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HOLIDAY FORUM GAME: What should the person above you get for Chrispmas?

  1. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Free rent

    clearly rent free for you. you waited nearly 3 weeks to reply
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm clearly rent free for you. you waited nearly 3 weeks to reply

    Which would indicate it was low on my list dumbass.
  3. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Which would indicate it was low on my list dumbass.

    Than Why Bother?
  4. Then*
  5. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Then*

    yes then
    You get a Golden Star and I get a bronze one
  6. Originally posted by Landy Pamm yes then
    You get a Golden Star and I get a bronze one

    Lick it then stick it on my forehead, please.
  7. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Lick it then stick it on my forehead, please.

    'Self sticking star slapped on specs forehead'
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm yes then
    You get a Golden Star and I get a bronze one

    You get a seat in the corner.
  9. Originally posted by Landy Pamm 'Self sticking star slapped on specs forehead'

    Back in the '60s, the teachers actually licked and stuck stars on the foreheads of the kids when they got a good mark on a test or assignment, and the kids left them there and wore them all day.
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Back in the '60s, the teachers actually licked and stuck stars on the foreheads of the kids when they got a good mark on a test or assignment, and the kids left them there and wore them all day.

    Maybe in Canada, our teachers never spit on us in the US.
  11. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Back in the '60s, the teachers actually licked and stuck stars on the foreheads of the kids when they got a good mark on a test or assignment, and the kids left them there and wore them all day.

    I vaguely remember that in kindergarten. but my teacher was also a psychotic bitch. she beat me with a paddle once. corp punishment was still a thing at my elementary level school K-5
  12. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    also the star had an awesome smell except from the psycho bitch who smelled like liqueur
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm I vaguely remember that in kindergarten. but my teacher was also a psychotic bitch. she beat me with a paddle once. corp punishment was still a thing at my elementary level school K-5

    That wasn't kindergarten, that was the honky tonk your mom took you to when you were 5. The psychotic bitch was a drunk barmaid and the stars were cocktail onions, and the paddle was her dirty beer soaked flip flop.
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