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HOLIDAY FORUM GAME: What should the person above you get for Chrispmas?

  1. #21
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    a million dollar sled
  2. #22
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    ..With Brad the dog rippers mom on it


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  3. #23
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    A Red Ryder carbine-action, 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time
  4. #24
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    a daddy
  5. #25
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl a daddy

    My Father is still alive, I spoke to him today.
  6. #26
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    how is he doing?

    my dad is dead. he dieded
  7. #27
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl how is he doing?

    my dad is dead. he dieded

    He's 84 so just breathing is good.
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  8. #28
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    A truck full of cool vintage neon n signs for the bar. Or a good sheepskin riding jacket
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  9. #29
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    An old friend back in his chatroom
  10. #30
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    A bag full of dick pills, a mail order laotian bride, cybernetic eyes and a beard trimmer (a gay man to dress and style him and please him sexually when pretending to be a boring straight man loses its lustre)
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  11. #31
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    😭
  12. #32
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    A Made In stainless steel pan set, a bottle of Blantons, designer frames and a locking diary with a little key and jelly glitter pens.
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  13. #33
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    A back from the stock in the back of backs.
  14. #34
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Im the best hypothetical gift giver.
  15. #35
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    JUST FOR MEN BEARD COLOUR

    AND DRYER BAGS
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  16. #36
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Free speech, an assault rifle, a nissan GTR, a bag of diazepam powder and an seo optimized website to spread hilarious disinformation.
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  17. #37
    a bunch of santas in nothing but red, leather ass-less chaps.

    each carrying a bagful of gay homoerotic paraphernalia.
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  18. #38
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina a bunch of santas in nothing but red, leather ass-less chaps.

    each carrying a bagful of gay homoerotic paraphernalia.

    Chinese food.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. #39
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    SIX PACK OF LISTERINE
    CUTE DOG CALENDAR
    MATCHING TIE AND SOCKS
    COUPON FOR GAY CONVERSION THERAPY
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. #40
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    A beer in a tree
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