2017-07-03 at 1:18 PM UTC
To be honest, I have no idea. One time I jerked of to some music video and didn't finish in time and then came "Limp Biscuit - Rollin'" and I didn't stop or switch the channel. Haha. Yea... fuck Fred Durst.
Though, when I really think about it, it's probably dating a girl for like 2 months without getting to second base. She played me like a motherfucker.
2017-07-03 at 1:25 PM UTC
Just woke up And dang!. I knew there were some Dirty dogs up in here.
That one about the 16 year old girl really threw me for a loop.
I just put on some tea and fired up a dozen gigs or so of porn torrents.
this fred is proving to be pretty lulzy.
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2017-07-05 at 6:57 AM UTC
I used to use random things from around the house to masturbate with before I had any toys, the neck of a beer bottle works pretty well as an improvised sex toy.
I’ve also squirted shampoo all over myself and pretended a bunch of guys bukkaked me.
2017-07-06 at 4:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by blackbird
I’ve also squirted shampoo all over myself and pretended a bunch of guys bukkaked me.
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