Drug Test ?

1. 2016-05-17 at 10:53 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
   I ended up drinking too much vinegar thinking it would flush my system out instead it shut down my kidneys so I couldn't pee. I thought maybe if I took a shit it would help me pee but it only maybe gave me a fee drops. Then I look and their was no toliet paper and the toilet wouldn't flush. When I handed them the cup they said it wasn't enough I said I had kidney problems and that's all I could do...long story short I had to drive home with a shitty ass and days later they called back and I tested positive for weed. I feel bad for whoever went into the bathroom after me and saw a big pile of shit in the toilet
2. 2016-05-17 at 11:22 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Just drop a log in the cup, nigga.
3. 2016-05-18 at 2:02 AM UTC

   #23
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Just drop a log in the cup, nigga.

   
   "I didn't understand the instructions"
4. 2016-05-18 at 10:03 AM UTC

   #24
   Emim Yung Blood
   Nice, Ris.
   
   art, at this point the new piss, 120 hours clean by that point, will be better than the old, which was only 85 or so.
   
   I heard you can flush, which is almost over hydrating for the 24 hours preceding the test.
5. 2016-05-20 at 12:35 AM UTC

   #25
   Emim Yung Blood
   Passed it niggers.
6. 2016-05-20 at 6:03 AM UTC

   #26
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   ^rude
7. 2016-05-20 at 7:47 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Crack and meth are the easiest drug tests to pass. You have to pretty much piss while high to fail.
8. 2016-05-28 at 7:30 AM UTC

   #28
   Emim Yung Blood
   I'm still clean and I feel a lot better in every aspect of my life.
9. 2016-05-28 at 7:48 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hey, great. Hope you kill yourself.
10. 2016-05-30 at 7:31 PM UTC

    #30
    Emim Yung Blood
    Are you flirting with me?
11. 2024-10-04 at 2:13 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by arthur treacher Every dr. visit I ever had, they leave you alone in the bathroom and you can pretty much do whatever you want. Use the old piss. There. Problem solved. Jesus, people, was that so fucking hard?

    
    And then he died
12. 2025-01-26 at 2:22 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by arthur treacher Every dr. visit I ever had, they leave you alone in the bathroom and you can pretty much do whatever you want. Use the old piss. There. Problem solved. Jesus, people, was that so fucking hard?

    
    And then he died.
13. 2025-01-26 at 5:06 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Semiazas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker And then he died.

    
    That was actually me. Holy shit that was almost 10 years ago
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Crispy
14. 2025-01-26 at 5:11 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Semiazas That wad actually me. Holy shit that was almost 10 years ago

    
    You are Treacher?
15. 2025-01-26 at 5:13 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Semiazas African Astronaut
    A huh?
16. 2025-01-26 at 5:15 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Semiazas A huh?

    
    arthur treacher
17. 2025-01-26 at 5:17 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Semiazas African Astronaut
    No
18. 2025-01-26 at 5:56 PM UTC

    #38
    

    ner vegas Space Nigga
    iirc treacher was crazymike who actually did die
19. 2025-01-26 at 6:42 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Semiazas That was actually me. Holy shit that was almost 10 years ago

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Semiazas No

    
    ?
20. 2025-01-26 at 6:45 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile

    Originally posted by Semiazas That was actually me. Holy shit that was almost 10 years ago

    10 years ago i was 5