2017-07-03 at 9:23 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I ate lunch at noon.
Had a beer at 2:30 by 3:30 I'm doing bong hits and shots of rum on ice.
I pass out wake up and think its the next morning"it was just starting to get dark".
I was freaking out thinking I have to go to work my wife just starts laughing at me and say's "It's still Sunday you retard".
So I started drinking again and grilled some burgers.
2017-07-03 at 9:35 PM UTC
I know the feeuhlz familia. Multiple-day bender with heavy spots of sleep and a near perpetually-blacked out haze blanketing the entire episode, I prefer NOT to know what time or day it really is, and just enjoy the ride.
2017-07-03 at 9:43 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Originally posted by infinityshock
post pics of wife
No way If she ever found out she would kill me.
But I do have some pics of her passed out with a spoon in one hand and bucket of ice cream in the other.
Maybe if I blacked out her face? it would be ok, I don't know I'll think about it.
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