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  1. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR † I just quit my job and tossed my entire career out of the window.

    don't be ridiculous. the field of gay prostitution is always lucrative.

    unless you had your asshole and lips surgically removed. then you're fucked. or not fucked...which is the problem
  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'll get you boy and I'll make some fucking gators out of your Florida nigger skin.
  3. Originally posted by Captain Falcon When someone doesn't finish their degree, there's probably a reason for that, and it usually points to incompetence.

    college isn't for everyone so let's stop pretending it is
  4. i'd love it if you would elaborate
    imo it's beyond being "stupid"
  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Sophie, didn't you say you studied EE at some point?

    Microwave gun sounds rad. Like some fallout shit right there.

    this is already a thing

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_Denial_System

    well its not with microwave radiation, but its supposed to be non lethal so yeah
  6. Lazy? (nope)
    Got dick that'll drive a ho crazy? (yup)
    Hater? (nope), Wanna see a player get paper? (yup)
    Traitor? (nope), Loyal to my soil, not a faker? (yup)
    Sleep? (nope), Bust moves, hella active in the streets? (yup)
    Scared of the dark? (nope)
    Have money, have heart? (yup)
    Narc? (nope), Shark? (yup)
    Gossip like a broad? (nope)
    Check a bitch like a smog? (yup)
    Slippin'? (nope), Trippin'? (yup)
    Sober as a gopher? (nope)
    Higher than a rollercoaster? (yup)
    Star Wars? (nope), Yoda? (yup)
    Never leave the house without my strap (nope)
    Shoot a muthafucka in his nap (yup)
    Never been a sucka or a pussy (nope)
    Blowin' cookie, never coughin' like a rookie (yup)
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  7. Originally posted by RisiR † I just quit my job and tossed my entire career out of the window.

    For your degree?
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Lanny Sophie, didn't you say you studied EE at some point?

    Microwave gun sounds rad. Like some fallout shit right there.

    Yee, i am not 100% convinced on the Ruski design. You're going to need some damn powerful tazer for it to work like that not to mention their "resonance chamber" tin can has to be the the right dimensions for the wavelength of the EM radiation that's being emitted to be effective. Also clearly if the design they used works it's not much of a directed energy weapon because the camera starts to freak out as soon as they fire a pulse lol even though they are facing away from the cone antenna.
  9. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon For your degree?

    No, no future plans so far. I don't think I need another degree.
  10. RisiR † 29 Autism
    WS is Obbeing E-40 who is Obbeing some nigger I forgot.

    Who dropped that song first?
  11. October 10th, 2010, the chaplain came in, and said son we need to pray. All my mom needed to hear is that her son in prison is oK, then she passed away. I hope she is having fun up in heaven with DJ Screw.
  12. Lmao, that nigga Mmmmmquestions is probably slammed out the game, working a double right now! LMMMMMAo, them tickets are probably printing out at a rapid ass pace.

    He probably has four po boys laid out in front of him right now.
  13. Those North Dakota boys are hungry. Workin on a drilling rig. Like tort failed at heavy.
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RisiR † You seemed a million times happier when you came back from the ER and had finally taken the first step. You were on drugs then and before that and now, as well. It doesn't fucking matter. It matters what YOU do with it.

    No, that was misleading. It only lasted a few days and I wasn't really happy, the feeling of having made a breakthrough wasn't very strong. There wasn't any real breakthrough at all, except that I suppose now I'm not afraid to ask for help if I'm ever dying or suicidal.

    That thread was embarrassing. I'll never make that mistake again, posting about worthless incidents in my life, believing or acting as if they have more value or interest than they actually do.
  15. *Stumbles in, focusses eyes, looks around, says hi, walks back out*
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  16. More like Chaplain Falcon
  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by reject *Stumbles in, focusses eyes, looks around, says hi, walks back out*

    that's basically how my job works. Also have to coo reassuringly to people for a bit, but that's the gist of it.
  18. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR † I'll get you boy and I'll make some fucking gators out of your Florida nigger skin.

    oh yea...come get me, sweetheart.
  19. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon For your degree?

    for the job of male whore catering to the faggot community.
  20. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Lanny, why do you give this asshole a platform? Why don't you ban him?

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