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Fuck me like a husband
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2017-06-29 at 8:11 PM UTCAnyone here ever "role play" in the bedroom? You know just some xtra kink?
Once my ex gf brought over a box of fake dildos and she wanted me to use one on her, and it was dry so I sucked a piece of plastic to get it wet.
that lady is marilyn mansons ex wife, probably the hottest women in the world.
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2017-06-29 at 8:28 PM UTC
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2017-06-29 at 8:37 PM UTChold on a minute, Bill Krozby did you get pegged?
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2017-06-29 at 8:42 PM UTC
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2017-06-29 at 8:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist hold on a minute, Bill Krozby did you get pegged?
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no i didn't, i sucked on a fake dildo to get it wet, to put in her. funny thing though you're the second person I've ever heard use the word "pegged" my friend last summer and I would use that term. We would trip out and play a role reversal game called "I am a man and I am a woman"
basically Id state that I'm a woman and she'd state that she's a man, and I get on top of her and fuck her with hard burst slowly while looking into each others eyes until we burst out laughing. -
2017-06-29 at 8:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby no i didn't, i sucked on a fake dildo to get it wet, to put in her. funny thing though you're the second person I've ever heard use the word "pegged" my friend last summer and I would use that term. We would trip out and play a role reversal game called "I am a man and I am a woman"
basically Id state that I'm a woman and she'd state that she's a man, and I get on top of her and fuck her with hard burst slowly while looking into each others eyes until we burst out laughing.
oh ok.
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2017-06-29 at 9:07 PM UTCwhat is fake dildoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-29 at 9:13 PM UTC
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2017-06-29 at 9:15 PM UTCFuck me like a husband. For 3 minutes every few days lolz
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2017-06-29 at 9:34 PM UTC^lol
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2017-06-29 at 9:54 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-29 at 10:03 PM UTCCan we at least appreciate the level of trashiness that is required for Bill Krozby to go around posting pictures like this. It's like those people who post about their sex on facebook and talk about how they don't give a fuck and how they're just being honest and open and human.
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2017-06-29 at 10:10 PM UTC
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2017-06-29 at 10:44 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-30 at 12:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by 霍比特人 Can we at least appreciate the level of trashiness that is required for Bill Krozby to go around posting pictures like this. It's like those people who post about their sex on facebook and talk about how they don't give a fuck and how they're just being honest and open and human.
you're just mad because you're not fuckable unless its by an over weight bearThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-30 at 12:41 AM UTC
Originally posted by 霍比特人 Can we at least appreciate the level of trashiness that is required for Bill Krozby to go around posting pictures like this. It's like those people who post about their sex on facebook and talk about how they don't give a fuck and how they're just being honest and open and human.
and the thing is §m£ÂgØL, you would know a thing or two about trash considering you wrote a book on how you lost your virginity to hydromorphone and some guy fucking you up the ass in a trailer. mmmmk?!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-30 at 1:25 AM UTC
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2017-06-30 at 1:40 AM UTC
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2017-06-30 at 4:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby and the thing is §m£ÂgØL, you would know a thing or two about trash considering you wrote a book on how you lost your virginity to hydromorphone and some guy fucking you up the ass in a trailer. mmmmk?!
No, I mean your personality. Everything aside you are just a trash person. You're stupid. You're ambitionless. You're an alcoholic and a whore who cheats on your partners and has made zero effort to be in your child's life.
What stupid things I've done do not even compare to the level of degeneracy that you have displayed throughout your entire life. Everything you say reads like a youtube comment. -
2017-06-30 at 11:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by 霍比特人 No, I mean your personality. Everything aside you are just a trash person. You're stupid. You're ambitionless. You're an alcoholic and a whore who cheats on your partners and has made zero effort to be in your child's life.
What stupid things I've done do not even compare to the level of degeneracy that you have displayed throughout your entire life. Everything you say reads like a youtube comment.
To be fair, and uh, all absentee father and Bill Krozbydog jokes aside, Doug has some funny stories.
You might disagree just to maintain your stance, most members here adhere to that rationale, but Bill Krozby has some goofy tales, and often makes fun of himself.
Sure we can try to say we're better , and perhaps we are, but YOLO. Sometimes you just have to wake up and YOLO.
YEAH I just used YOLO three times now. :)
Just saying §m£ÂgØLo, what have you done to be BETTER than Bill Krozby? NOT what have you not done. Tell me of your grand accomplishments, of your worth to humanity. Thanks.
