I got so fucked up yesterday I did a time warp.

1. 2017-07-03 at 9:23 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I ate lunch at noon.
   Had a beer at 2:30 by 3:30 I'm doing bong hits and shots of rum on ice.
   I pass out wake up and think its the next morning"it was just starting to get dark".
   I was freaking out thinking I have to go to work my wife just starts laughing at me and say's "It's still Sunday you retard".
   So I started drinking again and grilled some burgers.
   
2. 2017-07-03 at 9:33 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by AngryOnion I ate lunch at noon.
   Had a beer at 2:30 by 3:30 I'm doing bong hits and shots of rum on ice.
   I pass out wake up and think its the next morning"it was just starting to get dark".
   I was freaking out thinking I have to go to work my wife just starts laughing at me and say's "It's still Sunday you retard".
   So I started drinking again and grilled some burgers.
   

   
   post pics of wife
3. 2017-07-03 at 9:35 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I know the feeuhlz familia. Multiple-day bender with heavy spots of sleep and a near perpetually-blacked out haze blanketing the entire episode, I prefer NOT to know what time or day it really is, and just enjoy the ride.
4. 2017-07-03 at 9:43 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by infinityshock post pics of wife

   
   No way If she ever found out she would kill me.
   But I do have some pics of her passed out with a spoon in one hand and bucket of ice cream in the other.
   Maybe if I blacked out her face? it would be ok, I don't know I'll think about it.
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5. 2017-07-03 at 9:54 PM UTC

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   10 Ft. Ganja Plant Houston

   Originally posted by AngryOnion No way If she ever found out she would kill me.
   But I do have some pics of her passed out with a spoon in one hand and bucket of ice cream in the other.
   Maybe if I blacked out her face? it would be ok, I don't know I'll think about it.

   
   if u do ill post a pic of my husband . PROMISE