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  1. #21
    Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
    I ended up drinking too much vinegar thinking it would flush my system out instead it shut down my kidneys so I couldn't pee. I thought maybe if I took a shit it would help me pee but it only maybe gave me a fee drops. Then I look and their was no toliet paper and the toilet wouldn't flush. When I handed them the cup they said it wasn't enough I said I had kidney problems and that's all I could do...long story short I had to drive home with a shitty ass and days later they called back and I tested positive for weed. I feel bad for whoever went into the bathroom after me and saw a big pile of shit in the toilet
  2. #22
    Just drop a log in the cup, nigga.
  3. #23
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Just drop a log in the cup, nigga.

    "I didn't understand the instructions"
  4. #24
    Emim Yung Blood
    Nice, Ris.

    art, at this point the new piss, 120 hours clean by that point, will be better than the old, which was only 85 or so.

    I heard you can flush, which is almost over hydrating for the 24 hours preceding the test.
  5. #25
    Emim Yung Blood
    Passed it niggers.
  6. #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ^rude
  7. #27
    Crack and meth are the easiest drug tests to pass. You have to pretty much piss while high to fail.
  8. #28
    Emim Yung Blood
    I'm still clean and I feel a lot better in every aspect of my life.
  9. #29
    Hey, great. Hope you kill yourself.
  10. #30
    Emim Yung Blood
    Are you flirting with me?
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