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best way to hang yourself?
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2017-06-28 at 1:36 PM UTC
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2017-06-28 at 1:38 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-28 at 1:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic what happened to your whole " i <3 u bae" faggot schtick you were pulling a couple days ago?
oh yea you're not doing it anymore because you really are mad that you can relate more to the pedophile principle in ferris buellers day off than you can to anything that's relevant
Lol, what am i missing here. -
2017-06-28 at 1:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Lol, what am i missing here.
https://niggasin.space/thread/13627?p=1#post-201710 -
2017-06-28 at 7:15 PM UTCI don't know anything about how to hang yourself, but I will tell you when I worked as a nursing assistant at a psyche ward they brought in this one from the hospital that had tried to hang himself with rope and he actually lived, he had this gnarly rope burn around his neck, I'd never seen anything like that before.
He was actually in good spirits in my opinion and was a pretty chill dude. -
2017-06-28 at 7:22 PM UTC
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I just made a music section on youtube to save all of your rap stuff. I called it blingNIS Rap Collection. I'm gonna start adding it for future views.
Post more silly slavic rap. Wernt the bad Protagonist in Clockwork Orange about Slavic Immigrant youth of London in the 60s-70s? You some crazy motha fuckas -
2017-06-28 at 7:23 PM UTCI hear some people use a little metal eyelet or loop off to the side so it just shoops through the loop and snaps your neck as it goes to the front or back based on weight or position, snapping more efficiently in the process. Works for drop hangs. Not worth it though. You'll never go to space and farm astroweed with your beautiful robot/alien wife.
I provide this information only so if you choose such a route it's done right and you don't end up in more pain due to being a bedbound cripple with someone wiping your add for you -
2017-06-28 at 7:26 PM UTCIngredients:
- Super glue
- cheese wire
Instructions:
- Tie cheese wire around your neck and to something strong.
- Open super glue
- apply liberally onto both hands
- Place hands on either side of head and wait for glue to dry
- Kick the stool
Now the cheese wire will strangle you, then eventually cut through your neck and decapitate you, but since you glued your hands to your head, it will look like you ripped your own head off, which is hardcore as fuck. -
2017-06-28 at 7:30 PM UTCFrom a tree.
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2017-06-28 at 7:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Ingredients:
- Super glue
- cheese wire
Instructions:
- Tie cheese wire around your neck and to something strong.
- Open super glue
- apply liberally onto both hands
- Place hands on either side of head and wait for glue to dry
- Kick the stool
Now the cheese wire will strangle you, then eventually cut through your neck and decapitate you, but since you glued your hands to your head, it will look like you ripped your own head off, which is hardcore as fuck.
Do the same but with a piano wire and from a substantial height with a good drop before the noose hits. Ideally this would be from the top of a tenement above a basketball court. With any luck, you'll slam dunk your own head! -
2017-06-28 at 7:34 PM UTCWith a rope.
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2017-06-28 at 7:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by DocFoster I hear some people use a little metal eyelet or loop off to the side so it just shoops through the loop and snaps your neck as it goes to the front or back based on weight or position, snapping more efficiently in the process. Works for drop hangs. Not worth it though. You'll never go to space and farm astroweed with your beautiful robot/alien wife.
I provide this information only so if you choose such a route it's done right and you don't end up in more pain due to being a bedbound cripple with someone wiping your add for you
I Just saw a "How to" on youtube"
Simple Noose.. you make a switchback pattern in the rope, then with the end pull up and through.. then with the long end away from the switchback pattern you roll-loop it around as many times as you want. and then with the other side (end piece) you pull up.. this causes the long end to move freely back and forth horizontally but vertically with you hanging from it.. not so easy.
The position of the noose and rope should be placed on the left side (not right). that artery of the two is the one that causes the subject to passout from lack of blood I guess. it's to be humane. also it is easier for the neck to break that way? people kicking is a last nerve reflects because the broken neck would most likely cause paralysis soon afterwards. -
2017-06-28 at 7:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by DocFoster Not worth it though. You'll never go to space and farm astroweed with your beautiful robot/alien wife.
Wait.. I just realized this.. you're one of these techie hopefuls who thinks their entire existence and memory will be uploaded to the Siren Server and uploaded into a robotic AI with you're consciousness existing for ever? -
2017-06-28 at 7:52 PM UTCThe suicide experts have spoken.
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2017-06-28 at 7:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Ingredients:
- Super glue
- cheese wire
Instructions:
- Tie cheese wire around your neck and to something strong.
- Open super glue
- apply liberally onto both hands
- Place hands on either side of head and wait for glue to dry
- Kick the stool
Now the cheese wire will strangle you, then eventually cut through your neck and decapitate you, but since you glued your hands to your head, it will look like you ripped your own head off, which is hardcore as fuck.
do this at the end of the pier with a longer wire attached to a heavy weight. just kick the weight off the end of the pier and it will take the wire off into the water.
similarly you can frame somebody for your murder by tying a handgun to a helium balloon and blowing your brains out in their back yard.
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2017-06-28 at 8:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist do this at the end of the pier with a longer wire attached to a heavy weight. just kick the weight off the end of the pier and it will take the wire off into the water.
similarly you can frame somebody for your murder by tying a handgun to a helium balloon and blowing your brains out in their back yard.
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Stop telling people how to set people up besides the deflated balloon with the gun will be found prolly
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2017-06-29 at 1:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic what happened to your whole " i <3 u bae" faggot schtick you were pulling a couple days ago?
oh yea you're not doing it anymore because you really are mad that you can relate more to the pedophile principle in ferris buellers day off than you can to anything that's relevant
lol. you literally can't understand flippancy. autism confirmed.
oh, and livestream your suicide. pls. -
2017-06-29 at 3:10 AM UTC
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2017-06-29 at 3:50 AM UTCThere's a new edgy hanging trend, involves essentially noosing your waist, snapping your body in half, and dangling in agony until you die.
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2017-06-29 at 3:58 AM UTCThe coolest way to kill yourself is to live a full life to a ripe old age and die of natural causes, surrounded by your loved ones.
