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2017-07-06 at 7:03 AM UTC
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2017-07-06 at 7:05 AM UTCI woke up from a DEEP slumber because I KNEW Choots was being tampered with, somehow, somewhere.
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2017-07-06 at 7:43 AM UTCI'm a rich nigga', white upper class,
The best, government's my bitch nigga'
Don't need any hand out, throw a coin at your feet
homies shouting:"Man down!" If there was a crown
i certainly would wear it, no tiara sissy shit
Pure gold: 24 karats. And i have many merits
You're nothing i have to bear with
Own social media: Hashtag and Share It
Face it, you're too basic
Have my paper call you racist
Put you down so you know where your place is
I always blaze it, the money priest, get off my streets
Or at least, take a seat you fucking homo
Got more diamonds than the Goldstein's, niggas call me schlomo
I'm well educated, and heavily medicated
Culturally superior, no we're not related
You're mentally inferior, have i not relayed it?
Love fine cuisine, créme brulee, yep, i ate it
I'm never underrated yet my stocks are overvalued
Make the market crash with single syllables when i say "sell" dude.
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2017-07-06 at 8 AM UTCYou got some dope ass rhymes there Izzy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-06 at 10:12 AM UTCLiterally just spent 21 hours masturbating. Beat that motherfuckers. Do I have the site record? I wasn't even on drugs! (Well, except for Nardil.)
Reason? Mainly complete inorgasmia from Nardil. I noticed it before. I don't need to do it often at all, normally I literally do not have thoughts of sex throughout the day, develop erections, watch porn, or even feel sexual attraction IRL. I only do it when it's been long enough that sex drive arises, which is pretty minor, because I see it as a mild nuisance and it's easier to just take a few minutes to do it than attempting to subdue it via willpower or Buddhist techniques I'm unaware of.
IIRC last time I may have taken 5 hours of so at most because I was on modafinil and fell into this dilemma: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wait/walk_dilemma
There may have been an instance or two before that, although I did eventually manage to come during one or the singular instance. That was a lot of semen.
After the modafinil instance stupidity, the drug can trigger getting trapped in a cycle like this, as can (Other? Not sure if it's classified as one.) stimulants. A sort of OCD evocation or exacerbation, along or alternatively with the increase of attention span, motivation, cognitive endurance and energy (I think that's all.) After that incident I decided to set some simple rules. If it's taking longer than 5 minutes and you repeatedly experience a loss of erection or interest, it's not going to happen and you should stop. Along with, and I think this was a previous rule from a long time ago, although I may have set it due to the effect on pleasure when masturbating used to be considerably more enjoyable, seeing it as a waste, not doing so in a half assed manner, if I'm not sure I really want to, don't feel that strong of an urge.
Anyway, why did this latest incident occur from 3AM Tuesday to Midnight Thursday, with very short breaks? Well, I wanted to drain my balls, for one, and didn't seem willing to give up. Amazingly, I didn't seem to give it much thought beyond that and wasn't keeping track of time. I suppose at some point it had just been so long and my sleep cycle would have been so messed up that I decided to keep going. It's not as if I have any obligations, anything important to do.
Amazingly, other than the difficulty with keeping erections and the lack of lube (Used coconut oil, which I had to keep reapplying, and later added in sunscreen. The oil made a fucking mess, but I needed to change my sheets anyway.) (I really need to buy more, something thick and long lasting this time, like anal lube), it was actually enjoyable and fun! Amazingly, I didn't lose my ability to experience pleasure after all that time, so it was just never ending, as long as I could get it up. At least it was an interesting experience, of indulging in pleasure and fantasy for such an extended period. Toward the end I was on the verge of falling asleep, having to repeatedly battle it, and it really fucked with my visualization ability because every time I would close my eyes I'd go into the pre-sleep mildly dreamlike state where these visualizations, like minor weak dreams, start coming out and you begin drifting to sleep, along with my visuals being distorted and the quality diminished.
This was terribly dysfunctional and a ridiculous/moronic waste of time. Only time I can really remember doing something like this. Well, I learned my lesson.
Oh, and I was genuinely afraid of what might occur if I did actually manage to orgam/ejaculate after all that time. Hopefully I'll just have a wet dream if the inorgasmia doesn't subside soon, having perpetual blue balls would suck, I can't remember the last time I experienced that. Prostate stimulation doesn't work for me, so that isn't an option, although I did notice I had leaked a bit of seminal fluid after defecating on Tuesday.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-06 at 10:34 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-06 at 10:40 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Literally just spent 21 hours masturbating. Beat that motherfuckers. Do I have the site record? I wasn't even on drugs! (Well, except for Nardil.)
Reason? Mainly complete inorgasmia from Nardil. I noticed it before. I don't need to do it often at all, normally I literally do not have thoughts of sex throughout the day, develop erections, watch porn, or even feel sexual attraction IRL. I only do it when it's been long enough that sex drive arises, which is pretty minor, because I see it as a mild nuisance and it's easier to just take a few minutes to do it than attempting to subdue it via willpower or Buddhist techniques I'm unaware of.
IIRC last time I may have taken 5 hours of so at most because I was on modafinil and fell into this dilemma: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wait/walk_dilemma
There may have been an instance or two before that, although I did eventually manage to come during one or the singular instance. That was a lot of semen.
After the modafinil instance stupidity, the drug can trigger getting trapped in a cycle like this, as can (Other? Not sure if it's classified as one.) stimulants. A sort of OCD evocation or exacerbation, along or alternatively with the increase of attention span, motivation, cognitive endurance and energy (I think that's all.) After that incident I decided to set some simple rules. If it's taking longer than 5 minutes and you repeatedly experience a loss of erection or interest, it's not going to happen and you should stop. Along with, and I think this was a previous rule from a long time ago, although I may have set it due to the effect on pleasure when masturbating used to be considerably more enjoyable, seeing it as a waste, not doing so in a half assed manner, if I'm not sure I really want to, don't feel that strong of an urge.
Anyway, why did this latest incident occur from 3AM Tuesday to Midnight Thursday, with very short breaks? Well, I wanted to drain my balls, for one, and didn't seem willing to give up. Amazingly, I didn't seem to give it much thought beyond that and wasn't keeping track of time. I suppose at some point it had just been so long and my sleep cycle would have been so messed up that I decided to keep going. It's not as if I have any obligations, anything important to do.
Amazingly, other than the difficulty with keeping erections and the lack of lube (Used coconut oil, which I had to keep reapplying, and later added in sunscreen. The oil made a fucking mess, but I needed to change my sheets anyway.) (I really need to buy more, something thick and long lasting this time, like anal lube), it was actually enjoyable and fun! Amazingly, I didn't lose my ability to experience pleasure after all that time, so it was just never ending, as long as I could get it up. At least it was an interesting experience, of indulging in pleasure and fantasy for such an extended period. Toward the end I was on the verge of falling asleep, having to repeatedly battle it, and it really fucked with my visualization ability because every time I would close my eyes I'd go into the pre-sleep mildly dreamlike state where these visualizations, like minor weak dreams, start coming out and you begin drifting to sleep, along with my visuals being distorted and the quality diminished.
This was terribly dysfunctional and a ridiculous/moronic waste of time. Only time I can really remember doing something like this. Well, I learned my lesson.
Oh, and I was genuinely afraid of what might occur if I did actually manage to orgam/ejaculate after all that time. Hopefully I'll just have a wet dream if the inorgasmia doesn't subside soon, having perpetual blue balls would suck, I can't remember the last time I experienced that. Prostate stimulation doesn't work for me, so that isn't an option, although I did notice I had leaked a bit of seminal fluid after defecating on Tuesday.
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2017-07-06 at 11:06 AM UTCThis man is most definitely made of the hardest texture my brethren.
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2017-07-06 at 11:07 AM UTCAlso this :
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2017-07-06 at 11:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone I'm sorry you can't read, Captain Falcon. Do you have a dyslexic helper monkey read the forum for you? He seems to post a lot on your behalf too, ya know.
You have my deepest sympathies. Not being able to read is a fucked up thing to not know how to do… It wasn't you DIDN'T… you poor thing COULDN'T… too big of words and shit… I'm sorry… so many mentally handicapped people on here, I should be more sensitive and write shit on a level "special" people like you can understand.
^^^ Didn't read.
Originally posted by aldra timestamp to see how long it takes for mmq to notice
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2017-07-06 at 11:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by Izzy Bizzy As an individual, I kill those double syllables, Fuck I feel Incredible, invincible, Invisible, Make it quick though, Gotta make alota dough.
All I see is evil, In the people, This isn't heavy metal, So before I spit, Kill you cyanide bitch, Im making it famous.
Before you get shot in head, Lil Man laid to rest, Damn I didn't realize i be the best, Fuckin with Papa bear and his nest, I'm the one writing your checks.
What's next buy 20 Rolex,
Making the best paycheck,
What's the matter with your head.
Need to refill my meds, So I can get to bed,
So I can think about what I did
you fucking thinking I'm kidding, Put me on the track and im ripping.
My hand is a loose cannon,
Never really planned it, It just happens,
Get to it I'm rapping,
yea I made it and I have it,
Rolls on outta my mouth,
Never been about, Sitting round to pout,
If I'm angry I get real loud and shout,
let you know how im feeling now,
Defeated ? How !?
(Bad Guy Once)
Why do i, End up the bad guy, Who's will is to fight, Go ahead live my life, You'll know what it feels like, You'll realize I've actually tried to hide, Everything inside See the world from two eyes, I am snide, Still the fucking bad guy.
This be won't above me, Just lovely, Hug me, why won't you fuck ing, Love me, Do you think I'm ugly, I feel you are bub-bly All you think about is money, I think your really funny and pretty,
You said my lifestyle was a pity, well now isn't shitty, I think I need a tissue, your on me, like I really think that's the issue, once you leave I miss you, all i speak is truth, kissing in the phone booth, what the fuck kinda shit you been through, Get out my house kick you with, Two boots
(Bad Guy)
Why do happen to be that Bad Guy, when it comes to the punchline, You are not trying, to find it, I know it's hiding, Realizing that I'm the bad guy, This is why, I light a fire under the sky, It's my life so I make it mine.
Just need my side bitch, So I don't sit here and feel shit, I'm starting to feel sick, I just need to get lit. You know me to I'm like on the brink of loosing boo. everything and everyone it's truth, like what the fuck am I supposed to do, I'm hanging on by a thread anymore happens I may be dead, Or any less but let's, Try and remember the good times, I rap hood lines, remember the good times, Of flyin',
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Originally posted by Malice Literally just spent 21 hours masturbating. Beat that motherfuckers. Do I have the site record? I wasn't even on drugs! (Well, except for Nardil.)
Reason? Mainly complete inorgasmia from Nardil. I noticed it before. I don't need to do it often at all, normally I literally do not have thoughts of sex throughout the day, develop erections, watch porn, or even feel sexual attraction IRL. I only do it when it's been long enough that sex drive arises, which is pretty minor, because I see it as a mild nuisance and it's easier to just take a few minutes to do it than attempting to subdue it via willpower or Buddhist techniques I'm unaware of.
IIRC last time I may have taken 5 hours of so at most because I was on modafinil and fell into this dilemma: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wait/walk_dilemma
There may have been an instance or two before that, although I did eventually manage to come during one or the singular instance. That was a lot of semen.
After the modafinil instance stupidity, the drug can trigger getting trapped in a cycle like this, as can (Other? Not sure if it's classified as one.) stimulants. A sort of OCD evocation or exacerbation, along or alternatively with the increase of attention span, motivation, cognitive endurance and energy (I think that's all.) After that incident I decided to set some simple rules. If it's taking longer than 5 minutes and you repeatedly experience a loss of erection or interest, it's not going to happen and you should stop. Along with, and I think this was a previous rule from a long time ago, although I may have set it due to the effect on pleasure when masturbating used to be considerably more enjoyable, seeing it as a waste, not doing so in a half assed manner, if I'm not sure I really want to, don't feel that strong of an urge.
Anyway, why did this latest incident occur from 3AM Tuesday to Midnight Thursday, with very short breaks? Well, I wanted to drain my balls, for one, and didn't seem willing to give up. Amazingly, I didn't seem to give it much thought beyond that and wasn't keeping track of time. I suppose at some point it had just been so long and my sleep cycle would have been so messed up that I decided to keep going. It's not as if I have any obligations, anything important to do.
Amazingly, other than the difficulty with keeping erections and the lack of lube (Used coconut oil, which I had to keep reapplying, and later added in sunscreen. The oil made a fucking mess, but I needed to change my sheets anyway.) (I really need to buy more, something thick and long lasting this time, like anal lube), it was actually enjoyable and fun! Amazingly, I didn't lose my ability to experience pleasure after all that time, so it was just never ending, as long as I could get it up. At least it was an interesting experience, of indulging in pleasure and fantasy for such an extended period. Toward the end I was on the verge of falling asleep, having to repeatedly battle it, and it really fucked with my visualization ability because every time I would close my eyes I'd go into the pre-sleep mildly dreamlike state where these visualizations, like minor weak dreams, start coming out and you begin drifting to sleep, along with my visuals being distorted and the quality diminished.
This was terribly dysfunctional and a ridiculous/moronic waste of time. Only time I can really remember doing something like this. Well, I learned my lesson.
Oh, and I was genuinely afraid of what might occur if I did actually manage to orgam/ejaculate after all that time. Hopefully I'll just have a wet dream if the inorgasmia doesn't subside soon, having perpetual blue balls would suck, I can't remember the last time I experienced that. Prostate stimulation doesn't work for me, so that isn't an option, although I did notice I had leaked a bit of seminal fluid after defecating on Tuesday.
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2017-07-06 at 1:19 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-06 at 2:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone I had a cow almost kill my ex by "mounting" him, and actually, and quite literally broke the back of my ex's bullcalf…
Had a hog eat the new born baby goats alive.
seen many a duck fuck. my favorite phrase is "fuck-a-duck" because of that. We had mascovys which are "quackless" ducks, with ugly red connacled faces. cool ducks. they just got it on, and our drakes were quite lazy… had ducklings and geese around too…
My clydesdale was not having this donkey fuck him… my clyde was a stud, so was the donkey, Henry… took 2 weeks and many a cydesdale ass kicking for poor Henry to understand my boy wasn't homo…
OMG… so many dogs stuck together after fucking… so many cats screaming bloody murder being fucked….
So much sex on the farm. §m£ÂgØL doesn't even know the half of it, he wasn't there for the truly deranged farm sex shit.
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2017-07-06 at 3:26 PM UTCThis hangover
Maybe I should be a fag and go to the hospital or something. I could shit & piss myself to make it seem legit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-06 at 4:04 PM UTCI'm so fucking high.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-06 at 4:05 PM UTCRIP.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-06 at 5:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick This hangover
Maybe I should be a fag and go to the hospital or something. I could shit & piss myself to make it seem legit.
Ughh I have a hangover and I haven't drank since November. Idk WTF this is I wake up with a headache, sore eyes and my sinuses generally just fucked in general.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-06 at 5:38 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-06 at 5:40 PM UTCI stopped getting hangovers at age 26. Idk how that works.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-06 at 5:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by 霍比特人 Allergies maybe?
I take 1,500,00mg of dph for my allergies every day, but im digressing
Idk you could be right it's not always like this everyday just more days than not. I notice when I drink some cough syrup throughout the day and particularly close to bed I feel tons better after waking I don't get all faggy and robotrip but I probably go through a bottle every 2-3 days when I take it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
