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2017-06-30 at 4:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ To be fair, and uh, all absentee father and Bill Krozbydog jokes aside, Doug has some funny stories.
You might disagree just to maintain your stance, most members here adhere to that rationale, but Bill Krozby has some goofy tales, and often makes fun of himself.
Sure we can try to say we're better , and perhaps we are, but YOLO. Sometimes you just have to wake up and YOLO.
YEAH I just used YOLO three times now. :)
Just saying §m£ÂgØLo, what have you done to be BETTER than Bill Krozby? NOT what have you not done. Tell me of your grand accomplishments, of your worth to humanity. Thanks.
§m£ÂgØL is really grasping at straws here trying to put me on blast for not being in my kids life even though I just spoke to my kid a few days on my birth day.
I'm pretty positive i've seen my kid way more than §m£ÂgØL has seen his, he's just talking out of his ass right now. -
2017-06-30 at 4:40 PM UTCBut I'm digressing, #YOLO!
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2017-06-30 at 4:42 PM UTC"Sometimes when I get fucked from behind I don't even turn around to see who it is. That's the kinda whore I am." - Doug Stanhope
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2017-06-30 at 5:11 PM UTC
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2017-06-30 at 5:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by Vcky We got a corset a few weeks back which is fun and sexy underwear.
Besides that we just have basic toys, some sex chocolate and creams, massage oils..
I feel bad because I'm not exactly peak physical performance So I have to make it up other ways lol
post pix. But yeah I have massage oils as well. I met my gf online a couple months ago and she is a baker and I told her if she makes me corn bread I will give her a massage. So I met her at a coffee shop and then took her to my place and gave her a massage and I've yet to still get the corn bread.
But yeah we role play, the third time I ever met her, I told her to just come into my place as I was taking a shower, and when she came in and was petting my cat I came out of the bathroom with my belt and tipped her over on my kitchen floor and started wailing on her fatass -
2017-06-30 at 5:17 PM UTCNo he didn't.
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2017-06-30 at 5:21 PM UTCBut yeah we try to watch sexy movies to ramp up the mood, its hott
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2017-06-30 at 5:22 PM UTC
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2017-06-30 at 5:35 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby post pix. But yeah I have massage oils as well. I met my gf online a couple months ago and she is a baker and I told her if she makes me corn bread I will give her a massage. So I met her at a coffee shop and then took her to my place and gave her a massage and I've yet to still get the corn bread.
But yeah we role play, the third time I ever met her, I told her to just come into my place as I was taking a shower, and when she came in and was petting my cat I came out of the bathroom with my belt and tipped her over on my kitchen floor and started wailing on her fatass
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2017-06-30 at 5:37 PM UTC^post pix of your ugly mug mother fucker
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2017-06-30 at 5:37 PM UTC
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2017-06-30 at 5:40 PM UTC
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2017-06-30 at 5:42 PM UTCnot an sg thread
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2017-06-30 at 5:45 PM UTC
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2017-06-30 at 5:45 PM UTC
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2017-06-30 at 5:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby §m£ÂgØL is really grasping at straws here trying to put me on blast for not being in my kids life even though I just spoke to my kid a few days on my birth day.
I'm pretty positive i've seen my kid way more than §m£ÂgØL has seen his, he's just talking out of his ass right now.
I don't even have a kid, thank god. -
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