2017-07-03 at 6 PM UTC

   #26
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   this fred is proving to be pretty lulzy.
   
   
   
   
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7. 2017-07-05 at 6:57 AM UTC

   #27
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   I used to use random things from around the house to masturbate with before I had any toys, the neck of a beer bottle works pretty well as an improvised sex toy.
   
   I’ve also squirted shampoo all over myself and pretended a bunch of guys bukkaked me.
8. 2017-07-06 at 4:14 AM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by blackbird I’ve also squirted shampoo all over myself and pretended a bunch of guys bukkaked me.

   
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9. 2017-07-06 at 4:57 PM UTC

   #29
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by blackbird I used to use random things from around the house to masturbate with before I had any toys, the neck of a beer bottle works pretty well as an improvised sex toy.
   
   I’ve also squirted shampoo all over myself and pretended a bunch of guys bukkaked me.

   
   pics or it didn't happen